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brassmonkey 05-30-2015 08:17 AM

Anheuser-Busch Halts Beer Production to Provide Water for Texas
 
canned water!!!! :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

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beer giant Anheuser-Busch stopped production at its Georgia brewery this week to instead produce drinking water for those affected by a deadly bout of historic flooding and storms in Texas and Oklahoma.

Anheuser-Busch said it had stopped beer production at its Cartersville brewery in Georgia late Wednesday night to produce 50,000 cans of water for the American Red Cross.

"Right now our production line is running emergency drinking water instead of beer," Cartersville brewery manager Rob Haas told NBC News.

Anheuser-Busch Halts Beer Production to Provide Water for Texas, Oklahoma Storm Victims - NBC News

CaptainHowdy 05-30-2015 08:20 AM

Beer guys are the best ...

brassmonkey 05-30-2015 08:22 AM

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Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy (Post 20486199)
Beer guys are the best ...

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crockett 05-30-2015 08:30 AM

I'm pretty sure they have done this before. Either way good on them.

I wonder if all that rain will do anything for Texas' drought issues or if it's a case of too much rain at once and the water levels will go back to where they were..

rogueteens 05-30-2015 09:25 AM

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Originally Posted by brassmonkey (Post 20486195)
canned water!!!! :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

why the laughter icons?

2MuchMark 05-30-2015 11:43 AM

This seems strange. I know they are giving the water via 50,000 cans for free to the red cross, but this seems like a waste of money and energy. Why not simply stop pumping 50,000 cans worth of water from wherever they get it from instead?

brassmonkey 05-30-2015 11:59 AM

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Originally Posted by ********** (Post 20486298)
This seems strange. I know they are giving the water via 50,000 cans for free to the red cross, but this seems like a waste of money and energy. Why not simply stop pumping 50,000 cans worth of water from wherever they get it from instead?

its $1.99 at walmart 24 bottles thats 16.9 oz not 12

hausarzt 05-31-2015 11:47 AM

They stopped the production?
Fat ass liars.

I work at ABInbev. You know what? An average can filler runs at 30k/hour.
Another publicity to make you think they care. A fuck they do. They don't even care about their employees.

True words from an insider...

brassmonkey 05-31-2015 12:13 PM

the can is going to make the water taste funny :2 cents::2 cents:

MiamiBoyz 05-31-2015 12:27 PM

Right...like they give a shit.

Publicity stunt to give idiots like something to talk about.

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ErectMedia 05-31-2015 05:38 PM

Tastes better than their beer. :2 cents:

mineistaken 05-31-2015 05:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ********** (Post 20486298)
This seems strange. I know they are giving the water via 50,000 cans for free to the red cross, but this seems like a waste of money and energy. Why not simply stop pumping 50,000 cans worth of water from wherever they get it from instead?

Not sure if serious, but that would not reach the same PR level, not even close.

mineistaken 05-31-2015 05:47 PM

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Originally Posted by brassmonkey (Post 20486898)
the can is going to make the water taste funny :2 cents::2 cents:

Fah shizzle? I was under the impression that cans are "cleaner" than plastic bottles in that regard.

mineistaken 05-31-2015 05:49 PM

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Originally Posted by hausarzt (Post 20486887)
They stopped the production?
Fat ass liars.

I work at ABInbev. You know what? An average can filler runs at 30k/hour.

So they canned those 50K in 0 seconds without stopping the line? Not to mention time that requires to adjust everything so that water and not beer would go there?

dyna mo 05-31-2015 05:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ********** (Post 20486298)
This seems strange. I know they are giving the water via 50,000 cans for free to the red cross, but this seems like a waste of money and energy. Why not simply stop pumping 50,000 cans worth of water from wherever they get it from instead?

this makes absolutely zero sense.

hausarzt 05-31-2015 06:02 PM

Nope. Of course the whole process took them about two hours.
"They stopped production... " sounds more like the whole plant stopped filling beer for days or at least one day.

"Oh look, we don't need to sell beer. We don't need the money. We better give some water to the red cross. By the way... Are we live now?"

mineistaken 05-31-2015 06:18 PM

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Originally Posted by hausarzt (Post 20487139)
Nope. Of course the whole process took them about two hours.
"They stopped production... " sounds more like the whole plant stopped filling beer for days or at least one day.

There is no lie. They stopped it. Would you say "ah, it did not took us much time, we just quickly filled some cans" as a PR person? :1orglaugh

dyna mo 05-31-2015 06:23 PM

the last thing anheuser busch would do is add to the tragedy in texas with a bullshit pr stunt

MetaMan 05-31-2015 06:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hausarzt (Post 20486887)
They stopped the production?
Fat ass liars.

I work at ABInbev. You know what? An average can filler runs at 30k/hour.
Another publicity to make you think they care. A fuck they do. They don't even care about their employees.

True words from an insider...

I guarantee you got fired because you are a worthless twat loser. Now they are doing something good and youre whining.

You are NOT an insider. Doing the equivilant of washing toilets does NOT make you an insider.

brassmonkey 05-31-2015 06:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 20487157)
the last thing anheuser busch would do is add to the tragedy in texas with a bullshit pr stunt

:2 cents::2 cents:

mineistaken 05-31-2015 06:48 PM

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Originally Posted by brassmonkey (Post 20487167)
:2 cents::2 cents:

It is misconception that all people working in corporations are evil and without feelings. What if it is 2 in 1 - they care and they PR stunt at the same time? Possible? :)

dyna mo 05-31-2015 06:57 PM

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Originally Posted by mineistaken (Post 20487170)
It is misconception that all people working in corporations are evil and without feelings. What if it is 2 in 1 - they care and they PR stunt at the same time? Possible? :)

it's not a stunt if they are helping the community. it's a stunt if it's misrepresentative/phony

epitome 05-31-2015 08:10 PM

50k cans? That won't do shit. 50,000 cases, maybe.

I've heard this story three times. They obviously did it for the millions in free publicity.

epitome 05-31-2015 08:12 PM

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Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 20487171)
it's not a stunt if they are helping the community. it's a stunt if it's misrepresentative/phony

It IS a stunt if they do 50,000 cans, write a press release and get $4 million in goodwill.

That is, by definition, a publicity STUNT.

Now if they did 5 million cans without a press release...

dyna mo 05-31-2015 10:18 PM

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Originally Posted by epitome (Post 20487196)
It IS a stunt if they do 50,000 cans, write a press release and get $4 million in goodwill.

That is, by definition, a publicity STUNT.

Now if they did 5 million cans without a press release...

Settle down dumbfuck. You are very needy and negative with your view and need to attack others who see differently. You are a dyna fan.

The simple fact is they couldn't keep something like this a secret, a press release makes perfect fucking sense and doesn't subtract from the effort during tragedy. While they wrote a PR, youre being adick ongfy and thinking that's better.

Gofuckyouself

dyna mo 05-31-2015 10:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by epitome (Post 20487196)
It IS a stunt if they do 50,000 cans, write a press release and get $4 million in goodwill.

That is, by definition, a publicity STUNT.

Now if they did 5 million cans without a press release...

Wtf are you even dreaming up anyway? Where if this press release? Where is this rmillion in goodwill?

You're a fucking creep.




Red Cross spokesman Jordan Scott said the organization had been working with Anheuser-Busch, one of their disaster relief partners, to iron out the logistics of the water shipments and what areas they were needed the most.
The Cartersville brewery produces cans of emergency relief water a few times a year, Haas said, partnering with the American Red Cross to provide to places in need within the United States.

"It's something we're uniquely positioned to do in a very timely period," he said.

hausarzt 06-01-2015 01:36 AM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 20487159)
I guarantee you got fired because you are a worthless twat loser. Now they are doing something good and youre whining.

You are NOT an insider. Doing the equivilant of washing toilets does NOT make you an insider.

I got fired? Did not notice that yet. :1orglaugh

Go ahead and dream your dream on, that AB (which was bought by InBev) is an all american company.

btw: I don't wash toilets. A work at a filler. Suprise mo*her..... :321GFY

MetaMan 06-01-2015 03:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hausarzt (Post 20487331)
I got fired? Did not notice that yet. :1orglaugh

Go ahead and dream your dream on, that AB (which was bought by InBev) is an all american company.

btw: I don't wash toilets. A work at a filler. Suprise mo*her..... :321GFY

ya you fill the toilets with Mr. Clean and scrub them real nice dont ya boy? :1orglaugh

just a punk 06-01-2015 03:48 AM

I bet most of their consumers won't see any difference ;)

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hausarzt 06-01-2015 03:49 AM

Glad you know me so well.
Sorry,have to go to work now at my local ABInbev plant.

MetaMan 06-01-2015 03:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by hausarzt (Post 20487370)
Glad you know me so well.
Sorry,have to go to work now at my local ABInbev plant.

Can you get me free beer or a tour?

Hey i honestly dont hate on people working. No matter the job. My first job was working in a freezer. Got to pay the bills.

hausarzt 06-01-2015 04:27 AM

Free beer? Should not be the problem in a brewery I guess....

hausarzt 06-01-2015 09:16 AM

Anyone thirsty?
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L-Pink 06-01-2015 09:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ********** (Post 20486298)
This seems strange. I know they are giving the water via 50,000 cans for free to the red cross, but this seems like a waste of money and energy. Why not simply stop pumping 50,000 cans worth of water from wherever they get it from instead?

Somehow I doubt not using water in Georgia will benefit anyone in Texas. The canned water will however.

Rochard 06-01-2015 09:21 AM

I call bullshit. A gallon of water costs more than a gallon of gas. They are just going to write this off their taxes and save millions of dollars plus get the free marketing.

dyna mo 06-01-2015 09:31 AM

why in the fucking fuck would people call bullshit when it comes to helping others?


it's revealing.


?When a need for water looks imminent, we can count on Anheuser-Busch to help. They are a proactive partner with a priority to help communities during times of stress and disaster,? said Cindy Erickson, CEO American Red Cross of Eastern Missouri.

Anheuser-Busch also has a brewery in Houston but the location in Cartersville is the one that typically produces water to respond to natural disasters. In 2012 it produced water to help victims of Hurricane Sandy even though the company has a brewery in Newark, NJ as well.


This is the latest effort along these lines by the brewer of Budweiser, Bud Light and Michelob beers, which has distributed about 73 million cans of drinking water since 1988.

dyna mo 06-01-2015 09:35 AM

seems as if a-b has been bullshitting for over 100 years now.

St.-Louis based Anheuser-Busch, established in 1852, began helping communities cope with disaster since 1906 when German co-founder Adolphus Busch donated to the Red Cross for victims of the San Francisco earthquake that year. Since 1988, the company has given more than 73 million cans of emergency drinking water in the wake of disasters.

at least twice a year, Anheuser-Busch manufactures emergency water in its partnership with the American Red Cross. The Cartersville brewery is responsible for packing all emergency drinking water distributed for disaster relief efforts across the country.



jesusfuckingchrist

brassmonkey 06-01-2015 09:36 AM

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Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 20487360)
ya you fill the toilets with Mr. Clean and scrub them real nice dont ya boy? :1orglaugh

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