so who did this then?
 

hah, that's evil

Sky dildos.

Must be alians droppin' 'em outta the sky.

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Ahahahahahahahaha¿?

from Portland to Pornland

How to find out that you're in Portland? Dildos fall from the sky! A Novelty Retailer's marketing campaign?

In some neighborhoods dildos hanging from power lines or tree branches signify that someone has died by masturbating too much. The dildos belong to the dead person and the reason they are hanging is that when the dead person's spirit returns, it will orgasm high above the ground closer to heaven.

Lots of lonely women in Portland