368 BILLION$$$ Go Big or go Home
 

LMAO which GFYer lives in Florida

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Waters explained to bank officials a homeless man named Tito Watts sold him the blank check several months ago for $100 and told Waters the check would clear for any amount of money that Waters wanted to write it for.

Waters wanted the $368 billion to start an Italian restaurant.

Florida Man Attempts To Cash $368 Billion Check ? MORON

This guy is out there :1orglaugh

?It?s always been my dream to own the best Italian restaurant in the earth,? Waters told police. ?I?m 10% Italian. Cooking authentic Italian food is in my blood. I had planned to make the restaurant 80 million sq. feet and able to accommodated (sic) 30 million eaters at once, plus it was gonna be totally underwater so people could look at sharks while they ate. But the bank wouldn?t give me my money they owed me. Tito said the check was good for any amount I wanted to write it for. So blame Tito, not me. I?m as innocent as a schoolgirl.?

In addition to a forgery count, Waters was charged with unlawfully carrying Chinese throwing stars and possessing bath salts. He was released after posting $23,000 bail.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

No guts, no glory!

These stories never have a legit source.. Surely this would of made local news somewhere...

I wonder if Tito paid the 23k Bail LOLOL

Of course he did, he wrote them a check.

where did he get bail money LOL Dog the bounty hunter will be after his ass when he misses court

he relate to edgeprod?

World Weekly News is still alive...if only in spirit.

#goals

LOL. I love this guy. Thinks big.

WTF!

You need a permit to carry Chinese throwing stars???

This country has gone to hell.

What kind of idiot writes 300 billion on a magic check?

300 trillion maybe.... But honestly, I'd have written 'ALL' and told the teller to give it to me in 20s ;)

what I wanna know is if he is homeless how the hell did he make a 23K bail?