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SilentKnight 08-14-2015 04:37 PM

Daughter mugged by a coonadian
 
Got news this morning that my oldest daughter was mugged last night on a public bus while on her way home from work.

A black, skinny punk grabbed her new $900 smartphone out of her hands, bolted out the bus door and vanished.

Police are checking bus security footage - but said chances are slim they'll catch the asshole or retrieve the phone.

Way to perpetuate the stereotype - you low-life piece of maggot shit. :disgust

MetaMan 08-14-2015 04:46 PM

But but but black people are victims.

SilentKnight 08-14-2015 04:50 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 20551012)
But but but black people are victims.

He will be...if he and I ever meet.

geedub 08-14-2015 04:55 PM

Coonadian lol

L-Pink 08-14-2015 05:12 PM

Aspiring rapper, turning his life around, mommy loves him, about to propose to his baby mamma, cop will eventually shoot him while resisting arrest, family will sue, riots will start, black lives matter, and your daughter started it all by inconsiderately tempting him with a shiny object.

OneHungLo 08-14-2015 05:29 PM


RyuLion 08-14-2015 05:45 PM

Men who steal from women are cowards!

Sly 08-14-2015 05:45 PM

Are you sure this is legit?

I don't see it on Yahoo! News.

SilentKnight 08-14-2015 05:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 20551022)
Aspiring rapper, turning his life around, mommy loves him, about to propose to his baby mamma, cop will eventually shoot him while resisting arrest, family will sue, riots will start, black lives matter, and your daughter started it all by inconsiderately tempting him with a shiny object.

I got to the part where the cop will eventually shoot him.

That's where I smiled.

Not to deflect an ounce of blame from this asshole, but to be honest, it probably wasn't the smartest move on her part to have the phone out and be so engrossed with it that she wasn't aware of her surroundings - especially late at night. She said she didn't even get a good look at the guy other than he was a spade.

Adraco 08-14-2015 06:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RyuLion (Post 20551043)
Men who steal from women are cowards!

I have stolen/taken a few virginities, they didn't get it back...

Dvae 08-14-2015 06:37 PM

$900 smartphone - what, was it gold plated?

Sly 08-14-2015 06:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dvae (Post 20551070)
$900 smartphone - what, was it gold plated?

iPhone 6 128 GB is $850 USD. Canadian that's probably around $900.

SilentKnight 08-14-2015 06:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Dvae (Post 20551070)
$900 smartphone - what, was it gold plated?

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sly (Post 20551072)
iPhone 6 128 GB is $850 USD. Canadian that's probably around $900.

It was either an iPhone6 or SGS6 - not sure which she had. Both are in the same price range through Rogers.

PaperstreetWinston 08-14-2015 07:57 PM

hope he gets caught

crockett 08-14-2015 08:00 PM

$900 smart phone... She was asking for it. If it wasn't that skinny black guy it would be someone else...

SilentKnight 08-14-2015 08:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crockett (Post 20551106)
$900 smart phone... She was asking for it. If it wasn't that skinny black guy it would be someone else...

I said above - it probably wasn't the smartest thing to not be aware of her immediate surroundings - but she certainly wasn't "asking for it". To say that is to imply blame. The blame is totally on the cowardly scumbag who mugged her. She was on a public transit bus - typically regarded as a relatively safe environment with other passengers, security cameras, etc.

Law of probability - would probably narrow it down to another dindu nuffin.

As the cops I work with say - it's not racial profiling...it's called an educated guess.

WarChild 08-14-2015 08:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SilentKnight (Post 20551014)
He will be...if he and I ever meet.

Since you didn't get bitten by a radio active spider, what do you think you're going to do? Write a bylaw violation ticket? :1orglaugh

John_Galbani 08-14-2015 08:43 PM

Who is coonadian ?

blackmonsters 08-14-2015 08:48 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SilentKnight (Post 20551114)

As the cops I work with say - it's not racial profiling...it's called an educated guess.

An educated guess? Look at your educators :

https://goo.gl/TUwnHB

.

shake 08-14-2015 08:49 PM

Has she tried tracking the phone yet?

John_Galbani 08-14-2015 08:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blackmonsters (Post 20551122)
An educated guess? Look at your educators :

https://goo.gl/TUwnHB

.

Maybe because not many black teachers, small IQ and brain in black people and nobody like to have sex with it.

blackmonsters 08-14-2015 08:55 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by shake (Post 20551123)
Has she tried tracking the phone yet?


Wow that's so cool that you believe his story.

:1orglaugh

TheSquealer 08-14-2015 08:58 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by blackmonsters (Post 20551122)
An educated guess? Look at your educators :

https://goo.gl/TUwnHB

.

Forgetting that SilentKnight is Canadian, not American, lets compare apples to apples... look at the rapists.

https://www.fbi.gov/about-us/cjis/uc...decoverviewpdf

1/3 of all forcible rape is committed by a race representing approximately only 12.8% of the population vs roughly the same number of forcible rapes by a race representing almost 80% of the population.

Guess who?

Quick math question... how many more times is a black male likely to commit an act of forcible rape than a white male?

And i agree with you... the numbers ARE shameful. :(

Spunky 08-14-2015 09:37 PM

I hope the hooligan gets caught but our justice system will let him off with a small fine.the punks know how the system works.good thing it was just a grab and dash and not something else.
There isn't any deterrent for these punks in Canada.

SilentKnight 08-14-2015 10:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WarChild (Post 20551117)
Since you didn't get bitten by a radio active spider, what do you think you're going to do? Write a bylaw violation ticket? :1orglaugh

One thing I'm not going to do is self-incriminate myself prior on an online forum.

SilentKnight 08-14-2015 10:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by shake (Post 20551123)
Has she tried tracking the phone yet?

She contacted her carrier company and the SIMM card was deactivated. But she didn't have a tracking app installed on the phone yet.

EliteWebmaster 08-15-2015 12:42 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crockett (Post 20551106)
$900 smart phone... She was asking for it. If it wasn't that skinny black guy it would be someone else...

Then I better not get caught wearing my Versace's anywhere near one of these fine upstanding black men then. These retail for $1750. Eat your heart out Jordan.

http://i.ebayimg.com/00/s/NjAwWDQ1MA...VVL78/$_27.JPG

Seriously if a punk tried to get these off my feet, he better be packing something bigger than me because the only way he is touching these is with his teeth when I'm kicking it in. :1orglaugh

NatalieK 08-15-2015 02:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SilentKnight (Post 20551114)
I said above - it probably wasn't the smartest thing to not be aware of her immediate surroundings -

Oh come on! This is the problem these days & why I love where I live, leaving my door unlocked & open most of the time!

Why should your daughter not have a classy phone & use it without worrying about some fucking nasty crook!

My next door neighbors son was attacked with a couple a week ago. All 3 in the car, 3 guys stop & raid the car with metal bars, all for phones & the hand bag in London, like WTF! My neighbors son actually got smashed over the head by the bar, causing seizures that night! He is ok now thank god.

Hope your daughter is ok, and best wishes she doesn't worry about going out or using her phones & having nice things from here, sometimes its the after effects that can last. Good luck :thumbsup

aka123 08-15-2015 03:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by RyuLion (Post 20551043)
Men who steal from women are cowards!

I think the purpose of stealing is to steal, not some heroic act in the first place.

nico-t 08-15-2015 03:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 20551022)
by inconsiderately tempting him with a shiny object.

:1orglaugh

nico-t 08-15-2015 03:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EliteWebmaster (Post 20551179)
Then I better not get caught wearing my Versace's anywhere near one of these fine upstanding black men then. These retail for $1750. Eat your heart out Jordan.

http://i.ebayimg.com/00/s/NjAwWDQ1MA...VVL78/$_27.JPG

Seriously if a punk tried to get these off my feet, he better be packing something bigger than me because the only way he is touching these is with his teeth when I'm kicking it in. :1orglaugh

my god, so you paid $1750 to look like an idiot :Oh crap

MetaMan 08-15-2015 04:02 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EliteWebmaster (Post 20551179)
Then I better not get caught wearing my Versace's anywhere near one of these fine upstanding black men then. These retail for $1750. Eat your heart out Jordan.

http://i.ebayimg.com/00/s/NjAwWDQ1MA...VVL78/$_27.JPG

Seriously if a punk tried to get these off my feet, he better be packing something bigger than me because the only way he is touching these is with his teeth when I'm kicking it in. :1orglaugh

Those shoes are ugly as fuck. They are for fat lebanese guys with no style. No one is going to rob you for those trust me.

arock10 08-15-2015 05:11 AM

Is a grabbing a cellphone and running really considered a mugging? Or maybe it's considered a Canadian mugging?

SilentKnight 08-15-2015 05:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by arock10 (Post 20551292)
Is a grabbing a cellphone and running really considered a mugging? Or maybe it's considered a Canadian mugging?

It's the term she used when describing it.

I didn't reference, crosscheck or consult an oracle for concise definitions.

arock10 08-15-2015 05:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SilentKnight (Post 20551296)
It's the term she used when describing it.

I didn't reference, crosscheck or consult an oracle for concise definitions.

Gotcha, mugging usually has violence or intimidation

nico-t 08-15-2015 06:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 20551248)
Those shoes are ugly as fuck. They are for fat lebanese guys with no style. No one is going to rob you for those trust me.

They look like extremely tacky women shoes, tasteless to the max.

MrBottomTooth 08-15-2015 06:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WarChild (Post 20551117)
Since you didn't get bitten by a radio active spider, what do you think you're going to do? Write a bylaw violation ticket? :1orglaugh

Is it so hard to believe someone might take the law into their own hands and possibly get violent with someone? It happens every day in every part of the world. Even Canada.

mineistaken 08-15-2015 06:48 AM

You are full of shit! He din do nuffin!

mineistaken 08-15-2015 06:50 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by John_Galbani (Post 20551120)
Who is coonadian ?

Racoon immigrated to Canada?

SilentKnight 08-15-2015 06:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by John_Galbani (Post 20551120)
Who is coonadian ?

Spade from Canada.

slapass 08-15-2015 07:07 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SilentKnight (Post 20551051)
I got to the part where the cop will eventually shoot him.

That's where I smiled.

Not to deflect an ounce of blame from this asshole, but to be honest, it probably wasn't the smartest move on her part to have the phone out and be so engrossed with it that she wasn't aware of her surroundings - especially late at night. She said she didn't even get a good look at the guy other than he was a spade.

This is the craziest shit ever. So it is her fault he stole her phone? Partly her fault? :disgust

Edit: I missed that you were the OP. You are doing that dad thing. "If my kid didn't do dumb stuff, I wouldn't have to worry." I gotcha on that. Still not her fault.

WarChild 08-15-2015 07:45 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MrBottomTooth (Post 20551331)
Is it so hard to believe someone might take the law into their own hands and possibly get violent with someone? It happens every day in every part of the world. Even Canada.

Sure it does. Except not by bylaw officers who are by definition bitches.

SilentKnight 08-15-2015 07:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WarChild (Post 20551378)
Sure it does. Except not by bylaw officers who are by definition bitches.

Lowbrows with your juvenilistic mentality are my favorite customers - they make me smile every day.

Stay the course. :thumbsup

Relic 08-15-2015 07:59 AM

They have mistaken our kindness for weakness.

aka123 08-15-2015 08:09 AM

...........

WarChild 08-15-2015 08:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SilentKnight (Post 20551390)
Lowbrows with your juvenilistic mentality are my favorite customers - they make me smile every day.

Stay the course. :thumbsup

You'll have to forgive me because I don't actually need a part time job to help out with the bills so I'm a little bit lost on working man's slang. Is Longbrow a city employee word or just something used in general by low paid unskilled employees?

SilentKnight 08-15-2015 08:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WarChild (Post 20551418)
You'll have to forgive me because on welfare I don't actually need a part time job to help out with the bills so I'm a little bit lost on working man's slang. Is Longbrow a city employee word or just something used in general by low paid unskilled employees?

Fixed.

Again, thanks for continuing to demonstrate my point above.

Oh, btw - forgot to thank you for the thread bumps. Keep up the great work. :thumbsup

Stay the course :thumbsup

WarChild 08-15-2015 08:24 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SilentKnight (Post 20551422)
Fixed.

Again, thanks for continuing to demonstrate my point above.

Oh, btw - forgot to thank you for the thread bumps. Keep up the great work. :thumbsup

Stay the course :thumbsup

So in a thread where you have cleverly worked the word "coon" in to the title and then peppered other racist tidbits amongst your replies, you want to suggest you're more intellectual than I am? :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

There's a reason you're a city employee. You might want to take some time to think about that.

SilentKnight 08-15-2015 08:38 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by WarChild (Post 20551424)
So in a thread where you have cleverly worked the word "coon" in to the title and then peppered other racist tidbits amongst your replies, you want to suggest you're more intellectual than I am? :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

There's a reason you're a city employee. You might want to take some time to think about that.

You continue demonstrating your vastly superior "intellectualism" with each reply.

Something you might want to take a moment and consider.

Stay the course. You're doing great lowbrow boy.

WarChild 08-15-2015 08:46 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SilentKnight (Post 20551431)
You continue demonstrating your vastly superior "intellectualism" with each reply.

Something you might want to take a moment and consider.

Stay the course. You're doing great lowbrow boy.


Scolded by a bylaw officer. I sure have been schooled. :1orglaugh

Thanks for making my day, Skippy.


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