Meet The Porn Nerd In Amsterdam!
 

For those of you who thought The Porn Nerd was just legend, a myth, the figment of a twisted webmaster's imagination (ok this one may be true) you are wrong! The Porn Nerd is a real person (me) and you can see for yourself if you are attending Webmaster Access in Amsterdam from 9/18 - 9/21.

Right now I have time free in the afternoons only (The Porn Nerd does not do mornings, especially after a late night of Red Light District whoring and coffeeshop hopping). So contact me here to setup a meeting:

porn nerd cash AT gmail

Or reach me via ICQ. I am interested in discussing:

Traffic for my paysites (buying, trading)
Tubes and how to improve them
International billing solutions
Cam and Dating upsells in my Members Areas
Mobile traffic
Anyone interested in starting a paysite
And, of course, meeting Affiliates!

(And please - it's AMSTERDAM dammit. Don't be one of those stick-in-the-muds who won't smoke because "I'm working". I am less likely to trust your corporate, boring, uptight ass if you sit there and don't puff puff pass. We're discussing porn, not rocket science. So have some fun and light up!)

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See you all there!

You have my address. Please send several pounds of pot to me and I will pay you the second Tuesday of next week.

Lets meet or preferably have a drink and chat.

No way! Last time I did that I spent three months in a Miami jail cell and you never returned my phone calls. My 300 pound Cuban cellmate named me "pincushion". Never again! :D

Definitely! At the Hotel Bar? What time/day? :)

Buy me an hungarian hooker ...

I will buy you TWO Sir!
(They work better in pairs.)

:pimp

:1orglaugh:thumbsup

I would love to meet! will ping you on icq :)

Sent you a message on ICQ, looking forward to meeting with you!

Will you attend the Prague show?

Last year was crazy and we didnt get to meet up! This year lets lock in a time and sit down!

Lots to discuss and very interested to speak with you! Ping me :thumbsup

i would say hi but i have no idea how you look like

<= so maybe say hi when you see me ;)

Not this year. But I will be in Czech for a month+ in April-May. :)


Sure you do! I will be the creepy guy in the green trenchcoat flashing everyone. LOL

I will seek you out. I keep missing you for some reason at these shows. I think I get lost in the sea of bald guys and I think everyone of them is you. LOL :)

Would be great to meet up! I'll drop you a message :thumbsup

Lil' bump for hookers ...

Hey hey! I'm totally down to hit the green with ya! Hit me up and we'll check out a time together! :thumbsup

You got it man! But we're not talking golf, right? 'Hit the green".....LOL

:)