A note from Seymore Butts
 

Here's what's fucking going on: After some time working on a few mainstream projects, I'm looking for opportunities. I have some ideas & am open to all ideas. I posted additional info in the NOW HIRING area. Please contact me at [email protected] to discuss further. Thanks!

Anna Lingus, what a great name.:1orglaugh

My alter, alter ego...

you once emailed me - i emailed back - eventually it went into your spam folder - it was coming from trionmedia at gmail :)

how's the site doing? Seymore Butts - The Worlds Best Anal Porn Site - SeymoreButts.com

I will check, Mark. It's been awhile...how are you doing?

I haven't owned it for years, Roald. I still shoot some content for it but am not privy to stats etc.

I love that niche! :)

A little side note by way of a bump for Adam and a trip down memory lane...

Back in 2004 or thereabouts, maybe '05 or '06 even, an episode of Family Business had me in stitches. While shooting a group scene one of the stunt cocks couldn't quite get all the way hard. Adam asks the guy to step back. He does, but not far enough. Adam tells him to get out of the shot completely, saying he needs only hard cocks in there. The guy, demoralized, steps back and flogs it furiously as the other guy continues plowing the girl. Seymore keeps on shooting but after another thirty seconds stops again, this time to tell the guy to just leave. And as the guy is walking down the back hallway, shoulders slumped in defeat, still stretching his eel to no avail... good ol' Seymore get's a shot down that hallway, catching the guy still trying to get it up as he leaves.

May have been all scripted, but it was a hoot to watch.

Good luck ...

how's cousin Stevie doing?

No CD, that was a genuine moment. I never script limp dicks!

I loved Family Business.. think I only saw the first 1-2 seasons and just lost track of it..

Thanks Captain!
Cousin Stevie is doing well, Viking.
Glad you liked, Mike!

I love hearing stories like this!

Then it makes it just that much more a w e -- s o m m m m m e. :winkwink:

it was a great tv show

Not so funny if you've had it happen to you.

Link for you:

https://gfy.com/now-hiring-/1171202-seymore-butts.html

Any interest in more TV? You are a true pioneer of reality TV.

Thanks DV! That helps!

Very true, Paul!

I am consulting on a few reality shows in development, Relic.

I appreciate the advice Pornstar69.

Daft as it sounds, I have often thought that if you moved to the UK you could make it big on TV with the right agent.

Its worked for Matt LeBlanc.

Get on UK's celebrity big brother.

Yeah, they are paying approx £300,000 ($468,660) for just 3 weeks... Plus its a USA Vs UK theme so you would fit right in.

Even if the public dont like you and you are evicted first after just a few days, you still get the money...

Nice work if you can get it, and you could get it because you have 'the name'...

It starts later this month, & they are still casting so get in touch now... If you contact Perez Hilton he can give you the details - He did it earlier this year...

and I bet people would like him.


its not just the cash but any get re-fame from the show

plus daily in most uk newspapers so free advertising for your products

Not a bad idea. I will look into it. The production company that did Family Business is also the producer of Big Brother USA.

Cool. But do it quick! Its scheduled to start on the 22nd of August. Good luck !

I'd enjoy watching you :)

If you do go on, please say at least once a day that the best UK porn site is bhalasada.com and I will throw you $5.

I ran into Cousin Stevie in early June--he was in a restaurant in my neighborhood with his wife--I knew him as I'd shot 2nd camera on a lot of his Pussy Party shoots. Stevie was his usual funny and profane self . . . .


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:1orglaugh my own personal site arsewithclass.com would have a better chance of Adam giving any mentions DV, you are a funny boy :thumbsup

My partner has a few main stream ideas, but we've been looking around for perfect hosts. He'll email you soon with a some great ideas, if you're interested :thumbsup

Hey Adam, Leno has been trying to get us together on something. He wants to get into the business. I have a cool idea and will send you some of the details.

Hey gershwood, mike and sammy has been emailing me about dat thing. I will contact you in the morning... it's farging huge.

Jay Leno doing porn! Who'da thunk it?

Nope, different guy

Any relation to Cunny Lingus?

[QUOTE=marcop;20539348]I ran into Cousin Stevie in early June--he was in a restaurant in my neighborhood with his wife--I knew him as I'd shot 2nd camera on a lot of his Pussy Party shoots. Stevie was his usual funny and profane self . . . .




Ahh, that iconic pose of his.

I'm down to listen!

Hey Seymore...is everything okay with your son?

I was following the news for months and then one day he was back.

I hope all is well and wish you guys the best.

yes, my twin sister.

good luck on the search!

My son is doing well...thanks much for asking!!!

muchass graciass, Sandman!

That's great news man!

Nobody should have to endure what you went through. I can't even begin to imagine.

Very happy to hear all is well. :)

I've never been called a Gershwood before but if it's huge, i'm in!

FYI...Big Brother Uk said I came at them too late & they would consider me for the next season fwiw.

Cool Do it next season :) Its a right hoot! :thumbsup