New Jersey Just Explicitly Banned Rolling Coal
 

It's about time:

New Jersey Just Explicitly Banned Rolling Coal

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Chris Christie dun good.

Sad day for coal rollers everywhere.

Its not illegal in MN yet. I love it when a volt pulls up behind me and I leave a big turd on their hood. ;-)

Electric cars are for PUSSIES!

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:thumbsup

I modified my truck to burn firewood. It smells like a forest fire when im riding down the block.

So people have been doing this because they see a hybrid or electric car? Like calling the skinny awkward kid with glasses a fag in grade school?

Way to go, tough guys.

Rolling Coal= My dad and mom are brother and sister!

Dude! Thanks for the heads up!

I didn't know this was a thing. I am going to see if I can get my 240D modified. I am sure the dude that installed my whistle tips can do it and not give a fuck about the EPA.

Thanks Mark Prince! :thumbsup

Must be a south jersey thing. I don't think I've seen a single person around my area who does this.

There are prolly ~6 dorks in the entire USA that roll coal.

Nothing compliments a good bath-salt buzz like a rolling coal head rush.


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:2 cents::2 cents:

you mean meatheads, high school jocks in their 40s? :1orglaugh

that's exactly the type of shirt I would expect all those guys wear

Noooo!!


Noooo!!


I actually like the smell of burning wood. And skunk for some reason.


And republican I bet! ;) (Hi Dynamo!)


You're welcome! From what I've read it can cost anywhere from $500 to $5000 to modify a truck to do this but thats a small price to pay to be cool, right?


Unfortunately there's more. Search for Rollin Coal on Youtube and you find tons of videos.


That's exactly right. The coal rollers see Hybrid or EV cars, and even people riding bikes, then slam the gas to produce clouds of thick toxic smoke to choke them. Then of course they laugh like morons and high-five each other.

Here's a primer:



And for some reason, they also seem to want to do it to babes in bikinis

You would most likely break into tears at our local Fall Fair Tractor Pull. I'm pretty sure none of these guys drive a volt or a prius.

Seen a handful in my neck of the woods.

When did we become a nation of juvenile assholes?

That looks loke SOOOooo much fun! I want to go to one of these so bad!

Cleetus et al are not amused.

Found the guy who's never lived in the South or Midwest, guys.

i grew up in south Texas and i've been around the block several more times than you.

knock it off, you know i'm not a republitard. either that or you are very very very not bright because i've stated to you several times that i am not a republitard.

which is it? are you very very very not bright or is it you do know i am not a republitard?

ok, let's say i'm off by a factor of 20. so there are ~120 people in the entire USA that roll coal. yawn.

hey dickhead, you're the one trying to be cute quoting me.

gofuckyourself.

typical libtard knee-jerk reaction when it's pointed out you are wrong.

instead of saying, oh wow, i'm sorry i tried to imply you have no idea what you are talking about when in fact you actually do, you post a snarky meme.

that's a libtard dickhead right there.

No I wouldn't. These things are kinda cool because they push the limits of the machines, and try to transfer as much energy from the fuel to the ground as possible, to pull the weight and win the prize. Sure they pollute a little, but its not pollution for pollutions sake. The tractor pulling guys have some real engineering and thought behind what they are doing. Coal Rollers are just dumb as rocks.

OMG you are so easy to troll. So easy! I didn't say you were a republican. I made a joke, and right beside the joke, I said Hi to you. It was nothing more than an acknowledgement to you, and you flew way off the handle. LOLOLOLOL!!!

:thumbsup:thumbsup

hey, heads-up, like the many many times i've told you i'm not a republitard, i've also told you i know you are a troll. and if you think that's me flying off the gfy handle, you have a very very short memory along with the other very very issues.

i'm not surprised. the guy tries to mock me by wrongly making assumptions about me, when i nicely let him know he is wrong, he continues to try and mock me and you think that's a thumbs-up right after you try and give me your "hey, i was nice and said hi to you dyna mo* bullshit.

i mean really, it's all too easy.

Tonight when you sit down to your dinner, Please have a beer to go with it. It might help take the edge off.

Found the cry baby, guys.

i don't drink beer with meals. i drink beer to get drunk, empty stomach.

it's uncanny how you libtards just keep going. i mean really. i simply let you know i was fucking raised in South Texas and have been around the block, in reply to your trying to mock my upbringing so you can fucking virtual hi-5 your libtard bros in this thread and your reaction to that is to keep trying to mock me.

and you keep fucking trying and trying, what the fucking fuck. it's truly childish. and embarrassing to men.

what's truly epically funny is how you libtards are hi-5ing each other in this thread over the government passing some truly silly legislation in fucking new jersey. what a truly insignificant law yet y'all think it's some sort of moral victory.

i mean really.

http://msnbcmedia.msn.com/j/MSNBC/Co...otoblog900.jpgLike a BOSS!

Whatever, just have a beer or some. I plan to tonight.

It's not "The Government" (Obama), it's Governor Chris Christie. I hate the guy but for this he deserves a bit of thumbs-up.

that smoke is sick!

Now how am I gonna draw attention to the truck nuts on the back of my truck.