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sperbonzo 04-22-2015 10:06 AM

Now we finally know the reason why cops shoot you if you run away these days....
 
Cops are the Fattest Profession

Law Enforcement Is the Fattest Profession, Study Finds

Denver Nicks @DenverNicks

Dec. 17, 2014

Police officers, firefighters and security guards have the highest rates of obesity of all professions, according to a Wall Street Journal analysis of data from the American Journal of Preventive Medicine.

According to the Journal, 40.7% of police, firefighters and security guards are obese. Other jobs with high obesity rates include clergy, engineers and truckers.

On the other side of the obesity scale is a grouping of economists, scientists and psychologists, with an obesity rate of 14.2%. Other professions with low obesity rates are athletes, actors and reporters.





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Harmon 04-22-2015 10:08 AM

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xXXtesy10 04-22-2015 10:08 AM

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Originally Posted by sperbonzo (Post 20455720)
Cops are the Fattest Profession

Law Enforcement Is the Fattest Profession, Study Finds

Denver Nicks @DenverNicks

Dec. 17, 2014

Police officers, firefighters and security guards have the highest rates of obesity of all professions, according to a Wall Street Journal analysis of data from the American Journal of Preventive Medicine.

According to the Journal, 40.7% of police, firefighters and security guards are obese. Other jobs with high obesity rates include clergy, engineers and truckers.

On the other side of the obesity scale is a grouping of economists, scientists and psychologists, with an obesity rate of 14.2%. Other professions with low obesity rates are athletes, actors and reporters.





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where is adult webmasters on that list?

sperbonzo 04-22-2015 10:19 AM

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Originally Posted by Harmon (Post 20455722)



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I'm not sure if you are implying that I'm fat, but here is a picture from three weeks ago on my boat





https://scontent-mia.xx.fbcdn.net/hp...c0&oe=55D4EEFA



In any case, what would that have to do with fat cops?





Color me confused buddy.... :helpme





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Harmon 04-22-2015 10:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sperbonzo (Post 20455741)
????




I'm not sure if you are implying that I'm fat, but here is a picture from three weeks ago on my boat





https://scontent-mia.xx.fbcdn.net/hp...c0&oe=55D4EEFA



In any case, what would that have to do with fat cops?





Color me confused buddy.... :helpme





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What???? Implying that you're fat?

Thanks for my newest craigslist M4M posting pic though.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Hysterical that you would jump to that conclusion. :1orglaugh

You are deep bro :2 cents:

sperbonzo 04-22-2015 10:34 AM

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Originally Posted by Harmon (Post 20455755)
What???? Implying that you're fat?

Thanks for my newest craigslist M4M posting pic though.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Hysterical that you would jump to that conclusion. :1orglaugh

You are deep bro :2 cents:



Like I said.... I'm confused.



...so what DID you mean?






..... and you're welcome for the pic.



:1orglaugh



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brassmonkey 04-22-2015 10:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sperbonzo (Post 20455720)
Cops are the Fattest Profession

Law Enforcement Is the Fattest Profession, Study Finds

Denver Nicks @DenverNicks

Dec. 17, 2014

Police officers, firefighters and security guards have the highest rates of obesity of all professions, according to a Wall Street Journal analysis of data from the American Journal of Preventive Medicine.

According to the Journal, 40.7% of police, firefighters and security guards are obese. Other jobs with high obesity rates include clergy, engineers and truckers.

On the other side of the obesity scale is a grouping of economists, scientists and psychologists, with an obesity rate of 14.2%. Other professions with low obesity rates are athletes, actors and reporters.





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:2 cents::2 cents:

Harmon 04-22-2015 10:36 AM

I'm out. This thread got weird...

Wendy-Etology 04-22-2015 10:39 AM

you would think they would be the most fit and active

crockett 04-22-2015 10:41 AM

Back in the day, we used to have a cop named "Bear" whom worked in my town. He got so fat that he couldn't pass the physical exams to remain a police officer, so they gave him a promotion to detective..

MakeMeGrrrrowl 04-22-2015 10:42 AM

I have never seen one fat state trooper where I live. I don't know where they are getting their statistics.

They are all sexy and bald =) Most are tall, a few are short.

Harmon 04-22-2015 10:43 AM

https://scontent-mia.xx.fbcdn.net/hp...c0&oe=55D4EEFA

sperbonzo 04-22-2015 10:52 AM

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Originally Posted by Harmon (Post 20455766)
I'm out. This thread got weird...




:1orglaugh:1orglaugh



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CarlosTheGaucho 04-22-2015 11:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crockett (Post 20455775)
Back in the day, we used to have a cop named "Bear" whom worked in my town. He got so fat that he couldn't pass the physical exams to remain a police officer, so they gave him a promotion to detective..

:1orglaugh

sounds like a solution,

however i'm quite surprised since I took it that cops that actually work the streets would have to pass the same physical standards as military personell.

Consider the simple fact that if a cop doesn't look physically superior, or even worse if he looks physically inferior, this is something that definitely matters when somebody considers to resist / flee.

ilnjscb 04-22-2015 11:59 AM

My eyes!!!!!

Sly 04-22-2015 12:01 PM

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Originally Posted by MakeMeGrrrrowl (Post 20455777)
I have never seen one fat state trooper where I live. I don't know where they are getting their statistics.

They are all sexy and bald =) Most are tall, a few are short.

State Police have different requirements. The FBI just announced they would now be implementing fitness standards again for all agents, they got lazy and sloppy too.

Anyone in law enforcement should be fit enough to run at any given time. Firemen are usually in pretty good shape, why should we be expecting less from law enforcement?

JFK 04-22-2015 12:03 PM

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Originally Posted by Wendy-Etology (Post 20455771)
you would think they would be the most fit and active

yeah Right :2 cents:

VikingMan 04-22-2015 12:23 PM

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Originally Posted by sperbonzo (Post 20455741)

Big fucking deal, If I lost 30 pounds, worked out a few times a week, and shaved my shoulder and back hair I would have a body just like this.

blackmonsters 04-22-2015 01:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sperbonzo (Post 20455741)
????




I'm not sure if you are implying that I'm fat, but here is a picture from three weeks ago on my boat





https://scontent-mia.xx.fbcdn.net/hp...c0&oe=55D4EEFA



In any case, what would that have to do with fat cops?





Color me confused buddy.... :helpme





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Congrats bro, you look great!

:thumbsup


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