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wehateporn 08-03-2015 03:58 PM

What Happens One Hour After Drinking A Can Of Coke?
 

CAHEK 08-03-2015 04:03 PM

I don't drink this shit

dyna mo 08-03-2015 04:07 PM

i certainly do NOT side with sugary soda but that infographic is absolute bullshit and pretty much gets it ALL wrong.

Struggle4Bucks 08-03-2015 04:19 PM

So... holding up my pee for an hour longer will be good for my teeth and bones?

just a punk 08-03-2015 04:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CAHEK (Post 20540830)
I don't drink this shit

And nobody does (at least in the sane mind) :2 cents:

brassmonkey 08-03-2015 04:43 PM

now post breathing polluted air :2 cents::2 cents:

femdomdestiny 08-03-2015 05:34 PM

I've moved to Pepsi, so I must be safe.

NatalieK 08-03-2015 06:01 PM

Limon cello, followed by coca cola with a lovely delivery of a nice cold pint of San Miguel. mmmm my afternoon :thumbsup

RyuLion 08-03-2015 06:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by femdomdestiny (Post 20540892)
I've moved to Pepsi, so I must be safe.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

mineistaken 08-03-2015 06:17 PM

What to drink instead (not just boring water)? Juice is better, but still has lots of sugar there.

Just fishing ideas, not that I drink sodas.

mineistaken 08-03-2015 06:21 PM

By the way - where is the conspiracy, it is not that anyone claims coke is good for health :winkwink:
Shit probably Coca cola company itself admits that it is not good :1orglaugh
Must be a conspiracy element in wehatepron's threads :winkwink:

Spunky 08-03-2015 06:32 PM

I might have a can of that rotgut once a year

mineistaken 08-03-2015 06:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spunky (Post 20540934)
I might have a can of that rotgut once a year

Sounds reasonable :thumbsup

brassmonkey 08-03-2015 06:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mineistaken (Post 20540923)
What to drink instead (not just boring water)? Juice is better, but still has lots of sugar there.

Just fishing ideas, not that I drink sodas.

been drinking green tea! luv it! brewed not bottled or canned.

L-Pink 08-03-2015 06:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mineistaken (Post 20540923)
What to drink instead (not just boring water)? Juice is better, but still has lots of sugar there.

Just fishing ideas, not that I drink sodas.


Plain or with a little fresh lemon or lime squeezed in.


http://i.imgur.com/sdsyx22.jpg

woj 08-03-2015 06:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mineistaken (Post 20540923)
What to drink instead (not just boring water)? Juice is better, but still has lots of sugar there.

Just fishing ideas, not that I drink sodas.

coffee? tea? any other brewed plant, for example: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yerba_mate or https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Centella_asiatica or https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hibiscus_tea ?

mineistaken 08-03-2015 06:55 PM

Tea sounds good. Coffee is not for refreshing, I mean it is not what you crave when you are thirsty :)

SBJ 08-03-2015 07:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by femdomdestiny (Post 20540892)
I've moved to Pepsi, so I must be safe.

yup never liked coke. I drink Cherry Dr. Pepper.

mineistaken 08-03-2015 07:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SBJ (Post 20540951)
yup never liked coke. I drink Cherry Dr. Pepper.

Try care about your health more :2 cents:

dyna mo 08-03-2015 07:20 PM

i like the lemonaide. as many or as few lemons as you like. squish some limes in too, heck smoosh up some strawberries and throw them in too, winter melon, cantalope, peaches, etc. i throw in the juice out of canned pears even. i use truvia to sweeten. like sangria without the liqour.

SBJ 08-03-2015 07:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mineistaken (Post 20540952)
Try care about your health more :2 cents:

yes mom! fuck I drink way too much alcohol to worry about a 12oz glass of pop a day :2 cents:

How about.. Mind your own fucking business :321GFY

mineistaken 08-03-2015 07:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 20540956)
i like the lemonaide.

Fun fact - coca cola, pepsi and other "sodas" are called lemonade in many countries. If you said soda there - nobody would think about soda (as in cola etc).

mineistaken 08-03-2015 07:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SBJ (Post 20540961)
yes mom! fuck I drink way too much alcohol to worry about a 12oz glass of pop a day :2 cents:

How about.. Mind your own fucking business :321GFY

That is what you get for trying to give positive advice :winkwink:

dyna mo 08-03-2015 07:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mineistaken (Post 20540962)
Fun fact - coca cola, pepsi and other "sodas" are called lemonade in many countries. If you said soda there - nobody would think about soda (as in cola etc).

shut the front door! :winkwink: :1orglaugh

The Porn Nerd 08-03-2015 07:33 PM

Pour some coke on the hood of your car then come back in an hour and see what happens.

Bet you won't want to drink any more of that shit after that!

bronco67 08-03-2015 07:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 20540832)
i certainly do NOT side with sugary soda but that infographic is absolute bullshit and pretty much gets it ALL wrong.

What exactly does it get wrong? The bad part about soda is not the calories, but the large dose of sugar that spikes your insulin and keeps your body performing as a fat storage shed. There's some talk about diet soda triggering the same things that the fully sugared version does.

People who lose all that weight from stopping soda can thank the better insulin control as one of the contributing factors.

here's where you scream that I'm wrong and you know better than any science does because you know shit.

TheSquealer 08-03-2015 07:43 PM

No one should drink coke. Ever. That said, most of the claims in that image are either bullshit or exaggerated and have been debunked again and again.

dyna mo 08-03-2015 07:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bronco67 (Post 20540968)
What exactly does it get wrong? The bad part about soda is not the calories, but the large dose of sugar that spikes your insulin and keeps your body performing as a fat storage shed. There's some talk about diet soda triggering the same things that the fully sugared version does.

People who lose all that weight from stopping soda can thank the better insulin control as one of the contributing factors.

here's where you scream that I'm wrong and you know better than any science does because you know shit.

here's where i scream that you're dumbfuck cocksucker and i know better because i know shit.

Here's what you need to know about that Coca-Cola infographic - ScienceAlert

duk75 08-03-2015 08:03 PM

I hate they do the images so little with such a little characters that it's hard to read.

OneHungLo 08-03-2015 08:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 20540832)
i certainly do NOT side with sugary soda but that infographic is absolute bullshit and pretty much gets it ALL wrong.

Wow, so our resident scientist/oncologist/immunologist got it wrong?? color me shocked.

bronco67 08-04-2015 05:31 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 20540981)
here's where i scream that you're dumbfuck cocksucker and i know better because i know shit.

Here's what you need to know about that Coca-Cola infographic - ScienceAlert

How long did you scour the internet to prove nothing, other than the fact that you need to be right? Sugar spikes insulin and makes you fat. Scientific fact.

But I'm not saying that entire graphic necessarily is true.

dyna mo 08-04-2015 08:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bronco67 (Post 20541208)
How long did you scour the internet to prove nothing, other than the fact that you need to be right? Sugar spikes insulin and makes you fat. Scientific fact.

But I'm not saying that entire graphic necessarily is true.

you stupid fucking cocksucker. that's not what you tried to gotcha me for.

you're such a dumbfuck cocksucker you can't even take the hit like a man, so you deflect. try and man-up one day, you're embarrassing us men.

and heads-up dumbfuck cocksucker, it took me simply typing in "coke infographic" to find an article that summarizes shit i already know. but you're too fucking much of a dumbfuck to even figure that out.

it's the 2nd link, you lazy dumbfuck
https://www.google.com/search?q=coke...sm=93&ie=UTF-8

Tom-LifeSelector 08-04-2015 09:28 AM

Fortunately I am not drinking Coke or anything like that...

Joshua G 08-04-2015 09:32 AM

just once in my life, i'd like to try the coca-cola formulated with the coca leaf!

:thumbsup

scuba steve 08-04-2015 09:32 AM

they're great during long bike rides

Smut Makers 08-04-2015 10:22 AM

Drink water.

mineistaken 08-04-2015 12:12 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by scuba steve (Post 20541471)
they're great during long bike rides

Sport and cola - sounds like opposites :)

aka123 08-04-2015 12:17 PM

"What Happens One Hour After Drinking A Can Of Coke?"

Despite of the somewhat subjective explanation I will say that not enough. Where is the fucking coke(aine)? Come on.. this is misleading marketing, just like some fucking dating site that hasn't a single woman.

OldJeff 08-04-2015 01:38 PM

One hour after I drink anything I usually take a piss

Kristinad 08-04-2015 01:54 PM

PepsiCo earns more than you think on that crap :helpme


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