I just bought a padlock
 

Its a rugged waterproof outdoor one that comes with 2 keys - Real chunky :thumbsup

fuck knows what I'm gonna do with it though :(

Chain a hot girl to a bucket so you can get all her poop?

You think hot girl poo tastes better than 'other'?

I'm not going to taste test to find out.

We can just ask Sir Sober. He's a baronet you know.

Well I will address him properly from now on then. I had no idea. :winkwink:

Drop it in a tube sock, spin around head, smack the shit out of someone.

How about locking all your shit up ? :Graucho

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

sounds like my trips to the hardware store, leave with a bag full of fun stuff usually forgetting what I came in for...