funniest mail I ever received from a surfer
 

I laughed my ass off :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh


Title: chubby girls

Youre a retarded faggot if you dont love chubby/fat girls. Youre garbage. And you anti fat descriptions make you sound like a moron.
Everyones laughing at you. Faggot.

He's probably right.

show us your description?

I think my all time favorite came years ago when I (like everyone) had a TGP. One day I had a gallery that had a three hot blondes all getting anal from some dude. My description was something like, "Three sexy bitches from the Swedish national butt-fucking team take it in ass and love it!"

I got an email from a guy who was outraged saying he was from Sweden and there was no such thing as a national anal sex team and furthermore the girls in Sweden were not kinky enough to ever take it in the ass. He demanded I change it to be more realistic and not disparaging to the fine ladies of Sweden.

Surfers are always right.

He didn't say which video he is referring to, but here is a sample.... (voyeur caught beach fingering action - that kind of thing)

If you imagine his finger as a harpoon and his chubby woman as a whale, then he is actually harpooning the whale on the beach while a voyeur catches it in action. Seriously though, it is always nice to relax your significant other by giving her a beach orgasm.

I had a surfer email me years ago to complain about the small watermark/copyright logo in our photos - and asked me to re-edit all the pics to remove it just for him.

I replied and told him I'd have them ready for him sometime in 2035.

Haha, working on it I presume? :1orglaugh

Oh yeah...diligently.

Inbetween beers.

You send him a link to a Chubby pay site. Upsell him to Chubby chat

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Those BBW fans are a pretty passionate lot - If you push BBW content it isnt really good business to use that sort of language in your descriptions:2 cents:...

That needs ricochet sound f/x. :1orglaugh

pretty damn poetic ;)

Lol .

It means they also interact which is nice.

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It is true man there is no Swedish anal team in Sweden :1orglaugh