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Vendzilla 07-26-2015 08:39 AM

Got married
 
I got married yesterday, I met my minister for the first time yesterday, she was actually pretty, riding up on a 97 Road King wearing jeans and a leather riding jacket. She read versus's from Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance during the ceremony.

We were married in the Little Brown Church, busy little place, we were number 23,017 to be married there, same place as Ronald and Nancy Reagan. The Reagan Museum tried to buy the church so they could tear it down and rebuild it at the Reagan Museum. The church said no.

Then the people that showed up on Bikes, including the minister, rode from the church in Studio City to the VFW for the reception in Granada Hills.

Food was awesome, I saw family I haven't seen in 10 years, good size turn out. The Irish Car Bomb Cupcakes were a big hit, although we had to stop a few kids from eating them, we had some regular white cake for them. Had Tri Tip, Chicken, links, potato salad and fruit, the caterer did a great job and my two best men cooked all the meat.

Everyone had a good time and can't wait to see the pictures.

Tomorrow we're heading up PCH to San Luis Obispo for a couple nights on our first stop exploring California. Two weeks touring staying in nice hotels and having fun!

When I get back, I'm going to start building a cam site!

Ferus 07-26-2015 08:42 AM

No fights?

Rob 07-26-2015 08:44 AM

Congrats! :thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup












(on the cam site)

Zuzana Designs 07-26-2015 08:46 AM

Congratulations to you and your wife. Sounds like it was an awesome day with family and friends. Enjoy the next couple weeks :)

Relentless 07-26-2015 08:47 AM

What's his name? ;)

Congrats V

Vendzilla 07-26-2015 08:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Ferus (Post 20533942)
No fights?

If someone like you had started something, my daughter would have thrown you out

CaptainHowdy 07-26-2015 08:48 AM

Amen for same sex marriage ...

ErectMedia 07-26-2015 08:48 AM

I'm sure he's a great Guy. Congrats :thumbsup

Vendzilla 07-26-2015 08:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rob (Post 20533944)
Congrats! :thumbsup :thumbsup :thumbsup
(on the cam site)

I'll take them both as a complement , got some backing on the cam site

Quote:

Originally Posted by Zuzana Designs (Post 20533947)
Congratulations to you and your wife. Sounds like it was an awesome day with family and friends. Enjoy the next couple weeks :)

Thank you, We will

Quote:

Originally Posted by Relentless (Post 20533949)
What's her name? ;)

Congrats V

Fixed it for you, thanx

AllAboutCams 07-26-2015 09:01 AM

Congrats cupcakes sound great

xXXtesy10 07-26-2015 09:03 AM

did aryan brotherhood provide moto route?

Vendzilla 07-26-2015 09:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AllAboutCams (Post 20533961)
Congrats cupcakes sound great

They had Guiness in the cake with a chocolate center with Irish Whiskey in it, then the frosting had Bailey's Irish Creme in it. Not all the alcohol was cooked out, it had a little kick and it was the best cupcake I have ever had. I've been to a lot of weddings, I never like the cake, so I had a goal at my wedding!

Vendzilla 07-26-2015 09:09 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xXXtesy10 (Post 20533963)
did aryan brotherhood provide moto route?

What kind of dumb shit thing is that to say?

djroof 07-26-2015 09:09 AM

Congrats!!!!!!!!!!!!

xXXtesy10 07-26-2015 09:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vendzilla (Post 20533965)
What kind of dumb shit thing is that to say?

oh shit! sorry man, i not want your beef. i mean hells angels

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Sly 07-26-2015 09:22 AM

Congratulations. Honeymoon?

I don't like Guinness but those cupcakes do sound awesome, great idea. Might try something like that myself.

Markul 07-26-2015 09:30 AM

Congrats buddy :thumbs Ema says hi!

Vendzilla 07-26-2015 09:33 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by xXXtesy10 (Post 20533969)
oh shit! sorry man, i not want your beef. i mean hells angels

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"Be careful, it's the old guys in a club that can get the prospects to do anything!"

I ride with patched bikers, there was one that rode with us yesterday. These are not aryan brotherhood types.

Sonofsam and Metaman are ill informed idiots that command their keyboard only!

brassmonkey 07-26-2015 09:33 AM

must not be a big deal if you come here to post the next day! :1orglaugh:1orglaugh it's just on paper nothing more. congratzz on the ball and chain :(

Vendzilla 07-26-2015 09:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by djroof (Post 20533966)
Congrats!!!!!!!!!!!!

Thanx Buddy

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sly (Post 20533974)
Congratulations. Honeymoon?

I don't like Guinness but those cupcakes do sound awesome, great idea. Might try something like that myself.

Irish Car Bomb Cupcakes Recipe | Brown Eyed Baker you and everyone else will love them

Quote:

Originally Posted by Markul (Post 20533982)
Congrats buddy :thumbs Ema says hi!

Tell Ema hi for me and if you two make it back here, we'll have to get together again. I may be going to Europe next year. One of my wedding presents was a week at a time hare I can use anywhere in the world, I love my sister.

Vendzilla 07-26-2015 09:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brassmonkey (Post 20533988)
must not be a big deal if you come here to post the next day! :1orglaugh:1orglaugh it's just on paper nothing more. congratzz on the ball and chain :(

Been together for 2 1/2 years, already felt married. No ball and chain, we do everything as partners in crime. Just catching up on things before the honeymoon tomorrow.

Thanx

Spunky 07-26-2015 09:53 AM

Congrats on the new ball and chain

L-Pink 07-26-2015 09:54 AM

Congratulations !!!


http://i.imgur.com/E0rBylr.jpg


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Vendzilla 07-26-2015 09:55 AM

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Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 20534017)
Congratulations !!!


http://i.imgur.com/E0rBylr.jpg


.

LOL, funny

Vendzilla 07-26-2015 09:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spunky (Post 20534015)
Congrats on the new ball and chain

Thanx Spunky. I'll post some pics from our tour of California, going to go to two glaciers, Mt Lassen and Mt Shasta to cool off!

Barry-xlovecam 07-26-2015 11:11 AM

Congratulations and have a great honeymoon.

VS_Jeff 07-26-2015 11:52 AM

Congrats and good luck, Brett!

Vendzilla 07-26-2015 11:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Barry-xlovecam (Post 20534074)
Congratulations and have a great honeymoon.

Thanx Barry, going down right now to the garage to hang an angel bell on my bike that a fellow biker gave me, you're not suppose to buy those for yourself. It was a wedding present.

THE LEGEND OF THE BELL*

As we all know, life has many mysteries that have no apparent solutions. One of these is Evil Road Spirits. They are little gremlins that live on your bike. They love to ride. They're also responsible for most of your bike's problems. Sometimes your turn signals refuse to work, or the battery goes dead.


Road Spirits can't live in the presence of a bell. They get trapped in the hallow of the bell. Among other things, their hearing is super sensitive. The constant ring of the bell and the confined space drives them insane. They lose their grip and eventually fall to the roadway. (Have you ever wondered how potholes are formed?) The bell has served its purpose.

If you have picked up a bell of your own, the magic will work. But if your bell was given to you, the power has been doubled, and you know that somewhere you have a special friend helping to look after you.

So, if you have a friend that doesn't have a bell, why not be the person to give them one? It's a nice feeling for the recipient to know you personally cared. The, plus a good preventive maintenance program by the bike's owner, will help eliminate the Evil Road Spirits.

Markul 07-26-2015 11:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vendzilla (Post 20533995)
Tell Ema hi for me and if you two make it back here, we'll have to get together again. I may be going to Europe next year. One of my wedding presents was a week at a time hare I can use anywhere in the world, I love my sister.

Will do :) let me know if you decide to swing by Denmark on that tour of yours :thumbsup

nico-t 07-26-2015 12:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CaptainHowdy (Post 20533952)
Amen for same sex marriage ...

:1orglaugh

atom 07-26-2015 12:15 PM

Congrats Vendzilla. Cheers to you and the bride!

sonofsam 07-26-2015 12:22 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vendzilla (Post 20533986)
I ride with patched bikers, there was one that rode with us yesterday. These are not aryan brotherhood types.

Sonofsam and Metaman are ill informed idiots that command their keyboard only!

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

I'm not even going to say anything... Your description of your wedding was enough

Rochard 07-26-2015 12:44 PM

Congrats Brett. I wish the very best for you and your new bride!

Slappin Fish 07-26-2015 12:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vendzilla (Post 20533986)
I ride with patched bikers, there was one that rode with us yesterday. These are not aryan brotherhood types.

Sonofsam and Metaman are ill informed idiots that command their keyboard only!

How old are you? :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

"I ride with patched rider" proud that one patched retard rode next to you :1orglaugh:helpme you think they're cool? you sound like a fucking teenager impressed by retards because he thinks it makes him look hard...

247mg 07-26-2015 12:58 PM

Start counting.... You enjoy fucking her and in return she will fuck your life

mineistaken 07-26-2015 02:11 PM

Congrats, brewski. Too bad name "marriage" is devalued these days.

Vendzilla 07-26-2015 03:53 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Slappin Fish (Post 20534134)
How old are you? :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

"I ride with patched rider" proud that one patched retard rode next to you :1orglaugh:helpme you think they're cool? you sound like a fucking teenager impressed by retards because he thinks it makes him look hard...

You are commenting on something you clearly know jack shit about and would be afraid to even talk to some of the people I hang with and you call me retarded, LOL

Quote:

Originally Posted by 247mg (Post 20534137)
Start counting.... You enjoy fucking her and in return she will fuck your life

Don't see that at all

Quote:

Originally Posted by mineistaken (Post 20534185)
Congrats, brewski. Too bad name "marriage" is devalued these days.

All in the name of title and political correctness, it sucks, be we are taking seriously

pornmasta 07-26-2015 03:55 PM

congrats.
lol at some answers

arock10 07-26-2015 04:01 PM

Another success story

sonofsam 07-26-2015 05:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vendzilla (Post 20534229)
You are commenting on something you clearly know jack shit about and would be afraid to even talk to some of the people I hang with and you call me retarded, LOL

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Man..... people like you kill me...

If you were ever in a situation that was actually serious in that lifestyle you would be so shook you'd probably never leave your house again. Please give up the tough guy "i hang around with bikers" schtick.. Nobody is buying it. You're embarrassing yourself :1orglaugh

The reason you view it so highly and so "cool" is because you're a chump hangaround and have no idea what that life is about. It's not about putting on your gay vest and going to biker barbeques and sleeping with the 45 year old truck stop sluts that cling on to those types.

The reason most of those people do so many drugs and drink so much is because they are consumed with stress and paranoia. It's not a lifestyle to look up to. Of course you don't know that though, because you're one of those 45 year old truck stop sluts yourself :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Most adults strive to be successful and live care free lives, and here you are glorifying being a trashy biker. Sweet priorities

Slappin Fish 07-26-2015 11:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vendzilla (Post 20534229)
You are commenting on something you clearly know jack shit about and would be afraid to even talk to some of the people I hang with and you call me retarded, LOL

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Oh yeah Vend, I'd be so afraid, but not you.... because you are such a hard man... you truck stop slut you....

Or maybe I know them from a different perspective than that of a bearded washed up groupie. My "good friend" Glen president of the Outlaws Motorcycle Club owned a good chunk of the bars in the most famous entertainment venue, the money came from the Brit boiler room scumbags well before he got in with the patched retards, but he still had his outlaws stickers everywhere and buddies come in, how I miss the talks "I could have you killed if I wanted to... now can you please raise your beer prices ... I'm bleeding money..... LOL". Anyway, he is dead now. But you're not one of them are you Vend... you're just one of those silly hangers-on who hopes the magic will rub off... :1orglaugh

davidclickpapa 07-27-2015 01:07 AM

Go Vendzilla Go! :thumbsup

Chosen 07-27-2015 03:07 AM

Congratulations :thumbsup

_Richard_ 07-27-2015 03:30 AM

big congrats man :)

michael.kickass 07-27-2015 06:44 AM

Congratz! :thumbsup

Vendzilla 07-27-2015 07:16 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Slappin Fish (Post 20534419)
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Oh yeah Vend, I'd be so afraid, but not you.... because you are such a hard man... you truck stop slut you....

Or maybe I know them from a different perspective than that of a bearded washed up groupie. My "good friend" Glen president of the Outlaws Motorcycle Club owned a good chunk of the bars in the most famous entertainment venue, the money came from the Brit boiler room scumbags well before he got in with the patched retards, but he still had his outlaws stickers everywhere and buddies come in, how I miss the talks "I could have you killed if I wanted to... now can you please raise your beer prices ... I'm bleeding money..... LOL". Anyway, he is dead now. But you're not one of them are you Vend... you're just one of those silly hangers-on who hopes the magic will rub off... :1orglaugh

Let's just agree that I know nothing about you and you know nothing about me and you're an asshole that's trolling my post.
There are basically two sides of the MC world, Outlaws is the side I don't hang with much. If you notice, I don't mention any names, I have no need to. If you have a need to mention names, I think it's you that has the problem!
Hangeron's want to be members, I don't. Although I am considering joining the Combat Veterans MC

Slappin Fish 07-27-2015 07:36 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Vendzilla (Post 20534635)
Let's just agree that I know nothing about you and you know nothing about me and you're an asshole that's trolling my post.
There are basically two sides of the MC world, Outlaws is the side I don't hang with much. If you notice, I don't mention any names, I have no need to. If you have a need to mention names, I think it's you that has the problem!
Hangeron's want to be members, I don't. Although I am considering joining the Combat Veterans MC

Don't try turning the table on me, it's only because you called me out as being "to afraid to talk to your friends..." that I bothered mentioning it. I couldn't care less about any of these idiots...

I've just read this thread for the first time : GFY's newest wannabe biker gang wannabe - GoFuckYourself.com - Adult Webmaster Forum

You really emailed mikesouth a picture of yourself with a gun.... bwaahaha.. :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Or wet your panties when a waitress thought you looked like SOA.. :1orglaugh

You are right we don't know each other but that alone tells me all I need to know. Tkx.

freecartoonporn 07-27-2015 07:38 AM

congrats, best wishes......

EddyTheDog 07-27-2015 07:47 AM

Can you get the new wife to throw a virtual bouquet? - I need some loving:upsidedow...

Why did we only hear about this after the event? - Oh wait, I think I answered my own question.....

Congrats:winkwink:...

ottopottomouse 07-27-2015 12:51 PM

Congratulations to you and the groom.


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