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EddyTheDog 05-30-2015 10:53 AM

Spam Me Your Gran's Anti Mozi Potions...
 
I am in Spain and am being eaten alive - I must have spent $200 on so called 'repellents' - I need to go 'old fashioned'...

:helpme:helpme:helpme

SilentKnight 05-30-2015 11:09 AM

I use Bens 100 max formula - 95% deet. Works great against skitters and ticks.

ottopottomouse 05-30-2015 11:39 AM

Smother yourself in Marmite.

EddyTheDog 05-30-2015 11:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ottopottomouse (Post 20486296)
Smother yourself in Marmite.

http://i.imgur.com/vNGUXnt.jpg

So that's what this is about...

just a punk 05-30-2015 11:55 AM

Отпугиватель комаров "Комарин-брелок" - about $17 USD for an ultrasound keychain, and no chemicals at all. Works like a magic in range of 2 square meters.

EddyTheDog 05-30-2015 11:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CyberSEO (Post 20486304)
Отпугиватель комаров "Комарин-брелок" - about $17 USD for a ultrasound keychain and no chemicals at all. Works like a magic.

That looks like a good idea - We had an ultrasound thing for mice and it was great...

Thanks.....

CurrentlySober 05-30-2015 01:55 PM

Use poo. Thank? me later

EddyTheDog 05-30-2015 02:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CurrentlySober (Post 20486338)
Use poo. Thank? me later

OK - Covered in poo and Marmite, I will be at the local bar soon - I will let you know how it goes - I will tell you I have a bad feeling about this - Not everyone likes Marmite...

kazbalah 05-30-2015 10:20 PM

This is no bullshit.. but i heard if you eat small amounts of shit each day for a few weeks it will repel insects, mozzies, flies, females and work colleges.

CurrentlySober 05-31-2015 02:28 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EddyTheDog (Post 20486343)
OK - Covered in poo and Marmite, I will be at the local bar soon - I will let you know how it goes - I will tell you I have a bad feeling about this - Not everyone likes Marmite...

Well at least NOTHING will come near you Even Mozis :thumbsup

PS: Please post pics :upsidedow

Manfap 05-31-2015 02:35 AM

You get the tiger mozis down there as well. Not nice.

SilentKnight 05-31-2015 05:58 AM

I read somewhere recently that the Gates Foundation was working on a lightbulb based on laser technology that would ward off mosquitos - part of an effort to cut down the spread of malaria in the third world.

But I haven't seen it show up in the local hardware store just yet...

candyflip 05-31-2015 07:57 AM

I have one of these:

Mosquito MagnetŪ Patriot Trap | CO2 Mosquito Trap

I've brought it and used it on multiple movie sets too. It's the only thing that works for sure.

Paz 05-31-2015 02:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EddyTheDog (Post 20486281)
I am in Spain and am being eaten alive :helpme


Start smoking or get a girlfriend who should have a body temperature of 0.5C higher than yours - just kidding :)

We burn lemon eucalyptus and they run a mile.


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