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brassmonkey 08-13-2015 06:19 PM

Cops: Shoplifter Hid Steaks In Colostomy Bag
 
Cops: Shoplifter Hid Steaks In Colostomy Bag
the squealer ok?
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AUGUST 12--A South Carolina man arrested yesterday for shoplifting ribeye steaks from a Food Lion smuggled meat out of the store in his colostomy bag, according to a police interview with the suspect?s girlfriend.

Cops were called Tuesday afternoon to the Food Lion after employees reported that ?an older white male? stole $75 worth of ribeye steaks. The workers said that the man drove away from the Roebuck store in a green Nissan (the license plate for which they copied down).

Spartanburg County Sheriff?s Office deputies traced the car back to David Samuel Hoyt, 55, who they found at the residence of Angela Woody, who ?lives on Shaw Rd. down from the Church of God.?

During questioning, Hoyt (seen above) initially denied stealing the steaks, but later ?made a verbal confession? to the theft, saying that he put the meat in bags and walked out of Food Lion.

Woody, Hoyt?s 47-year-old girlfriend, offered a police lieutenant further details about her beau?s steak heist. ?Mrs. Woody confirmed that Mr. Hoyt had taken meat from Food Lion by putting it in his colostomy bag,? a deputy noted.

Thankfully, additional details about that means of conveyance were not memorialized by investigators.

Hoyt was arrested for shoplifting and booked into the county jail on the misdemeanor charge. He remains locked up on $2130 bond.

Cops: Shoplifter Hid Steaks In Colostomy Bag | The Smoking Gun

brassmonkey 08-13-2015 06:31 PM

if he said they tasted like shit....

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Originally Posted by brassmonkey (Post 20550292)
Cops: Shoplifter Hid Steaks In Colostomy Bag
the squealer ok?
http://thesmokinggun.com/sites/defau.../davidhoyt.jpg
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AUGUST 12--A South Carolina man arrested yesterday for shoplifting ribeye steaks from a Food Lion smuggled meat out of the store in his colostomy bag, according to a police interview with the suspect?s girlfriend.

Cops were called Tuesday afternoon to the Food Lion after employees reported that ?an older white male? stole $75 worth of ribeye steaks. The workers said that the man drove away from the Roebuck store in a green Nissan (the license plate for which they copied down).

Spartanburg County Sheriff?s Office deputies traced the car back to David Samuel Hoyt, 55, who they found at the residence of Angela Woody, who ?lives on Shaw Rd. down from the Church of God.?

During questioning, Hoyt (seen above) initially denied stealing the steaks, but later ?made a verbal confession? to the theft, saying that he put the meat in bags and walked out of Food Lion.

Woody, Hoyt?s 47-year-old girlfriend, offered a police lieutenant further details about her beau?s steak heist. ?Mrs. Woody confirmed that Mr. Hoyt had taken meat from Food Lion by putting it in his colostomy bag,? a deputy noted.

Thankfully, additional details about that means of conveyance were not memorialized by investigators.

Hoyt was arrested for shoplifting and booked into the county jail on the misdemeanor charge. He remains locked up on $2130 bond.

Cops: Shoplifter Hid Steaks In Colostomy Bag | The Smoking Gun


MassMarketing 08-13-2015 06:35 PM

what the hell

mineistaken 08-13-2015 06:35 PM

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/sites/d...ec19201419.jpg

Jesse Sharpton 08-13-2015 06:36 PM

http://i.imgur.com/XmYOMTB.jpg

mineistaken 08-13-2015 06:37 PM

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Originally Posted by MassMarketing (Post 20550313)
what the hell

Just bwas donkey specifically posting white man's crime. :thumbsup

You could bet your fortune this thread had not happened if the dude was African :1orglaugh

TheSquealer 08-13-2015 07:05 PM

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Originally Posted by brassmonkey (Post 20550292)
Cops: Shoplifter Hid Steaks In Colostomy Bag
the squealer ok?
http://thesmokinggun.com/sites/defau.../davidhoyt.jpg
hotlinked

I'm fine. You never answered the question...

1) how many people did you have to snitch on once you were arrested for a felony, to reduce your sentence?
2) for how long were you a police informant?
3) describe the ways you snitched on others in prison in exchange for privileges?

JFK 08-13-2015 07:09 PM

I guess the steaks were well marinated :helpme

mineistaken 08-13-2015 07:11 PM

By the way how do you strike a pose for a mug shot like that? :1orglaugh

j3rkules 08-16-2015 10:02 AM

Up close and personal with waay to many colostomy bags. How in the HELL did he fit a steak in there?

j3rkules 08-16-2015 10:03 AM

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Originally Posted by brassmonkey (Post 20550306)
if he said they tasted like shit....

The only way to get a shittier steak would be to go to Applebee's.

CurrentlySober 08-16-2015 10:33 AM

Mmmmmmm... Marinade....

cosis 08-16-2015 11:01 AM

Did the store get the steaks back? :1orglaugh


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