Wordpress Attack!!! A Cautionary tale for ALL webmasters :(
 

It was a hot humid day when I decided to install wordpress. The AC had also stopped working so I was sweating like a pig... To be honest, had I not been enticed by the 'One-Click-Install' I would have given it a miss today and waited for cooler weather.

I clicked the one click button, filled in the details, gave it my email and clicked install. I then logged into the admin, changed my password and checked the blog... "Hello World' it said... That was enough for today I thought as I removed my clammy sweaty clothing, stripped naked and made my way to the shower...

Soon the cool water was cascading over my head and running down my sweaty back. I almost felt human again and delighted to be free from the overpowering humidity, for a least a while, so I relaxed and in doing so, let my guard down...

Big mistake - It was at exactly that moment that Wordpress attacked. I found myself pushed from behind, and ended up face first with my cheek against the cool tile of the bathroom wall. I tried to move but couldn't! Then I felt my other cheeks being roughly stretched apart... My worst fears were realised as I realised what was happening, but it was too late to stop it now. I was alone, naked and totally helpless as Wordpress began to have its wicked way with me!

I cried out at the excruciating pain as the all the templates entered me. I tried one final struggle to fight it off, but alas - No way. So, I'm ashamed to say, I did the only thing I could as I let Wordpress take me. I tried to relax but I couldn't, so I simply screwed up my eyes and bit my lip as a waited for it to be over. It kept pounding me from behind, over and over, with no signs of relenting... It was too much for ANY man to take, so I eventually lost consciousness and slumped down into the shower...

No idea how long I had been out for but I awoke to an incredibly sore pain in my back passage, rectal tearing and blood all over my legs and the shower enclosure. Not only had I been violated in the most unpleasant way, I felt that I could no longer trust Wordpress again. My life, from that point had been irrevocably changed forever.

So... Let my misfortune be a warning to you all - Please be careful with Wordpress guys - Don't let it happen to you.

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do you have any more wordpress fanfic?

it's my fetish

Die wordpress die,
Muhahahahah

what the hell?

Is there any "for realness" in this or just poop as norm?

I'm installing WP in the shower now - Nothing so far...

:Oh crap:Oh crap:Oh crap:Oh crap:Oh crap:Oh crap

Someone has been getting high with Leroy Jenkems!

wtf did i just read :ugone2far

Classic Wordpress. It likes to poke you in the brown eye when you're not looking.

Well just a big thank you to all of you showing your support for me in this difficult time. The get well soon cards, the flowers and the messages of offers of help etc have astounded me. Thank you again - I really don't deserve it!

Hopefully I shall be back to full strength soon and be able to regale you all with posts about poo again - God willing...

I have however learnt something from this terrible ordeal though, so there is almost a bright side...

At least now I know why its called a 'SQL Injection'

xxx

ROFL, that...was amazing