Worst Film Ever?..
 

I just watched Human Centipede 3 - I'm not sure what to think - My head is still WTF?!!..

1 was OK - 2 was good, it really was a freaky film - 3 I'm not sure, I think Tom Six did a spoof of 1 and 2?..

Or was it serious?....

I will have worked it out by the morning - If I can sleep after that castration scene:helpme:Oh crap...

This movie is utter *beep* It is difficult to put words on how extremely bad it was. I enjoyed the first one for the plot, I enjoyed the second one for the gore, but the third installment... HOLY CRAP this is in the top 3 worst movies I've ever seen. I love crappy horror/gore films but this one is just bad in all areas. Not much gore, incredibly obnoxious Dieter Laser (the German guy) and the plot is so incredibly, incredibly, incredibly bad.

i havent seen any of the 3 :2 cents::2 cents:

what he said

I'm wondering if just decided to make a bad spoof before someone else did - I laughed more than I cringed - Dieter Laser was great in parts as well - So camp - And you were not meant to like him...

American Beach House (2015) - IMDb can it beat this?

Bullshit!

Leonard Part 6 is the worst movie ever made.
You will castrate yourself after watching it.
Too bad Cosby didn't back when it was made.

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I actually enjoyed it. The German was so annoying but that was part of the charm. Also first time I seen anyone cut a hole in someone to make a new hole to fuck.

Worst ever would be something I had a hard time finishing. Check out Birdemic 2. Absolutely painful to watch.

True - It was the first time I have seen someone fucked (raped) in the kidneys...

I have to admit I 'liked' both the leads - The Tom Six cameo was the worst.....

I'd rather watch some japanese porn ...

I thought the first one was Japanese porn...

Just saw the trailer, It doesn't look like a horror movie is looks a discussing toilet movie..:2 cents:

I made two attempts to watch Cloud Atlas - failed both times.

Have to rank it in my worst list.

The same here - I knew it must all come together in the end, however I just stopped caring far too early...

Yup that was a stinker. Only reason I kept watching til the end was in hopes of seeing more nude scenes with the Asian ladies.

hadnt seen either of the three

Any recent Steven Seagal movies

Liked Human Centipede 1, *Loved* Human Centipede 2. Didn't see 3 yet.

Worst movie? "Disaster Movie" is total shit.

According to IMDB, Jurassic Shark is the worst movie ever made.



And judging by the trailer, I think IMDB's right.

Worst movie ever? Independance Day

Seriously? That's an awesome movie. It's a staple of Fourth of July programming on most TV networks :winkwink:

Worst movie. Fast and Furious 7. Biggest POS movie of all time hands down, it even beats Dead or Alive movie :1orglaugh

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this one is the next level of shit

Actually I kind of liked this movie. It's terrible for sure, but its fun and doesn't take itself seriously. The fighting is pretty good, the babes are hot (I love Jaime Pressly), and some of the photography is surprisingly good (The slow-mo fight in the rain for example is a cool stand-out).

no one mentioned Sharknado yet?

besides that - any Uwe Boll movie - almost all his movies are in the bottom 250 of IMDB

I watched "Human Centipede 1" and this is a normal movie, not excellent and not so bad. At least the idea of the movie is quite new. I think the worst film I've ever seen it's "Poltergeist" (2015) ... omg...this is a bull shit! The best moment in this movie it's an actor Sam Rockwell who I saw in the movie "The Green Mile"...All other is really bull shit...

most movies these days are terrible. i used to look forward to a good comedy movie now they are all those 'so stupid/awkward its supposed to be funny' movies and they are just dumb and not funny at all.

Seriously. bad acting, massive plot holes, an incredibly bad script and worst of all, its highly offensive to anyone not american - watch it again and see what i mean.

and the director is a german...

I went to it in the theater. Was very tempted to leave 20 minutes in but stuck around thinking "there has to be some point of redemption in this movie."

Nope. No redemption.

Wasted two hours.

For a big budget blunder, I don't think ANYTHING can beat this turd!http://i15.photobucket.com/albums/a3...ps8ofogp7i.jpg

My vote goes for Howard the Duck

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This looks EXTREMLY bad how could you survive it? :1orglaugh

From the trailer it looks like it focuses on Rim Jobs?

the fact you would actually watch any of these movies expecting anything other than horrible says more about taste than anything. seriously, when was the last time there was a good horror movie? saw 1? even that was kind of lame.

There's lots of crap out there but fortunately there's exceptions... Interstellar was great... and I just saw Predestination (2014) a couple of weeks ago and loved it.


This is different. Movies like Sharknado fall into the "So bad they're good" category. They don't take themselves seriously, and despite the actors playing it straight, they movie is made for laughs.

Yup. The man shouldn't be let near a camera ever again.


Titanic is a great movie. Sure it has its problems but it's one of the first movies of its kind to feature so much CG, motion capture, CG water, etc. The love story is cheesey of course but that's ok. The action, suspense, music, acting etc was all excellent. I think people dislike Titanic now because everyone has seen, and we're all sick and tired of Celin Dion's "Heart will go on" song.

Another not so good movie is Recon 2022: The Mezzo Incident.



and I'm not just saying that because one of our chat models was cast in it. :) It could have had potential but its just boring. I don't know how movies are made really if they could only spend more money on writing and hired better actors, you could forgive the crappy effects.

This could have been a funny parody film or the title for a BBW porn film but sadly it was neither, it was just very very bad...

I really enjoyed THC 1 and especially 2. However, I watched 3 the other weekend and was horribly disappointed and bored.

I actually wondered if Tom Six had purposefully made it badly so that even fans of the series would hate it. If I had been in a movie theatre, I would have walked out [and I've only done that on one movie, Catfish]

That said, it was an interesting performance by D. Laser, although when i think about it, he's really just drawing out and screaming every line. Had his inflection stuck in my head for a day or two...

Andy Warhol's "Frankenstein" set precedent with "spleen fucking" scene.

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