What's the one thing you love to do to a woman
 

That gets you horny but secretly.

Make her pay for dinner.

beat me to it

A very well made Borsch.

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When she picks me up a case of beer on the way home without being asked.

I like to spank 'em.

cook! watch her swallow my sweets

Divorce them.

Tweet their naked pictures

Your streak of making no sense continues. What does beet and cabbage soup have to do with the op's question?

Wear her skin while I eat her brains.

make food old geezer!!

Maybe that is the only thing he knows to do with a woman?

Who are you to judge him? :winkwink:

So making cabbage and beet soup for a woman get's him secretly horny?

That's some sick shit right there. BTW, cabbagebeetboner.com is available.


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You have expensive taste..lol

Fuck her boyfriend...

location is the key :2 cents::2 cents: thank the lord he landed me in merica! i need my protein :2 cents::2 cents:

dick she down on a birthday sex

I like to rub her feet,it really gets her in the mood

To be fair there were more answers with food and beer as well :)

There is no such thing for me. All the things I like to do gets me horny openly.

yup it gets me going!

I wake up with a raging hardon and split them peaches first thing in the morning.

If a woman can't cook a good Borch, she can not make me horny. As we say here: "путь к сердцу мужчины лежит через его желудок" - go translate it.

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OP was asking about a thing YOU would DO to a woman to get YOU turned on.

So now I assume following turns you on:

You teaching your woman cook an amazing Borsch.

Am I right? :winkwink:

Wipe her bottom for her...

when she cleans the house, wash my clothes, makes dinner and washes the dishes. love her so much!

To make her to cook a good Borsch to turn me on, no? :winkwink:

No I don't want to teach her. If she isn't learned to cook a good dinner for me, it's a big turn off. There are only two types of them: stupid blondes who can't do anything and want my money only (lazy and useless whores) or those who think that a women should not cook for a man at all (crazy emancipated feminists) - I don't like both. So a good Borsch is an universal test which tells me a lot about that woman :pimp

hahahah, mean guy!

OMG I love that!

Always had it cold here in the US. Fell in love with it warm in Poland and Russia.

One of my favorite hot summer day meals is to have it cold. The bottled stuff has gone down hill here.

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Come home with her girlfriend.