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Grapesoda 07-26-2015 09:23 AM

any of you guys do any gardening?
 
what are you using for pest that won't kill a guy and what are you using to promote growth of the fruit/veggies/flowers?

brassmonkey 07-26-2015 09:29 AM

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Originally Posted by Grapesoda (Post 20533976)
what are you using for pest that won't kill a guy and what are you using to promote growth of the fruit/veggies/flowers?

use gasoline :2 cents::2 cents:

MaDalton 07-26-2015 09:30 AM

Mexicans? but wait, Trump said they kill people...

Grapesoda 07-26-2015 09:33 AM

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Originally Posted by brassmonkey (Post 20533981)
use gasoline :2 cents::2 cents:

I figured you for a stupid irrelevant post :2 cents:

Grapesoda 07-26-2015 09:35 AM

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Originally Posted by MaDalton (Post 20533983)
Mexicans? but wait, Trump said they kill people...

I figured you for a stupid irrelevant post dipshit :2 cents:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BsDJGPmIEAInrlW.jpg

beerptrol 07-26-2015 09:44 AM

Just stand out there and read out loud your posts to them. That should get them to leave! Afterwards, just spread your bullshit all over your garden to feed and fertilize the plants

MaDalton 07-26-2015 09:45 AM

if you want serious answers go to a gardening forum, this one is called Go Fuck Yourself

(i'll refrain from the name calling, i'm not 12 anymore)

aka123 07-26-2015 09:49 AM

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Originally Posted by Grapesoda (Post 20533976)
what are you using for pest that won't kill a guy and what are you using to promote growth of the fruit/veggies/flowers?

Diversity is a great tool against pests. In Africa they use different kinds of plants in different rows or very small plots.

But if you want to use some safe liquid; pine soap liquid is very popular around here. Mixed with water 1/20-40.

https://www.karkkainen.com/tuotekuva...5400080004.jpg

Grapesoda 07-26-2015 09:56 AM

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Originally Posted by MaDalton (Post 20534008)
if you want serious answers go to a gardening forum, this one is called Go Fuck Yourself

(i'll refrain from the name calling, i'm not 12 anymore)

I'll remember that :2 cents:

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/multimedia/...i_2823355b.jpg

Vendzilla 07-26-2015 10:02 AM

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Originally Posted by MaDalton (Post 20534008)
if you want serious answers go to a gardening forum, this one is called Go Fuck Yourself

(i'll refrain from the name calling, i'm not 12 anymore)

You made it to 13? You do remember the forum clearly says Fucking Around on it?

I would get a Pick Up first, just to confuse MaDalton, then hire him as a troll to scare away any bugs!

Grapesoda 07-26-2015 10:07 AM

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Originally Posted by aka123 (Post 20534011)
Diversity is a great tool against pests. In Africa they use different kinds of plants in different rows or very small plots.

But if you want to use some safe liquid; pine soap liquid is very popular around here. Mixed with water 1/20-40.

https://www.karkkainen.com/tuotekuva...5400080004.jpg

thank you...

Grapesoda 07-26-2015 10:08 AM

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Originally Posted by Vendzilla (Post 20534025)
You made it to 13? You do remember the forum clearly says Fucking Around on it?

I would get a Pick Up first, just to confuse MaDalton, then hire him as a troll to scare away any bugs!

yeah he's a bit stuffy... maybe a rock in his jackboots?

geedub 07-26-2015 10:28 AM

neem oil + dr bronner peppermint soap + water

brassmonkey 07-26-2015 10:45 AM

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Originally Posted by Grapesoda (Post 20533993)
I figured you for a stupid irrelevant post dipshit :2 cents:

https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BsDJGPmIEAInrlW.jpg

they got what was coming to them :2 cents::2 cents: anyhoo how big is the garden? you could build a light mist system to spray or get one of those hand pump sprayers. i brew compost tea kill insects! the bacteria eats them alive! need a recipe?


Amazon.com : Organic Fish and Kelp Blend, 32 fl. oz : Fertilizers : Patio, Lawn & Garden

Grapesoda 07-26-2015 11:25 AM

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Originally Posted by geedub (Post 20534044)
neem oil + dr bronner peppermint soap + water

do you have any ratios... like water , 1 tbl soap and few drops neem oil? something like that?

Grapesoda 07-26-2015 11:31 AM

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Originally Posted by brassmonkey (Post 20534056)
they got what was coming to them :2 cents::2 cents: anyhoo how big is the garden? you could build a light mist system to spray or get one of those hand pump sprayers. i brew compost tea kill insects! the bacteria eats them alive! need a recipe?


Amazon.com : Organic Fish and Kelp Blend, 32 fl. oz : Fertilizers : Patio, Lawn & Garden

thanks I'll look into this....

aka123 07-26-2015 11:43 AM

By the way; raw sugarcane molasses are great attractant for many fishes, especially in the carp family (Cyprinidae).

Vendzilla 07-26-2015 11:47 AM

Growing pot, always used fish guts fertilizer.

jimmycooper 07-26-2015 01:25 PM

I reckon ?Cumin Mijole? is what you need.

There are black, white, and a number of off-colored seed varietals all of which can be purchased by ?load?. Given the extent of your problems, my guess is that you?ll likely need several loads of the black varietal on a daily basis for at least the foreseeable future.

Good luck and be sure to keep us posted on your progress.

Rochard 07-26-2015 01:52 PM

Gardening is for women.

aka123 07-26-2015 01:57 PM

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Originally Posted by Rochard (Post 20534176)
Gardening is for women.

Think about that the next time you mow lawn.

MrBottomTooth 07-26-2015 03:16 PM

Funny stuff in this thread. :)


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