NASA announces discovery of Earth-like planet
 

Last night I had a dream about NASA and this morning they announced the discovery of an earth like planet. Coincidence? I think not. (insert x-files song here)

NASA?s Kepler Mission Discovers Bigger, Older Cousin to Earth | NASA

How many planets are there?

--- That we know of?

billions

is it full of cats and unicorns?

absofuckinlutely

There are 4,696 planet candidates now known with the release of the seventh Kepler planet candidate catalog - an increase of 521 since the release of the previous catalog in January 2015.

This planet marks the 12th earth- like planet we know of.

Are you an alien? Do you know wehateporn?

i cum in peace.

interesting read :thumbsup

As someone said in another thread - they're softening us up for the big announcement.

Alien landlords coming to collect the rent.

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It's funny, because i dreamt about an unicorn

after the nasa ship flew over my backyard there were frizbees and bowls of fish food coming down from the sky. then a vicious brachiosaurus tried to attack me (one of those long neck herbivore dinos) then the sky started burning and i was sucked up through some sort of tube to whatever heaven may be and my cat said "i don't give a fuck about sins i ate treats all my life". i would've preferred a unicorn but i woke up quite astounded that my brain could even come up with some of that shit

this dream means you have been eating too many salads and over working so you are craving a hamburger and fries while lazing in the sunshine at the park

I guess since everyone was so impressed with all those incredible black and white Pluto pictures, NASA had to try to up that (shouldn?t have been too hard to do). Wake up NASA. This isn?t the 60s and 70s anymore. Not impressed with yet another artist rendition of some imagined world. You want to keep your funding? People need shock and awe. You?re providing neither these days. :2 cents::2 cents:

Yeah, we want snuff movies with aliens :mad:

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Great! Time to invade, consume, and destroy another planet..:2 cents:

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There is a lot of really amazing things coming out of the space world recently.

Pluto.

New pictures of Earth.

The discovery mentioned above.

Messenger crashing into Mercury.

Matt Damon explodes.

Send a probe.

Let's probe them before they probe us. :Kissmy


Of course with our present tchnology it won't reach them until some time after the year 3,000,000 give or take a few minutes. :D

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They are too busy trying to scare us into submission with graphs depicting apocalyptic .5 degree temperature increases to worry about actual space exploration. :upsidedow


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Could that someone be wehateporn?

I always beloved there is life on another planet. There isnologic that the earth is only planet with humans

No, no, no, this is popular misconception. The folks in other planets are coneheads (Erectus Coneheadalis). As you can see; they have increased their brain capacity, but can still fit through the pussy as they get birth. Evolution is so fascinating thing.

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NASA estimates 1 billion ‘Earths’ in our galaxy alone - The Washington Post

Explains it all. Finding 1 means nothing when there is a billion earths

who's doin the snuffin?? :uhoh:uhoh:uhoh purchase a gas mask :2 cents::2 cents:

I hope it has earth like creatures also.

That's exactly what all the logic points to :2 cents:

Usually aliens dindo snuffin

Lets immediately begin plans to blowing it up prior to our arrival just to save time.

We are a speck in the universe,probably billions of earth like planets,it's obvious the Mothership will be gathering the believers

More than 5 trillions. Also there is a famous Drake equation.

Youre killing me :1orglaugh