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sonofsam 05-19-2015 11:29 AM

GFY's newest wannabe biker gang wannabe
 
https://gfy.com/fucking-around-and-pr...-arrested.html

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vendzilla (Post 20477237)
The Hell's Angels host several events for charity during the year, fun to go to and watch the helicopter fly in circles watching everyone!

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vendzilla (Post 20477239)
Shit happens, Bikers that I know are pretty cool unless you start something, I try not to.

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Originally Posted by Vendzilla (Post 20477249)
I've been to the opening of a new club house, great party!

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Originally Posted by Vendzilla (Post 20477359)
Yeah, HA's don't push like they use to. Cool guys at all my encounters.

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Originally Posted by Vendzilla (Post 20477367)
They respect each other from what I've seen. I stay away from anything meth.

I've had the opt to join (Couple Times), just not my thing. I have several friends that are hardcore. Too many rules for me. But I love to ride. This weekend, riding up the coast a bit to enjoy some of the wine country. Solvang, Los Olivos, Lompoc. Me and my girl having a little fun. Best part of riding a Harley!



You are now in an elite club of losers.... You and baddog.


I guess I can be thankful you "decided not to join", or you might come after me for this post :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

brassmonkey 05-19-2015 11:32 AM

i just joined for the free drinks and food.

CaptainHowdy 05-19-2015 11:38 AM

https://scontent-gru.xx.fbcdn.net/hp...6d&oe=5606D60B

MetaMan 05-19-2015 11:46 AM

These wannabe types make me laugh o so hard. I knew he was going to be all over that thread like white on rice.

"I own a motorcycle... im officially part of a gang... but im not in a gang... but i could be... because i have a beard and motorcycle"

I find it so funny that these douche bags who pretend to be "in".

Its like saying im in the NFL because i bought a denver bronco jersey online and play catch in the field a couple times a week.Then on top of it start to talk like im an insider aware of team operations.

What losers LOL

sonofsam 05-19-2015 11:50 AM

99% of bikers are broke losers

and he's not even a biker but a wannabe

How much more embarrassing can you get

nico-t 05-19-2015 11:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 20478109)
These wannabe types make me laugh o so hard. I knew he was going to be all over that thread like white on rice.

"I own a motorcycle... im officially part of a gang... but im not in a gang... but i could be... because i have a beard and motorcycle"

I find it so funny that these douche bags who pretend to be "in".

Its like saying im in the NFL because i bought a denver bronco jersey online and play catch in the field a couple times a week.Then on top of it start to talk like im an insider aware of team operations.

What losers LOL

vendzilla's gonna get you now... here are some of his idols fighting.
https://gfy.com/fucking-around-and-pr...ht-camera.html

blackmonsters 05-19-2015 11:54 AM

:1orglaugh

MetaMan 05-19-2015 11:55 AM

Its pretty sad when you are an old guy and you need a motorcycle to make yourself feel like their is still testosterone flowing through your body.

Like ride the bike and STFU.

They are in the same group as 16 yo kids revving their engines after watching a fast and furious movie. Like no one cares.

And him pointing it out all WREAKS of desperation of someone who wishes they mattered.

MetaMan 05-19-2015 11:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nico-t (Post 20478116)
vendzilla's gonna get you now... here are some of his idols fighting.
https://gfy.com/fucking-around-and-pr...ht-camera.html

LOL i guarantee you he watched that with someone and told them "how it goes down in real life"

dyna mo 05-19-2015 11:58 AM

GFY's newest wannabe troll wannabe.

sonofsam 05-19-2015 12:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 20478125)
GFY's newest wannabe troll wannabe.

Interesting considering your title says "troll troller"

also interesting that you know so much about me from your previous posts, and I have absolutely no idea who you are

Keep it movin' groupie ;)

sonofsam 05-19-2015 12:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 20478124)
LOL i guarantee you he watched that with someone and told them "how it goes down in real life"

"It's funny because that's not how things actually work in real life, for example there would have to be a sit down and the younger guys couldn't make a move on another club without approval from someone above him blah blah blah blah"

That's how that conversation went down :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

dyna mo 05-19-2015 12:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sonofsam (Post 20478137)
Interesting considering your title says "troll troller"

also interesting that you know so much about me from your previous posts, and I have absolutely no idea who you are

Keep it movin' groupie ;)

"Interesting" is what people say when they don't have anything interesting to say.

sonofsam 05-19-2015 12:15 PM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 20478140)
"Interesting" is what people say when they don't have anything interesting to say.

Says the expert with 28,244 uninteresting posts

dyna mo 05-19-2015 12:18 PM

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Originally Posted by sonofsam (Post 20478147)
Says the expert with 28,244 uninteresting posts

you've read every single one of my 28,244 posts and you call me the groupie here?

GFY's newest wannabe troll wannabe.

brassmonkey 05-19-2015 12:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy (Post 20478104)

crack is wack! you look at the arrest photo?

PR_Glen 05-19-2015 01:53 PM

you guys are fuckin dull...

start posting pictures of yourselves, your hobbies and likes, see how cool you seem in comparison.

2MuchMark 05-19-2015 02:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sonofsam (Post 20478137)
To Dynamo: Interesting considering your title says "troll troller"

also interesting that you know so much about me from your previous posts, and I have absolutely no idea who you are

Keep it movin' groupie ;)

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

2MuchMark 05-19-2015 02:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sonofsam (Post 20478147)
To Dynamo: Says the expert with 28,244 uninteresting posts

:thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup

2MuchMark 05-19-2015 02:11 PM

I posted once in another biker thread on GFY that I would love to buy this motorcycle

http://www.wired.com/wp-content/uplo.../harley-05.jpg

and was virtually beat-up for it.

dyna mo 05-19-2015 02:15 PM

**********, you're too much of a pussy to ride a motorcycle. and if you ever figured out how to balance on 2 wheels it would be at the most on a moped and the first thing you'd do is join a moped gang because you are all about conformity.

http://blog.oregonlive.com/news_impa...09/moped07.JPG

dyna mo 05-19-2015 02:19 PM

try and think like an individual for once, **********, not like you've been assimilated by the borg and are loving it.

sarettah 05-19-2015 02:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ********** (Post 20478259)
I posted once in another biker thread on GFY that I would love to buy this motorcycle

and was virtually beat-up for it.


You were beat on for being Canadian, not because of the bike. :thumbsup

.

brassmonkey 05-19-2015 02:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 20478267)
**********, you're too much of a pussy to ride a motorcycle. and if you ever figured out how to balance on 2 wheels it would be at the most on a moped and the first thing you'd do is join a moped gang because you are all about conformity.

http://blog.oregonlive.com/news_impa...09/moped07.JPG

depends if there are guns in those backpacks

dyna mo 05-19-2015 02:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sarettah (Post 20478272)
You were beat on for being Canadian, not because of the bike. :thumbsup

.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

dyna mo 05-19-2015 02:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brassmonkey (Post 20478273)
depends if there are guns in those backpacks

ain't nothing but rainBOs and unicorns in markrinces fannypack.

http://i.imgur.com/xjYeIWZ.jpg

Martin 05-19-2015 02:29 PM

They're what you call "Harley Fags" lol..

sonofsam 05-19-2015 02:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PR_Glen (Post 20478244)
you guys are fuckin dull...

start posting pictures of yourselves, your hobbies and likes, see how cool you seem in comparison.

You're right... My hobbies are so dull compared to being a biker dick rider :2 cents:


:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

sonofsam 05-19-2015 02:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 20478267)
**********, you're too much of a pussy to ride a motorcycle. and if you ever figured out how to balance on 2 wheels it would be at the most on a moped and the first thing you'd do is join a moped gang because you are all about conformity.

http://blog.oregonlive.com/news_impa...09/moped07.JPG

Do you ride a motorcycle?

dyna mo 05-19-2015 02:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sonofsam (Post 20478292)
Do you ride a motorcycle?

since i was 18. i currently cannot ride due to a medical issue. i've owned and restored/customized many bikes, both American and metric.

by all accounts, i've logged ~500,000 miles on motorcycles.

sonofsam 05-19-2015 03:48 PM

Some more gems from the thread

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog (Post 20478123)
Their patch will tell you if they are MF, MC or MG.

Quote:

Originally Posted by baddog (Post 20478144)
That does not put them at national or international level, just because they have 100 members.

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Originally Posted by Vendzilla (Post 20478316)
What's really funny is when you go into a place to have some lunch and the waitress says you guys are like Sons Of Anarchy? Yeah that actually happened. 3 guys wearing patches and myself. They told me it happens a lot.



It's more than that, they should have known that if you want to look like a biker, you will have to act like one. Now they will have some cool scars to show the girlies!!


Who's surprised baddog and vendzilla both showed up to "drop knowledge" on the ongoing biker war hahahaha fucking jokes

Rochard 05-19-2015 04:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 20478298)
i currently cannot ride due to a medical issue.

Let me see if I am understanding this correctly..... You are calling someone a pussy because you believe they cannot ride a motorcycle while in fact you cannot ride a motorcycle.

Would that make you a pussy?

dyna mo 05-19-2015 04:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rochard (Post 20478351)
Let me see if I am understanding this correctly..... You are calling someone a pussy because you believe they cannot ride a motorcycle while in fact you cannot ride a motorcycle.

Would that make you a pussy?

rochard, you don't understand anything correctly. ever.

you think a medical condition that forced me to temporarily garage my passion for riding motorcycles after 30 years and 500k miles makes me a pussy. i couldn't give 1 single shit if you think that, rochard, feel free to point your finger at me and call me a pussy for that.

i hope you never have a medical event that forces you to give up something you love.

sonofsam 05-19-2015 04:58 PM

If you're going to talk shit, don't pull the sympathy card when you catch some back :2 cents:

dyna mo 05-19-2015 05:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sonofsam (Post 20478361)
If you're going to talk shit, don't pull the sympathy card when you catch some back :2 cents:

you are that dense huh. you asked me if i ride. i answered the question.

you think i was looking for sympathy by answering your question honestly? :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

you're a dumbfuck.

sonofsam 05-19-2015 05:20 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 20478363)
you are that dense huh. you asked me if i ride. i answered the question.

you think i was looking for sympathy by answering your question honestly? :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

you're a dumbfuck.

I was referring to your reply to Rochard. If you weren't such an idiot, it would have been clear to see.

dyna mo 05-19-2015 05:24 PM

i know exactly what you were referring to. my reply to a question you asked got me a drive-by gotcha attempt from rochard, my reply discounting his post you interpreted as my seeking sympathy. it's all part of the same tangent i am taking this thread off on.

if i have to explain something that simple, it quite obvious who the idiot is.

sonofsam 05-19-2015 05:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 20478370)
......

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

L-Pink 05-19-2015 05:36 PM

I ride everyday, I must be a fag too.

MK Ultra 05-19-2015 05:39 PM

hey I've got a bike and a beard can I play?

dyna mo 05-19-2015 05:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sonofsam (Post 20478373)
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

do you ride?

sonofsam 05-19-2015 05:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 20478382)
do you ride?

No I suffer from a mental disability that causes me to come to GFY and pretend I'm a connected biker

I have ridden 5,000,000 miles before though

sonofsam 05-19-2015 05:56 PM

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Originally Posted by MK Ultra (Post 20478381)
hey I've got a bike and a beard can I play?

That depends...

Was your neighbours dog once treated at a vet, where a previously employee once bought a second hand bike from someone who may or may not have been part of a motorcycle gang, which would pretty much make you CONNECTED by association ?

If so, feel free to join Vendzilla and Baddog in their MC circlejerk :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

dyna mo 05-19-2015 05:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sonofsam (Post 20478391)
No I suffer from a mental disability that causes me to come to GFY and pretend I'm a connected biker

I have ridden 5,000,000 miles before though

that certainly explains most of your posts here.

Vendzilla 05-19-2015 06:00 PM

I would like to know why Son of Samantha is so afraid of me that he has to start a thread about it?

Oh well, he's on ignore anyways, nothing but fear seems to come from him, nothing useful at all!

Vendzilla 05-19-2015 06:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 20478379)
I ride everyday, I must be a fag too.

Isn't that what the english call a cigarette?

Quote:

Originally Posted by MK Ultra (Post 20478381)
hey I've got a bike and a beard can I play?

Sure, just show up for church

Quote:

Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 20478382)
do you ride?

Here he is
http://fc02.deviantart.net/fs70/i/20...ul-d38nceo.jpg

dyna mo 05-19-2015 06:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vendzilla (Post 20478395)
I would like to know why Son of Samantha is so afraid of me that he has to start a thread about it?

Oh well, he's on ignore anyways, nothing but fear seems to come from him, nothing useful at all!

that's exactly what i was about to ask him. did you do something to him or something?

Vendzilla 05-19-2015 06:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 20478119)
Its pretty sad when you are an old guy and you need a motorcycle to make yourself feel like their is still testosterone flowing through your body.

Like ride the bike and STFU.

They are in the same group as 16 yo kids revving their engines after watching a fast and furious movie. Like no one cares.

And him pointing it out all WREAKS of desperation of someone who wishes they mattered.

Afraid of getting old? I'm not, but unlike you, very little scares me.
I'm guessing motorcycles scare you, that's ok, I'm sure there's room on the bus for you!

And I matter to my family and friends, please don't confuse your life with mine! OK?

Vendzilla 05-19-2015 06:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 20478397)
that's exactly what i was about to ask him. did you do something to him or something?

I try not to think about it, I hate it when the little guys get scared over something I said!

brassmonkey 05-19-2015 06:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 20478379)
I ride everyday, I must be a fag too.

bullshit! they are just cowards!!!


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