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A Message From Paul Markham

http://i.imgur.com/vOG5ka9.gif?1

I miss Paul. Anyone know what he's up to?

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Originally Posted by Bladewire (Post 20496822)

http://i.imgur.com/vOG5ka9.gif?1

I miss Paul. Anyone know what he's up to?

LOLOLOLOL!!!!! :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

He's not even dead yet,

but his pre-checked cross-ghost is already haunting us.

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Originally Posted by Bladewire (Post 20496822)

http://i.imgur.com/vOG5ka9.gif?1

I miss Paul. Anyone know what he's up to?

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_eE6wZmdKmx...00/Crusade.jpg

That reminds me about the scene in Indiana Jones The Last Crusade, where that Donovan drinks from the wrong cup.

Looking good Paul. Glad to see you took my advice and got your teeth whitened.

Oh damn that is too funny.

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Originally Posted by Bladewire (Post 20496822)

http://i.imgur.com/vOG5ka9.gif?1

I miss Paul. Anyone know what he's up to?

Paul posts on YNOT a lot.

I met him in Budapest - seems like a nice guy.

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Originally Posted by Bladewire (Post 20496822)

http://i.imgur.com/vOG5ka9.gif?1

I miss Paul. Anyone know what he's up to?

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

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Originally Posted by Rochard (Post 20497074)

Paul posts on YNOT a lot.

YNOT here?

Oh yeah...'cuz they banned his creepy ass. :1orglaugh

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Originally Posted by CDSmith (Post 20496915)

He's not even dead yet,

but his pre-checked cross-ghost is already haunting us.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:thumbsup

how's he doing these days? Anyone have news on that?

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Originally Posted by Bladewire (Post 20496822)

http://i.imgur.com/vOG5ka9.gif?1

looks like he's saying " i'll take them balls and i'll "

:1orglaugh

Why ask what he's doing?

paul is a great guy, good natured and very interesting to talk with. the wrong guy got banned(although he eventually got it) in that fiasco.

Magic Join Links For Life :thumbsup

He was an endless source of unintentional entertainment for sure.

Paul Markham taught me everything I know about the adult industry.. :upsidedow

I enjoyed his posts. bring him back

Haven't heard from him lately but did notice that some idiot has been trying to resell his entire content library for $350.

https://gfy.com/sell-and-buy-forum/11...s-reduced.html

http://i.imgur.com/JCnf5.jpg

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Originally Posted by TheSquealer (Post 20497639)

He was an endless source of unintentional entertainment for sure.

You've always been one of my favorite posters on GFY (except of course for all the posts about black people) but you were in especially rare form here in this thread. You really brought the house down! A truly award worthy performance.

https://gfy.com/fucking-around-and-pr...age-idiot.html

I'll also always remember that thread as being where I finally learned the difference between 'baby' and 'toddler'.

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Originally Posted by TheSquealer (Post 18197652)

Her keyboard was acting up so she had a hard time typing and her responses were short. Plus it was a little out of the blue for her and she doesn't really care about idiots or talking about them.
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(12:28:20 PM) TheFemaleManager: :-)
(12:28:21 PM) Me: Remember when we both went to the Brno?
(12:28:25 PM) TheFemaleManager: yes
(12:28:26 PM) Me: and met that goofy photographer
(12:28:38 PM) Me: anyway.. remember that adult forum - GFY Webmaster Board
(12:28:50 PM) TheFemaleManager: yes
(12:29:25 PM) Me: That guy is always posting on there about how awesome he is and how stupid everyone is. so for the first time in all these years, i posted our experience there... and what we thought of him
(12:29:31 PM) Me: What was your opinion of him?
(12:32:36 PM) Me: That guy is always talking on GFY about how awesome he is and how stupid everyone else is. All these years I never said anything about our experience with him.
(12:33:49 PM) TheFemaleManager: And what did you write about him?
(12:33:59 PM) Me: So i told everythingn what happened.. that we went there, that we met him at that big hypermarket place and right away we sit down and he drinks coffee and starts talking loudly about every single girl that walked by us, how hot they would be to fuck on film and all this creepy shit... very loudly where others, including the girls boyfriends/parents could hear.
(12:34:55 PM) Me: He says he has no idea who we are and denies he ever met us. Then i started saying we went to dinner at his house, went on a shoot with him etc and he kept saying I was a liar ;)
(12:35:06 PM) Me: So i posted pics of the shoot http://209.151.165.122/paul-is-retarded/brno-paul5.jpg
(12:35:27 PM) Me: What was your opinion about this guy when you met him?
(12:36:17 PM) TheFemaleManager: Selfish. No tact. Not smart enough.
(12:36:47 PM) Me: He said we werent at that shoot. I said a guy even came out of the bushes to tell us to get off that property.. he said that never happened
(12:37:02 PM) Me: do you remember that guy yelling at us to leave?
(12:37:06 PM) TheFemaleManager: yes
(12:37:52 PM) Me: Anyway, it was all just a funny thing. In the end I posted pics and he still plays stupid. Hard to know how much he's acting stupid when he actually is stupid.
(12:38:32 PM) Me: i mentioned how uncomfortable you were by him saying all that shit. like asking you if you like to lick pussy.
(12:38:34 PM) Me: remember that?
(12:40:11 PM) TheFemaleManager: No I don’t. I remember him asking if I’d fuck him for $1000.00
(12:40:32 PM) Me: ha. Yeah, thats right. forgot about that one!
(12:40:45 PM) Me: he said we were never at dinner at his house. He even denied living in the house we were at.
(12:41:01 PM) Me: Do you remember anything about his house or being there?
(12:42:21 PM) TheFemaleManager: There were roses in front of it and his baby was a pretty smart baby and very cute.
(12:43:31 PM) Me: Right, it was that little cottage by those big farm fields (or open fields). You know me, i remember every detail. I even remember exactly what we ate. Penne pasta with vegetables and some white creame sauce.
(12:46:08 PM) TheFemaleManager: What made you waste your time on this stupid guy?
(12:46:39 PM) Me: Dunno.. just got tired of watching him call everyone an idiot for all these years and I never said a word about everything we experienced

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Originally Posted by Paul Markham (Post 18202137)

Our daughter was way past 2 as she was born early in 2002. So not a baby.

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Originally Posted by TheSquealer (Post 18202356)

A 2 year old is not a baby? What is she? A bar tender? A truck driver? A school teacher?

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Originally Posted by Paul Markham (Post 18206322)

A 2.5 year old child isn't a baby. Toddler, young child maybe but not a baby.

You guys must miss him because you're talking about him..:upsidedow

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Originally Posted by jimmycooper (Post 20497660)

You've always been one of my favorite posters on GFY (except of course for all the posts about black people) but you were in especially rare form here in this thread. You really brought the house down! A truly award worthy performance.

https://gfy.com/fucking-around-and-pr...age-idiot.html

I'll also always remember the thread as being where I finally learned what the difference is between a baby and a toddler.

That was a truly unique experience for us as well and one we laughed about frequently, for years after. He was a complete lunatic. He had a tiny, shit studio with two sets from IKEA with the rest being just filthy, empty space, that he was planning to rent out to Private and other larger European producers for 1000's per day. It was like watching Lawrence Conner pitch a time machine he "invented" to Apple or something as he proudly showed us around his hovel.

Everything almost that came out of his mouth left us in stunned silence. As I've said, Eva was super nice to us. She seemed like a genuinely good person so i never really called him out on his lies and bullshit. Hard to be a dick to someone that invited you into their home and who's wife was so kind.... but I just got tired of his endless bullshit and lies.

He was NEVER successful. He NEVER shot good content. At the end of it all, he barely scraped enough together to buy a small place, in the middle of nowhere, in an economy still in the throes of post soviet chaos for cheap. As everyone knows he was on this forum not long after begging for money and he'd done that and was still taking about his immense success.

The most insane part was watching him deny it all, trying to say we'd never even been there.. In spite of describing tiny details, providing pics, describing the inside of his home and so on. I thought he was a lunatic but as I continued to read and look at his language... I started to think somehow info darker was at work.

The curious thing to me was that I mentioned going to the shoot with him and he called me a liar, saying he'd done one outside shoot and he correctly identified the one we went to. I described a lot about the shoot and showed pics of us there and it felt to me like he really didn't remember - and it really felt like something was going on there like early Alzheimer's or dementia or something.... but maybe he was betting I didn't have pics in his bullshit. But overall, he did seem like maybe he couldn't recall things for real.

Generally, the innocent deny and liars explain. He didn't offer long winded explanations and rationalizations, he basically denied and nothing more... then continued to deny no matter what facts were presented... then his final argument was "you weren't important enough to remember" which again would be consistent with early signs of memory impairment.... as he could only admit in the end hat he didn't remember it and sought to explain/rationalize that fact.

There are a few images of his I admire - not defending him but I personally, for whatever that is worth, think he shot a few good pieces.

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Originally Posted by Bladewire (Post 20496822)

http://i.imgur.com/vOG5ka9.gif?1

I miss Paul. Anyone know what he's up to?

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Originally Posted by MrBottomTooth (Post 20497030)

Looking good Paul. Glad to see you took my advice and got your teeth whitened.

:1orglaugh

Is there still a special secret forum where Paul and Damien are fighting all day long?

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Originally Posted by Bladewire (Post 20496822)

http://i.imgur.com/vOG5ka9.gif?1

I miss Paul. Anyone know what he's up to?

That guy had Cancer during filming, worked well for the character

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Originally Posted by wehateporn (Post 20623931)

Is there still a special secret forum where Paul and Damien are fighting all day long?

Seeing as neither of us work, as I was informed. Both of us now have all the time in the world to troll.

Still reselling my entire content library for $2,000.

http://i.imgur.com/JCnf5.jpg

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Originally Posted by Paul Markham (Post 20624960)

Seeing as neither of us work, as I was informed. Both of us now have all the time in the world to troll.

Still reselling my entire content library for $2,000.

http://i.imgur.com/JCnf5.jpg

:thumbsup:1orglaugh

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Originally Posted by Paul Markham (Post 20624960)

Seeing as neither of us work, as I was informed. Both of us now have all the time in the world to troll.

http://i.imgur.com/JCnf5.jpg

Is he here under another nick?

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Originally Posted by Bladewire (Post 20496822)

http://i.imgur.com/vOG5ka9.gif?1

I miss Paul. Anyone know what he's up to?

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

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Originally Posted by charlie g (Post 20497603)

the wrong guy got banned(although he eventually got it)

indeed :thumbsup

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Originally Posted by ReggieDurango (Post 20497616)

Free Paul!

:thumbsup

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Originally Posted by wehateporn (Post 20625039)

Is he here under another nick?

Do you think he could resist having a go at me?

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Originally Posted by ReggieDurango (Post 20497616)

Free Paul!

Nothing about me is free, but I'm willing to do a deal. :1orglaugh

http://blenderartists.org/forum/atta...9&d=1375447537