I'm drunk. Ask me a weird question, I promise I won't Google it. GO!
 

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How many pineapples can fit up brassmonkeys ass?

The whole woodchuck chucking conundrum... answer that...

What is the air-speed velocity of an unladen swallow?

How do you know where to find the most disgusting pictures on the internet?

Would you rather eat chocolate pudding that tastes like shit, or, shit that tastes like chocolate pudding.


(you cannot consult Currentlysober)

if jack helped you on the horse, would you help jack off the horse?

5.2, because approximately 4, 40 oz's of Olde English Malt Liquor equates to the same volume of the average Pineapple. I admit I cheated, used Wolfram Alpha. JK, it's about right. :1orglaugh

Where all da white bitches at?

How much wood could a wood chuck fuck if a a wood chuck had Cragslist in the Pacific Northwest?

This shit goes deep.

Is it hotter in the summer than it is in the city?

Fast?

If velocity is used, it's faster than my cock... so FAST?

Guess... 22.1 mph at full speed. Please inform me of the proper number.

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Why on earth would you ruin perfectly good shit by making it taste like chocolate pudding?

*Me shakes head...*

I would much rather eat shit that tastes like chocolate pudding.

Peanuts? Raisins?

Need more variables in order to answer properly.

Corn?

I'm in Florida. 94 degrees with a ridiculous "feels like" temp of 117 degrees with humidity.

Your question is irrelevant. :thumbsup

If by white bitches, you mean kids?

Craigslist, and they happen to be dressed up like cops. :1orglaugh

apparently, this question was not weird enough.

Sorry Mo, completely missed it...

That being said? Of course I would help Jack off the horse. I'd use my mouth if I had to. I really am "that kinda guy."

What would you do with 2Bil free views? :upsidedow

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based on your answer, i'm still thinking my question wasn't weird enough! i'll try harder. :warning:thumbsup

Let's put it this way, I wouldn't come to GFY an publicly admit it. :winkwink:

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Good point, I've been quiet for a few reasons, I don't give away info anymore like in the past.. :upsidedow

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You forgot to say Weeeeeeeeeee..