Wtf was I thinking? Design failure...
 

I was clicking through some harddisks and stumbled upon some old designs...
Here the first header of StrugglingBabes.com:

https://41.media.tumblr.com/80285ec8...zrko1_1280.jpg

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:helpme:error

A mole with a fucking-machine and a dildo on wheels... :1orglaugh

I still can see the humor of it but of course i never should have used it... although it was only up a few weeks....

Care to share you design-failures for a good laugh? or a tear?:upsidedow

That's funny but reminds me of Cadbury Dairy Milk chocolate for some reason.

I had a look at your current site and I agree... hysterical! :1orglaugh

My current site/design has a <10% bounce-rate... show me yours... amateur...

I was thinking Lucky Charms, LOL.

I was actually "inspired" after seeing a 2009 Mysteryland-poster (big outdoor dance-event in Holland)

https://40.media.tumblr.com/b23ec61b...zrko1_1280.jpg

Well, it all makes sense when you're stoned. LOL

But seriously this isn't bad at all! You could still use it for a Blog header or for some fun promotions like galleries. But the most important question is: did it improve or reduce sales? :)

(My first 'designs' are buried away somewhere, never to be seen. This would include my original oniine persona: a giant green talking penis! Haha!)

:1orglaugh did you really just brag about bounce rate?

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh You forgot to put in a Unicorn.

The only one who should ever brag about bounce rate is a stripper.

Bada-BING!

:D

http://www.pornnerdnetwork.com/gfy/Strugglebabes.jpg

http://www.pornnerdnetwork.com/gfy/Strugglebabes1.jpg

There, fixed it for ya. :pimp

Did the Teletubbies threaten to sue?

LOL - That's the first thing I thought of as well...

I'm digging the design,nice work

I constantly have WTF moments when I look through my old PSDs :)
Yours is something special though :D

:thumbsup

Good times I believe??

haha, old school design :)

missing cats too

According to alexa and similarweb, your bounce rate is around 50%....

Are you really checking Alexa for bouncerates? :Oh crap

I think analytics is more accurate...

https://36.media.tumblr.com/8290a288...zrko1_1280.jpg

Now that's cute LOL :1orglaugh

I didn't brag about anything... you said my current design is hilarious... i just proved you it's not...

an old header to one of my sites

http://adult-excitement.co.uk/resour...reetourtop.jpg

Notice the lack of splitting into smaller images to give faster down loading :thumbsup

Bounce rate doesn't mean your site isn't laughable.

I could rank for long tail keywords "midget granny blonde black bitch porn" and have 2 visitors to my website, deliver what they searched for and most likely have a 0% bounce rate.

it proves NOTHING.

First thought - Teletubbies :)

Edit: I see that I was not the first one :)

Bounce! :thumbsup

You coudn't do anything...

Why don't you just admit i stepped on your penis and shitted on your forehead in the other thread and now your narcisistic personality want to say pointless shit about things you don't care about and not have knowledge to say something meaningful about.

Yes it does....

:2 cents::2 cents: see... you said it yourself...

:1orglaugh:thumbsup

Bounce!

PhthisisTubbies:

You make designs for web addresses??? I got 2 Domains Which i will be changing alot here when i find a good non porn affilliate unless ad sence lets me back in.. I was adding and changing titles on all my youtube songs and i saw a few comercials and i send a appeal to get reinstated earlier so who knows.. I got in trouble from the ptc programs dident know it was that serious..

Anyways if ya have time could ya make a simple design for these domains.. If y have a easy program to make a good unique web addres design to fit at my 2 domains im gonna be working on with my music aim me at TacTownHomie ..

RibbetHog.com
EnterSolomon.com

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Is your brain that small you don't get it? I care about SALES, EPC 100000000000x more than bounce rate.

Use your head, bounce rate DOES NOT prove your website design does not suck.

The analogy was you could have 2 visitors. It doesn't mean shit.

How were you planning to get sales with a 100% bounce-rate then?

When i started i had a 50% bounce-rate. With every design-change i litterally instantly improved my bounce-rate... so... there's a direct relation between design and bounce-rate.

The more people that click away from the site first page the less sales i make... very obviously... It's not about if you like the site-design, or if i like the site-design... it's about what i see in my statistics... And yes... i'm allready planning a new design... because i think 10% is getting a little bit high allready...