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MichaelP 06-23-2015 02:44 PM

[OMG] Ms-13 Gangbanger " Golden Testicles " ...
 
Ms-13 Gangbanger " Golden Testicles " Removes Himself From The Earth Making His Nickname Come True

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An L.A. gang member, Nazario Conchuza Gonzalez, who is part of the infamous Ms-13 gang, also called Mara Salvatrucha, has died of medical complications after attempting to gold plate his own genitals to celebrate his 17th anniversary.

The young man that is originally from El Salvador and is an active member of the MS-13 crime family is believed to have attempted to gold plate his own genitals with a professional automotive gold plater stolen from a local garage after first painting his genitals with a lead-based paint, believe experts.

The 17-year old man who was allegedly a fan of the
2002 American
comedy movie Goldmember, which is a loose parody of the James Bond films
Goldfinger, had taken the Spanish nickname of ?Pelotas de oro?, or golden testicles, before attempting to gold plate his own genitals to his ultimate demise.

Dr Ian Joseffson of the Los Angeles Community Hospital warns of a growing trend within gang members to attempt the ?deadly operation?.

?This is the third case this year, but we have had many occurrences in hospitals in the region these past years. It seems to be a growing trend within the gang member community?
he told reporters.
?I have no idea where this idea comes from but plating one?s own genitals will only ultimately end in serious medical complications or even death, as we have seen in this case?he explained.

Did I read this right ???

?This is the third case this year, but we have had many occurrences in hospitals in the region these past years. It seems to be a growing trend within the gang member community?

Sly 06-23-2015 02:52 PM

I'm totally fine with that being a growing trend of gang bangers. Hopefully it continues.

EddyTheDog 06-23-2015 02:54 PM

Quote:

“This is the third case this year, but we have had many occurrences in hospitals in the region these past years. It seems to be a growing trend within the gang member community”
You know I used to be a nurse right? - I can do it for free(ish) to any idiot - I mean anyone...

All I need is the cash up front and your signature in about 50 places.....

mineistaken 06-23-2015 02:55 PM

parasite bites the dust, cheers

Just Alex 06-23-2015 02:56 PM

"Compton" mustache wasn't good enough for this din do noffins?

dyna mo 06-23-2015 02:58 PM

an unfortunate smelting accident.

abshard 06-23-2015 03:00 PM

you all believe this story? :helpme

EddyTheDog 06-23-2015 03:01 PM

This thread needs pics...

EddyTheDog 06-23-2015 03:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by abshard (Post 20506138)
you all believe this story? :helpme

I want to believe it...

dyna mo 06-23-2015 03:03 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by abshard (Post 20506138)
you all believe this story? :helpme

i WAS enjoying believing the story.

Sly 06-23-2015 03:11 PM

False: Gold Member : snopes.com

Wish it were true. :-(

EddyTheDog 06-23-2015 03:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sly (Post 20506150)
False: Gold Member : snopes.com

Wish it were true. :-(

I am still happy to dangle your balls in molten gold though - I just need the signatures...

Dvae 06-23-2015 04:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EddyTheDog (Post 20506140)
This thread needs pics...

Yeah WTF - I'm supposed to believe such a story without pics?

mineistaken 06-23-2015 05:00 PM

Our joy did not last long..

xXXtesy10 06-23-2015 08:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Just Alex (Post 20506134)
"Compton" mustache wasn't good enough for this din do noffins?

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

dynastoned 06-24-2015 01:12 PM

hopefully they all do it and lose their nuts or their lives. either one works as long as they can no longer reproduce.

BlackCrayon 06-24-2015 01:45 PM

you can't fix stupid but you can try to gold plate it


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