The Taylor Swift fart video was disapointing
 

I was excited because as I was reading the article I was thinking I was going to have fresh jerk off material for the next few weeks but I could tell it was a fake the moment I heard it. It sounds just like a whoopie cushion. Only real Taylor Swift farts turn me on.

Have a listen and tell me what you think. My guess is one of the girls behind her or one of the production crew made the sound off camera.
Taylor Swift -- Mics Didn't Hear It & No One Smelt It ... So I Never Dealt It | TMZ.com

let me know when she follows thru :thumbsup

The more I study and dissect this video frame by frame I have come to the belief that Taylor herself made the fake noise. Her eye movement just before the noise begins is very telling. I knew a Taylor Swift on camera fart was too good to be true.

Every humans fart. I have no idea who Taylor Swift is, but do you want to say she is not a human?

It's hilarious to even think MTV had to say something about it. Miss perfect must be seething and furious. How humiliating even if it's not a fart to have that story out there getting exposure.

It's ridiculous how TMZ makes a big fuzz about stuff like that..It's no fucking BIG DEAL!!

I unfollowed her because of that

Imagine the stench of rotting cum that her asshole emitted. Sickening

:1orglaugh

who really cares of she farted ??

I promise you more people care who farted then know who is the current secretary of the Treasury

I have no clue who the secretary of the treasury is simply because it really doesn't fucking matter.

Nothing matters really except perhaps Taylor Swift's smelly farts.

She farted, and is that such a big thing? :)

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh

You know you're about as famous as it gets when even your farts make a splash like this one has.

God help us if she ever forgets to flush a Taylor turd at a public toilet.

we'll find out about that in her next song.

I bet her turds look perfect.

They do...