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sarettah 08-30-2015 03:16 PM

Chris Christie wants to put barcodes on all immigrants
 
HELP

:Oh crap

j3rkules 08-30-2015 03:26 PM

I know we could tatoo bar codes on the immigrant's forearms. Wait a minute that was done in the past wasn't it. Never mind.

MaDalton 08-30-2015 03:44 PM

just waiting for the suggestion to put all mexicans into camps with a sign at the front gate saying "Work sets you free"

Barry-xlovecam 08-30-2015 03:46 PM

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... :upsidedow

SBJ 08-30-2015 03:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Barry-xlovecam (Post 20565445)
Your immigrant has been shipped [Immigrant tracking]↩Click here for details

... :upsidedow

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

dyna mo 08-30-2015 04:06 PM

Great, now the gfy libtards will take you literally.

$5 submissions 08-30-2015 04:28 PM

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AdultKing 08-30-2015 04:31 PM

I think barcodes are a bit extreme, but a QR code on the forearm might work :upsidedow

bronco67 08-30-2015 05:03 PM

It's so funny watching these candidates fumbling over themselves to stay relevant and trying to out-Trump Trump, especially concerning a NON PROBLEM. Net immigration has been zero for years now.

It's like my FOX NEWs brainwashed father in law tonight at a cook out yelling about how Obama created ISIS and its the biggest problem facing the US---- and I shut him down by informing him that more Americans had been killed in car accidents in our state today than ISIS has killed in the entire US all year -- or ever.

Republicans are all about making non-issues into giant issues. Same shit with abortion.

They're all infighting over shit normal, sane people don't worry about.

L-Pink 08-30-2015 05:06 PM

Be a great idea. Follow your gardeners progress just like a Dominos Pizza order.

Rochard 08-30-2015 05:46 PM

Seems Chris Christie doesn't understand the difference between an immigrant (Legal or otherwise) and a package. Mostly the part about packages do not have legs.

Chris Christie disappoints me. I thought he had hope and showed promise. First there was the bridge thing, then he made it clear he doesn't support the people in his state and was much more interested in making news in Iowa.

This is one thing that disappoints me about politicians. When someone is governor, senator, congressman, or hold any public office, they should not be allowed to run for another office. Christie's job is governor of NJ, but he's been spending a lot of time out of the state prepping for a presidential race. That's bullshit. Obama did it too. Active employees of government offices who have jobs should not be spending their time campaigning. They need to be doing their job.


Quote:

Originally Posted by bronco67 (Post 20565476)
It's so funny watching these candidates fumbling over themselves to stay relevant and trying to out-Trump Trump, especially concerning a NON PROBLEM. Net immigration has been zero for years now.

That's exactly what it is - they all need to get their name out there.

I always just assumed Jeb would be the front runner for the GOP. I haven't heard a peep out of him.

2MuchMark 08-30-2015 06:47 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bronco67 (Post 20565476)
It's so funny watching these candidates fumbling over themselves to stay relevant and trying to out-Trump Trump, especially concerning a NON PROBLEM. Net immigration has been zero for years now.

It's like my FOX NEWs brainwashed father in law tonight at a cook out yelling about how Obama created ISIS and its the biggest problem facing the US---- and I shut him down by informing him that more Americans had been killed in car accidents in our state today than ISIS has killed in the entire US all year -- or ever.

Republicans are all about making non-issues into giant issues. Same shit with abortion.

They're all infighting over shit normal, sane people don't worry about.

:thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup

JuicyBunny 08-30-2015 08:25 PM

Bush is floundering, sinking, making up more numbers than a dyslexic bookie :1orglaugh

Jeb Bush jabs Donald Trump on immigration - CNNPolitics.com

The problem is not who is coming in at what rate - the problem is the breeding habits of Mexicans.

PornSEO 08-30-2015 08:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sarettah (Post 20565423)
HELP

:Oh crap

Seriously? :winkwink:
I always believed in the conspiracy theory that the Government wants to plant a RFID chip in every citizen.

SBJ 08-30-2015 08:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PornSEO (Post 20565613)
Seriously? :winkwink:
I always believed in the conspiracy theory that the Government wants to plant a RFID chip in every citizen.

I hated it when people would post that on FB.. It got to the point I just deleted them from my FB friends. I don't have time to read that stupid shit.. Maybe the gov would love to do it but they know it will never happen so they will never try.

2MuchMark 08-30-2015 08:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PornSEO (Post 20565613)
Seriously? :winkwink:
I always believed in the conspiracy theory that the Government wants to plant a RFID chip in every citizen.

You mean you don't have yours yet?

crockett 08-30-2015 09:17 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by sarettah (Post 20565423)
HELP

:Oh crap

The best part about this, is given the current crazy which is the GOP and Republican presidential candidates, this could be entinerly true.. :error:1orglaugh:error

crockett 08-30-2015 09:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by JuicyBunny (Post 20565609)
Bush is floundering, sinking, making up more numbers than a dyslexic bookie :1orglaugh

Jeb Bush jabs Donald Trump on immigration - CNNPolitics.com

The problem is not who is coming in at what rate - the problem is the breeding habits of Mexicans.

Mexicans? What about LEGAL.. Puerto Ricans.. Have you ever been anywhere there wasn't a Puerto Rican... They breed faster than rabbits..

dyna mo 08-31-2015 08:13 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crockett (Post 20565650)
Mexicans? What about LEGAL.. Puerto Ricans.. Have you ever been anywhere there wasn't a Puerto Rican... They breed faster than rabbits..

how very liberal of you.

Google Expert 08-31-2015 08:23 AM

offer them free showers too

beerptrol 08-31-2015 09:08 AM

Dude has seen so many barcoded food items pass his fat mouth, that he thinks it can fix anything

Sly 08-31-2015 09:17 AM

Barcodes aren't needed.

Everyone has cell phones.

crockett 08-31-2015 09:25 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 20566058)
how very liberal of you.

I've never claimed to be a "liberal". I'm a person who makes up his own mind.. Sometimes I might side with liberal view points and sometimes with consertive and sometimes I side with neither. The reason you think I'm only a liberal, is because I'm very open about calling out the crazy and ridiculousness of the Republican Party.. If the majority of Democrats were as crazy as current Republicans, then I'd call them out as well.. However they aren't..

So go on and try harder with your gotchas, not like I haven't explained this to you before..

dyna mo 08-31-2015 09:27 AM

feel free to link just one post of your's that sides with a conservative.

OldJeff 08-31-2015 09:57 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crockett (Post 20566177)
I've never claimed to be a "liberal". I'm a person who makes up his own mind.. Sometimes I might side with liberal view points and sometimes with consertive and sometimes I side with neither. The reason you think I'm only a liberal, is because I'm very open about calling out the crazy and ridiculousness of the Republican Party.. If the majority of Democrats were as crazy as current Republicans, then I'd call them out as well.. However they aren't..

So go on and try harder with your gotchas, not like I haven't explained this to you before..

The only competition you have for top Liberal of GFY is **********

Sunny Day 08-31-2015 11:06 AM

Barcodes
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by MaDalton (Post 20565443)
just waiting for the suggestion to put all mexicans into camps with a sign at the front gate saying "Work sets you free"

"Work sets you free" and in this nice camp we will give you a barcode.

Sarettash, I see you you replied to this comment. You remember the mall near you?
My step-father would see old Jewish women in Summer clothes with their tat numbers on their forearms from Dachau.
They didn't believe when he asked them and said said he was there. He replied "Patton's 3rd Army."
Not a dry eye left the mall.

crockett 08-31-2015 11:11 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 20566180)
feel free to link just one post of your's that sides with a conservative.

I've many time posted in support to owning guns.. That's a easy one...

dyna mo 08-31-2015 11:12 AM

that's not a link. it should be easy, as you claim it is. and most all dems are not in favor of banning gun ownership.

aka123 08-31-2015 11:16 AM

That is so crazy, even Wehateporn knows that chips are much better option. With embedded birth and mind control of course.

crockett 08-31-2015 11:27 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OldJeff (Post 20566204)
The only competition you have for top Liberal of GFY is **********

Translation: the guy who calls crazy republicans crazy.. Equals liberal..


This shows how simple the mindset is of the average right winger.. Ie if you don't drink far right koolaide, then you liberal...


I'll say what I've always said.. I support the right to own guns, I'm for "fiscal" responsibility, I think that the very wealthy have stacked the system in their favor to the point it's destroying the middle class.

Destroying the middle class is not very fiscally responsible. See this is the problem with you knuckle dragging consertives.. You guys look at taxes as the only issue. I look at the well being of the country as being fiscally responsible.. Keeping the masses healthy with free or affordable healthcare is fiscally responble because if not they become debt burdened or dependent on the state..

We can not continue to be a competitive country if kids can't afford to go to college or are strapped with 100k debt in college loans while other countries give their kids free educations. These kids strapped with 100k debt right out of school to maybe get a 30k/year job, do not go out and buy new cars or houses. This is very bad for the economy.

People who are debt ridden from medical bills are the leading cause of bankruptcy in this country. This costs us more than if we had free healthcare.. Not to mention its fucking cheaper to keep people healthy with preemptive treatment than to treat them once they are sick.. Once again this is being fiscally responsible..

Giving the extremely wealthy ridiculous amount of tax breaks while putting most of the tax burden on the middle class is NOT fiscally responable..

The Republican Party is NOT fisically responble..

Bryan G 08-31-2015 11:39 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 20565478)
Be a great idea. Follow your gardeners progress just like a Dominos Pizza order.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

dyna mo 08-31-2015 11:46 AM

what's that about fiscal responsibility?

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OldJeff 08-31-2015 12:26 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crockett (Post 20566280)
Translation: the guy who calls crazy republicans crazy.. Equals liberal..


This shows how simple the mindset is of the average right winger.. Ie if you don't drink far right koolaide, then you liberal...


I'll say what I've always said.. I support the right to own guns, I'm for "fiscal" responsibility, I think that the very wealthy have stacked the system in their favor to the point it's destroying the middle class.

Destroying the middle class is not very fiscally responsible. See this is the problem with you knuckle dragging consertives.. You guys look at taxes as the only issue. I look at the well being of the country as being fiscally responsible.. Keeping the masses healthy with free or affordable healthcare is fiscally responble because if not they become debt burdened or dependent on the state..

We can not continue to be a competitive country if kids can't afford to go to college or are strapped with 100k debt in college loans while other countries give their kids free educations. These kids strapped with 100k debt right out of school to maybe get a 30k/year job, do not go out and buy new cars or houses. This is very bad for the economy.

People who are debt ridden from medical bills are the leading cause of bankruptcy in this country. This costs us more than if we had free healthcare.. Not to mention its fucking cheaper to keep people healthy with preemptive treatment than to treat them once they are sick.. Once again this is being fiscally responsible..

Giving the extremely wealthy ridiculous amount of tax breaks while putting most of the tax burden on the middle class is NOT fiscally responable..

The Republican Party is NOT fisically responble..

You think I am a right winger? way OFF on that, I am as Libertarian as they come, I support the entire constitution (not just the parts the asshats on the left and the right tell me are good)

"Knuckle Dragging Conservative" This sums up the typical "Open Minded Liberal"

I agree that kids should be able to afford college, and I agree that healthcare should be affordable, but we did not get that, what we got was a new cleverly disguised tax scheme.

Nether Demicans, not Republicrates are fiscally responsible, they simply, spend, print, tax, spend, and so on.

As someone above asked, show one non liberal position you have posted support of

Dead 08-31-2015 01:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sly (Post 20566158)
Barcodes aren't needed.

Everyone has cell phones.

I was thinking the same thing, short of burners, we are all tracked.

MiamiBoyz 08-31-2015 02:52 PM

Someone should put a barcode on that fat fucks cock if they could print one out that small.

What a walking bag of pig shit and a poor example of a human being YET a perfect example of a politician!

1215 08-31-2015 03:10 PM

I don't think the Amazon drones can carry 1 driver and 15 hidden in the engine.

1215 08-31-2015 03:11 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MiamiBoyz (Post 20566452)
Someone should put a barcode on that fat fucks cock if they could print one out that small.

What a walking bag of pig shit and a poor example of a human being YET a perfect example of a politician!

haha maybe someone will 3d print a tiny printer that prints unthinkably small cocks.

here's your ant dick, but we can't fit the barcode on it.

fuck chris christie.

crockett 08-31-2015 03:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OldJeff (Post 20566324)
You think I am a right winger? way OFF on that, I am as Libertarian as they come, I support the entire constitution (not just the parts the asshats on the left and the right tell me are good)

"Knuckle Dragging Conservative" This sums up the typical "Open Minded Liberal"

I agree that kids should be able to afford college, and I agree that healthcare should be affordable, but we did not get that, what we got was a new cleverly disguised tax scheme.

Nether Demicans, not Republicrates are fiscally responsible, they simply, spend, print, tax, spend, and so on.

As someone above asked, show one non liberal position you have posted support of

Great another Embarrassed Republican who calls himself Libertarian.. ironically libertarians vote pretty much the exact same as republicans.. They are one in the same except in title..

As for your need of proof of non liberal thinking.. Well I said I support gun ownership, but I guess that's too liberal for you..

So why don't you prove you aren't a crazy Republican but rather a libertarian..

dyna mo 08-31-2015 03:38 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crockett (Post 20566500)
ironically libertarians vote pretty much the exact same as republicans.

libertarians vote libertarian.

crockett 08-31-2015 03:59 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 20566516)
libertarians vote libertarian.

No they don't.. In Congress they are on the republican ticket and cast their votes right in line with every other republican.. The only rare times they might vote differently is when there is enough republicans to pass a bill with out their vote, so they can then grandstand on their "principles".

Libertarian is not middle of the road, it's not it's own party, it's just a splinter group of Republicans the same as the Tea Party is.. They might try to claim they are separate but they take the same money, they vote the same way..

dyna mo 08-31-2015 04:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crockett (Post 20566544)
No they don't.. In Congress they are on the republican ticket and cast their votes right in line with every other republican.. The only rare times they might vote differently is when there is enough republicans to pass a bill with out their vote, so they can then grandstand on their "principles".

Libertarian is not middle of the road, it's not it's own party, it's just a splinter group of Republicans the same as the Tea Party is.. They might try to claim they are separate but they take the same money, they vote the same way..

according to research, libertarians vote libertarian, if there is no libertarian, they split amongst dems and repubs.

Where does the Libertarian vote go?

Examining the Libertarian Vote in Depth | Cato Institute

if you have research to the contrary, i'd read it. i'm also still up for seeing that one post of yours siding with a conservative view. and not banning guns isn't conservative, very very few dems advocate banning guns.

crockett 08-31-2015 04:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 20566548)
according to research, libertarians vote libertarian, if there is no libertarian, they split amongst dems and repubs.

Where does the Libertarian vote go?

Examining the Libertarian Vote in Depth | Cato Institute

if you have research to the contrary, i'd read it. i'm also still up for seeing that one post of yours siding with a conservative view. and not banning guns isn't conservative, very very few dems advocate banning guns.

You didn't say Democat views you said liberal.. Liberals are against guns.. Don't try to change the goal post because you don't like the response.. I've also stated that I'm very much against anchor babies.. Again a view at odds with liberal thinking and democratic polices.. I've also stated I'm all for welfare reform to weed out hibitual offenders and lifers.. I think welfare should exist, but it should have a time limit for able body people which are capable of working..

I could go on and on.. Like I believe black people often cause their own problems because of their aditudes of entitlement. Yet I don't think all black people are this way, but it is certainly a crutch which many use as an excuse to do nothing with their lives.. This in its self has become and continues to be a generational issues with black people.. Is that very liberal?

Yet all this is too liberal I guess, because I speak the truth about the crazy which has become the Republican Party and the right wing..

L-Pink 08-31-2015 04:21 PM

Candidates are now saying anything to get attention.

crockett 08-31-2015 04:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 20566554)
Candidates are now saying anything to get attention.

This is the problem, because no one will report anything that is said which might be "normal". So these guys are all racing to be the most extreme..

MiamiBoyz 08-31-2015 04:31 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 1215 (Post 20566475)
haha maybe someone will 3d print a tiny printer that prints unthinkably small cocks.

here's your ant dick, but we can't fit the barcode on it.

fuck chris christie.

:thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup

dyna mo 08-31-2015 04:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crockett (Post 20566551)
You didn't say Democat views you said liberal.. Liberals are against guns.. Don't try to change the goal post because you don't like the response.. I've also stated that I'm very much against anchor babies.. Again a view at odds with liberal thinking and democratic polices.. I've also stated I'm all for welfare reform to weed out hibitual offenders and lifers.. I think welfare should exist, but it should have a time limit for able body people which are capable of working..

I could go on and on.. Like I believe black people often cause their own problems because of their aditudes of entitlement. Yet I don't think all black people are this way, but it is certainly a crutch which many use as an excuse to do nothing with their lives.. This in its self has become and continues to be a generational issues with black people.. Is that very liberal?

Yet all this is too liberal I guess, because I speak the truth about the crazy which has become the Republican Party and the right wing..

no, read it again, i stated libertarians voted libertarian. and asked for a link of you siding with a conservative viewpoint.

crockett 08-31-2015 04:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 20566564)
no, read it again, i stated libertarians voted libertarian. and asked for a link of you siding with a conservative viewpoint.

I'm talking about libertairns elected to office.. They almost always run on the Republican tickets and are elected to office as Republicans.

sandman! 08-31-2015 04:44 PM

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

dyna mo 08-31-2015 04:49 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crockett (Post 20566574)
I'm talking about libertairns elected to office.. They almost always run on the Republican tickets and are elected to office as Republicans.

you were referring to the other gfy poster being libertarian.

Quote:

Originally Posted by crockett (Post 20566500)
Great another Embarrassed Republican who calls himself Libertarian.. ironically libertarians vote pretty much the exact same as republicans.. They are one in the same except in title..

As for your need of proof of non liberal thinking.. Well I said I support gun ownership, but I guess that's too liberal for you..

So why don't you prove you aren't a crazy Republican but rather a libertarian..

i;m also not finding anything on Libertarians switching political affiliation to the repub party to get elected, ~18% of congress is Libertarian.

patadeperro 08-31-2015 04:53 PM



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