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MetaMan 07-18-2015 06:28 AM

European cars are for pussies:
 
I just slammed 22" gold rims on my chevy. Bitches started calling me "Pan Am" because my ride wins the gold medal for attracting the finest bitches on the planet.

Bring your gf/wife/mom for a ride in my pimp cruiser and it's guaranteed to get their pussies get wet.

Be right back, gonna go take a dip in my villas pool. What are you up today other then being a broke ass bitch?

Me = :pimp

Mr. Garibaldi 07-18-2015 06:32 AM

post your pic please so i can jerk off on it

mineistaken 07-18-2015 06:37 AM

Yeah, chevy +22 inch is best for pimps and alike :thumbsup

freecartoonporn 07-18-2015 08:13 AM

good for you.
best wishes.

Black All Through 07-18-2015 08:16 AM

Mercedes, Audi, Ferrari, Aston Martin, Bentley, Lamborghini, Bugatti.... Pussies!

ottopottomouse 07-18-2015 08:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 20526832)
I just slammed 22" gold rims on my chevy. Bitches started calling me "Pan Am" because my ride wins the gold medal for attracting the finest bitches on the planet.

http://i255.photobucket.com/albums/h.../indust017.jpg
Looking good, kid. :thumbsup

evy97 07-18-2015 09:44 AM

http://i.imgur.com/uolD6BD.jpg

Rochard 07-18-2015 09:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by evy97 (Post 20526934)

That's a lot of women right there.

ErectMedia 07-18-2015 09:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 20526832)
Bitches started calling me "Pan Am" because my ride wins the gold medal for attracting the finest bitches on the planet.

:1orglaugh


MetaMan 07-18-2015 10:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Black All Through (Post 20526873)
Mercedes, Audi, Ferrari, Aston Martin, Bentley, Lamborghini, Bugatti.... Pussies!

i couldnt even fit my cock in those cars if i tried.

when you're a big man, packing a big ass dank you need comfort. :pimp

SilentKnight 07-18-2015 10:26 AM

http://www.quickmeme.com/img/f3/f369...830b6572eb.jpg

J. Falcon 07-18-2015 03:30 PM

Learn to write, asshole.

EddyTheDog 07-18-2015 03:40 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 20526956)
i couldnt even fit my cock in those cars if i tried.

when you're a big man, packing a big ass dank you need comfort. :pimp

I tried to get my fat ass in a Lamborghini - It was fucking hilarious:1orglaugh...

We hired the car and picked up some cute guys - Not hard really - We had to find a car park miles away so we could get out with some dignity - I was on all fours - So sad:Oh crap.....

SIK 07-18-2015 04:16 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EddyTheDog (Post 20527191)
We hired the car and picked up some cute guys - Not hard really - We had to find a car park miles away so we could get out with some dignity - I was on all fours - So sad:Oh crap.....

cute guys.. lambo... on all fours..

So, you were fucked in a lamborghini or what?

ErectMedia 07-18-2015 04:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EddyTheDog (Post 20527191)
I tried to get my fat ass in a Lamborghini - It was fucking hilarious:1orglaugh...

We hired the car and picked up some cute guys - Not hard really - We had to find a car park miles away so we could get out with some dignity - I was on all fours - So sad:Oh crap.....

TMI, cross that one of the rental list. :helpme

EddyTheDog 07-18-2015 04:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SIK (Post 20527224)
cute guys.. lambo... on all fours..

So, you were fucked in a lamborghini or what?

You can't fuck in a Lamborghini - Laws of Physics...

Relic 07-18-2015 04:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EddyTheDog (Post 20527231)
You can't fuck in a Lamborghini - Laws of Physics...

http://i.imgur.com/MFZ3xOF.jpg

SekobA 07-19-2015 02:43 AM

Oh well cheers

Just Alex 07-19-2015 08:35 AM

Haven't driven anything but German cars in over 10 years

mineistaken 07-19-2015 09:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 20526956)
i couldnt even fit my cock in those cars if i tried.

when you're a big man, packing a big ass dank you need comfort. :pimp

http://img.xcitefun.net/users/2010/0...k-pakistan.jpg

https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikiped...)_wagon_01.jpg


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