Would you invest $5000 (once) for a monthly profit of $1,500?
 

Invest $5,000 once, profit $1,500 month after month, would you be interested?

Yeah, but highly unlikely to get that kind of return....

Yes



What's the catch?



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Is that a Charles Ponzi quote?

Must be a catch because anyone else would have already done it

sure if there is collateral :2 cents::2 cents: once monthly for how long?

Most often too good to be true

no Ponzi scheme or funny business, it is a local company I'm starting, just need two or three $5,000 dollars investors to make it happen, I'm not in the states btw.

then that's no! :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh you find a sucker i mean a person let me know

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I've been around for a while, not trying to scam anyone here, just need investors for a good monthly return.

sounds more like a gamble than an investment...

Why would you be willing to give up $3000 a month for a one-time buy-in of $10,000?

Because I don't have any other option than find an investor.

If I had a $5000 budget, I would shoot content and sell it in as many places as possible.

But that's mostly possible for me, as I've sunk almost $20k into gear in the past few years.

And I don't even shoot porn. But I would. :winkwink:

Oh btw, this is not adult-related.

Et voila... There's a catch :upsidedow

Anyone would be able to find 5k themselves instead of taking investors if the return was actually that high.
That = no deal from me.

I heard the President is interested...

alright, who would lend me $5,000 dollars to pay back within a couple of months? (with interest) :D

Real estate deposit? :winkwink:

Start a gofundme and beg here :thumbsup

Regular wire or paypal would be ok. LOl

I'm serious guys.... need someone to invest with me or a loan.

If you can get that kind of "guaranteed" return sell your car or put the title up for collateral.

This thread smells very fishy.

I would invest $50,000 (one time) to get $1,500/month income as long as here are guarantees ;-)

Your proposal sounds not realistic at very least... Also "I'm not in the states" statement kills it

You have yet to tell anyone what you are doing except starting a local business. If you are really starting a local business, you have no threat of competition here.

Start laying down an outline of what you are doing and why you need the money. I doubt you will get the money, but it's a better plan than what you are doing right now.

Here's the last person that made me a similar offer. And unfortunately, I bought it.

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This board is literally full of some of the dumbest human beings online. A guy has no friends or family or bank relationships or credit cards or any other way to come up with 5k other than to come to a forum and beg from strangers. Obviously he's going to make you money because he clearly has his shit together. Fuckwits.

Damn autocorrect!!! I meant to say "sounds like a really super opportunity for some lucky person"

You only get paid for one month.. :1orglaugh

:1orglaugh

First you need to fly to the U.S., go on Shark Tank, and if you can get a deal from Kevin O'Leary on this then I'm in.

If O'Leary passes and calls you a cockroach... then I'm out.

Do you take epassporte?

I'll just leave this here

Looks like someone bought themselves an old nick. :2 cents:

:Oh crap

This is hilarious

damn, nice catch

Assuming OP you have a real idea here, according to you you need 10 to 15k extra to make it happen. Hell, if you save only 1k per month you'll be there in a year give or take. If it's a viable idea now it will still be so a year from now.

Work your ass off, cut back on spending in any way you can and pretty soon you'll be able to afford to launch yourself, without having to give up a share of profits to anyone else

About 3 years ago I decided to save up for an expensive international move and start a new business (in hind-site not a wise choice to initiate both simultaneously but live and learn). I took 8 days off in 2 years, saved every dollar I could, lived like a monk to cut down on spending and ended up with the cash to pull off both with extra to spare that turned out to be vital.

It's really difficult to create and grow a thriving business if you're cash-poor. I'd argue additionally that being a business owner you need to prepare for times when costs exceed income, shit happens and you need a float and the ability to live cheap to get through the initial ups and downs. Knowing how to budget and cut things down to the wire to push through is a wicked skill to have, for everyone really but for entrepreneurs it's vital.

Doubt you'll find anyone here though, would you give 5k to an anon handle on the internet with no plan or even vague idea of what said plan entails?

Assuming you're legit, wish ya good luck

I can only say: :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

You can make it happen for $10,000.

BUT, you'd bring on a 3rd investor for an additional $5,000 that will cost you $18,000 (12 x $1,500) every year.

Good luck with the venture, I think you can pull it off for a lot less.

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Just claim a family member, friend...pet goldfish has cancer.

Spin an elaborate story with lots of nouns, verbs, adjectives.

How many super bowl tickets you going to buy with our investment

When something sounds too good to be true, it's usually too good to be true.
(Life expiriance, ehhh)

where do I invest - sounds like a great deal.

You are making a big mistake doing it like this.

Basically, you are borrowing money at a huge interest rate of 30%, and thats just after a single month. That's insane.

If you really need the money, try any of these ideas instead, in order.

#1. Ask your bank. $5000 is a pretty small loan and pretty low risk for any bank. If you have credit cards that you owe money on, tell the bank the truth and consider borrow more to pay those cards down. This is usually known as a debt consolidation loan, and it works because it let you pay off the cards, save your credit rating, and reduce your costs.

#2. IF you don't want to ask the bank, borrow from your credit card, but don't do a cash advance. Cash advances are very expensive, usually around 21% interest. Instead, call your credit card company and ask them for a credit transfer instead. It's almost the same thing as a cash advance, but the cost is sometimes very low. MBNA and RBC currently offer them at only 1% for 18 months.

#3. IF you don't have a credit card, get one. Lots of credit card companies make it super easy to get a card. The higher the interest rate and more fees they charge, the easier it is to get one.

Going with option 3 sucks because its really expensive, but its much cheaper than doing your 30% loan thingie. Try any of the other options instead and save yourself a small fortune.

Good luck!

No you wouldn't.

c'mon man, can't you ask some guys in real life ?

I will give you $5,000. I just need a $1,000 deposit. I only accept WU.

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