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wehateporn 08-07-2015 05:34 AM

Leonardo DiCaprio?s ?Dadbod? Is The New Hot Body Type For Men
 

Now, you can probably gather that this is good news for all slightly out of shape, ?normal? guys & fathers that describe their body types in their e-harmony profiles as ?average?.

The days of women fawning over the brolic, super ripped, doesn?t-touch-carbs-and-only-eats-boneless-chicken-breasts-for-dinner-every-night dude is over. We are now firmly entering the era of the undefined, slightly blobby, eat-whatever-the-fuck-you-want physique. It?s like we?ve stepped back into the very old days when being fat was super tight because it meant you were hella rich and literally eating good out here.

The patron saint of the dadbod is Leonardo DiCaprio. This guy just doesn?t give two f@cks about his appearance. He takes the dadbod phenomenon a step further by growing out a bushy, wiry beard that looks like it has last weeks lunch hanging off of it ? all of this while he uses Victoria?s Secret as his personal dating hot tub.

Continued https://www.bodyrock.tv/life/leonard...-type-for-men/

bronco67 08-07-2015 06:04 AM

It's kind of funny to me, because I got into the best shape of my life when my baby was born, and this will be my default state for the rest of my life.

I get so much extra attention from women now, there's no way I can believe they like that dad bod bullshit.

BTW, Leo DiCaprio can get away with that because he has all the pussy he or any guy could ever want.

aka123 08-07-2015 06:12 AM

Whatever is the ideal body, most people are already obese. So, not just slightly "off", way off.

In the old days fat people might have lived longer, but not anymore. I don't see anything good in this "eat whatever you want"- thing, in any way.

bronco67 08-07-2015 06:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by aka123 (Post 20544372)
Whatever is the ideal body, most people are already obese. So, not just slightly "off", way off.

In the old days fat people might have lived longer, but not anymore. I don't see anything good in this "eat whatever you want"- thing, in any way.

That way of eating doesn't work these days because of all the crap they put in food. In the 50's you didn't have to worry about your food being full of chemicals you can't pronounce the names of.

Spunky 08-07-2015 06:50 AM

Leo gets all the ladies

wehateporn 08-07-2015 06:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Spunky (Post 20544397)
Leo gets all the ladies

They are worried that Ronaldo will complain about their cellulite


NewNick 08-07-2015 07:47 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wehateporn (Post 20544345)

Now, you can probably gather that this is good news for all slightly out of shape, ?normal? guys & fathers that describe their body types in their e-harmony profiles as ?average?.

The days of women fawning over the brolic, super ripped, doesn?t-touch-carbs-and-only-eats-boneless-chicken-breasts-for-dinner-every-night dude is over. We are now firmly entering the era of the undefined, slightly blobby, eat-whatever-the-fuck-you-want physique. It?s like we?ve stepped back into the very old days when being fat was super tight because it meant you were hella rich and literally eating good out here.

The patron saint of the dadbod is Leonardo DiCaprio. This guy just doesn?t give two f@cks about his appearance. He takes the dadbod phenomenon a step further by growing out a bushy, wiry beard that looks like it has last weeks lunch hanging off of it ? all of this while he uses Victoria?s Secret as his personal dating hot tub.

Continued https://www.bodyrock.tv/life/leonard...-type-for-men/

WTF is this shit ?

Call this a conspiracy ?

Is this the results of big pharma vaccines ?

wehateporn 08-07-2015 08:02 AM

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Originally Posted by NewNick (Post 20544427)
WTF is this shit ?

Call this a conspiracy ?

So the new research which 'proves' Dadbod is more attractive to women, was funded by McDonald's and Coca Cola

aka123 08-07-2015 08:52 AM

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Originally Posted by wehateporn (Post 20544431)
So the new research which 'proves' Dadbod is more attractive to women, was funded by McDonald's and Coca Cola

We are talking about serious volumes in here. So, probably funded by some top organization for US food industry.

You know: without obese people the food consumption in US would be like 1/3 of the current? Or something like that. That is by the way quite a lot of fun killed chickens, cows, pigs, etc. Not to mention all the cute little fluffy animals those environment is raped as a monotonous field to feed the cattle and the humans (through cows, etc. or directly).

These bitches need to be taken down. Do you have your whale gun ready, we gotta hit through serious layer of lard? Violenceeee!!!!! (the rest shit you can read from those hunting threads, or from some medieval torture book, you know, from those righteous Christians of that era)

Rochard 08-07-2015 09:05 AM

Welcome to being forty years old.

Same thing happened to me. I went from being in shape and jogging every day to being forty-six and obese. It just snuck up on me. I topped out at 251 lbs. I exercise everyday, and now I bike forty miles nearly every day (It's 9am as I write this and I already biked tewnty miles this morning). I am down to 205 lbs.

I will never be fat again. Fuck that.

PR_Glen 08-07-2015 09:11 AM

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Originally Posted by bronco67 (Post 20544388)
That way of eating doesn't work these days because of all the crap they put in food. In the 50's you didn't have to worry about your food being full of chemicals you can't pronounce the names of.

yeah, you had to worry about things like lead and other random bacteria contaminations... People live longer lives now, not shorter. Stop reading 'health' news headlines and using them as fact.

aka123 08-07-2015 09:33 AM

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Originally Posted by PR_Glen (Post 20544495)
yeah, you had to worry about things like lead and other random bacteria contaminations... People live longer lives now, not shorter. Stop reading 'health' news headlines and using them as fact.

People live longer thanks to development in health care, not that much in food industry. In these days people are still ill despite of somewhat winning most past diseases. New epidemic called as obesity continues its triumph. As well as eating unhealthy anyways.

Fucking swell. Obesity is kinda disease so big part of Americans are chronically ill.

" Percent of adults age 20 years and over who are obese: 35.1% (2011-2012)
Percent of adults age 20 years and over who are overweight, including obesity: 69.0% (2011-2012)"

" Percent of adolescents age 12-19 years who are obese: 20.5% (2011-2012)
Percent of children age 6-11 years who are obese: 17.7% (2011-2012)
Percent of children age 2-5 years who are obese: 8.4% (2011-2012)"

FastStats - Overweight Prevalence

CurrentlySober 08-07-2015 09:46 AM

Leo is my hero !

Even my Chihuahua is named after him...

Leo iz a DooGGYYYY !

:thumbsup

aka123 08-07-2015 09:49 AM

"For example, North America has six per cent of the world population but 34 per cent of biomass due to obesity, while Asia has 61 per cent of the world population but just 13 per cent of biomass due to obesity."

""Our scenarios suggest that global trends of increasing body mass will have important resource implications and that unchecked, increasing BMI could have the same implications for world energy requirements as an extra 473 million people," the researchers wrote.

"Tackling population fatness may be critical to world food security and ecological sustainability," they added. "

Obesity an environmental problem: Study | Zee News

MiamiBoyz 08-08-2015 04:11 AM

No one would give that guy the time of day if he was not famous.

Being a celebrity and a very rich one at that give you a lot of "pussy points" but the average joe is just FAT.

Thin and rich will still beat fat and rich BUT you will notice that I included RICH in both!

Phoenix 08-08-2015 04:19 AM

i think dadbod only works if you have a yacht

NatalieK 08-08-2015 04:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Phoenix (Post 20544987)
i think dadbod only works if you have a yacht

You can look like what ever you like if you own a yacht :winkwink:

masterneme 08-08-2015 05:15 AM

I like big women, should I migrate to the US then?

crockett 08-08-2015 07:03 PM

I'm pretty sure Leo is a Jack Nickleson love child.. He looks more and more like him the older he gets.

L-Pink 08-08-2015 07:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CurrentlySober (Post 20544518)
Leo is my hero !

Even my Chihuahua is named after him...

Leo iz a DooGGYYYY !

:thumbsup

Handsome little buddy you got there!


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Relic 08-08-2015 07:37 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crockett (Post 20545442)
I'm pretty sure Leo is a Jack Nickleson love child.. He looks more and more like him the older he gets.

http://i.imgur.com/iK9tcZd.jpg

:thumbsup

SekobA 08-09-2015 11:54 AM

His body is sane as mine

mineistaken 08-09-2015 12:05 PM

I was expecting to see way worse shape of his body.

Does not look that much out of shape for his age:

http://www.bodyrock.tv/wp-content/up...1.49.48-AM.png

Unless everybody who is not a gym rat is considered "out of shape".

mineistaken 08-09-2015 12:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by aka123 (Post 20544521)
"For example, North America has six per cent of the world population but 34 per cent of biomass due to obesity, while Asia has 61 per cent of the world population but just 13 per cent of biomass due to obesity."

Calculations does not sound right, if that was the case average American would weight MANY TIMES more than average Asian.

aka123 08-09-2015 02:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mineistaken (Post 20545814)
Calculations does not sound right, if that was the case average American would weight MANY TIMES more than average Asian.

I thought the same without doing "any math", but that means that 34 % of fat locates in US. You know: you take world's fat in humans and 34 % of that is in US. It is 34 % from fat biomass.

loreen 08-10-2015 01:14 AM

http://easycaptures.com/fs/uploaded/922/9593622036.jpg

Oh, Leo :)

JFK 08-10-2015 01:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Relic (Post 20545460)

you could be right :2 cents:

EngineCash 08-10-2015 01:53 AM

Well, that a normal men's body and there is nothing special about it... If it was some guy who is not Leo, nobody would comment it, right...? :) :thumbsup

nico-t 08-10-2015 03:22 AM

this is such bullshit. Break it down by our primal urges and women get horny from an in shape body, just like men get horny from an in shape curvy body.

It's nature and no stupid celeb gossip trend will ever change that.

bronco67 08-10-2015 05:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by nico-t (Post 20546277)
this is such bullshit. Break it down by our primal urges and women get horny from an in shape body, just like men get horny from an in shape curvy body.

It's nature and no stupid celeb gossip trend will ever change that.

You're so right. It's biology and there's nothing anyone can do to control it.

Any chick who says she likes that sloppy body is pulling chick bullshit.

ClaireMonroe 08-10-2015 06:55 AM

He can do whatever he wants and he will still look either like a scrawny little kid or an overweight old guy. It doesn't matter.

These days we don't only have white guilt, we have people claiming ads are shaming others and body guilt, etc. It's getting stupid in America.

It's no longer the "be the best you can be country" it's the "settle for what you are" country. blech.

Best-In-BC 08-10-2015 07:57 AM

lol, sry, a girl will always pick a hard body man vs not, this stuff is funny, good thing I go to the gym as well as everything else I do.

EddyTheDog 08-10-2015 07:59 AM

I will be happy when the 'William Shatner Bod' is fashionable...

pornguy 08-10-2015 08:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by aka123 (Post 20544521)
"For example, North America has six per cent of the world population but 34 per cent of biomass due to obesity, while Asia has 61 per cent of the world population but just 13 per cent of biomass due to obesity."

""Our scenarios suggest that global trends of increasing body mass will have important resource implications and that unchecked, increasing BMI could have the same implications for world energy requirements as an extra 473 million people," the researchers wrote.

"Tackling population fatness may be critical to world food security and ecological sustainability," they added. "

Obesity an environmental problem: Study | Zee News



Yeah also keep in mnd that the vast majority of the people in Asia have a lot harder time putting as much food on the table and walk or Bicycle everywhere.

aka123 08-10-2015 08:10 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornguy (Post 20546430)
Yeah also keep in mnd that the vast majority of the people in Asia have a lot harder time putting as much food on the table and walk or Bicycle everywhere.

So? It doesn't change the situation.

seeandsee 08-10-2015 08:35 AM

maybe he is getting into some roll


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