So a man walks in to a Proctologists office...
 

...and walks out with $500,000


WASHINGTON — A Vienna, Virginia man has been awarded $500,000 after an anesthesiologist repeatedly mocked and insulted him while the man was sedated during a colonoscopy.

The patient had hit “record” on his smartphone’s audio recorder before surgery, and tucked it in his pants beneath a table in a Reston medical suite, because he wanted to preserve instructions his doctor would give him after the procedure.

On his way home, as he listened to the recording, he heard the medical professionals make fun of him, hypothesize that he had serious diseases, and place a false diagnosis on his chart, according to The Washington Post.

“After five minutes of talking to you in pre-op I wanted to punch you in the face and man you up a little bit,” the anesthesiologist told the sedated patient.

When an assistant pointed out a rash, the anesthesiologist, Tiffany Ingham, warned her not to touch it saying she might get “some syphilis on your arm or something.”

Ingham added, “It’s probably tuberculosis in the penis, so you’ll be all right,” according to audio clips that were admitted as evidence in the civil trial.

A Fairfax County jury awarded the patient $100,000 for defamation, $200,000 for medical malpractice, and $200,000 for punitive damages.


Patient wins lawsuit after anesthesiologist mocks him during surgery - WTOP

Nice payday and totally worth it.

Proctologists know a lot about being assholes

Something wrong with someone that wilfully chooses a profession where you're messing around in another man's ass.