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Rob	10-30-2015 06:32 PM

GFY prevented me from getting laid tonight!

A girl came over to Netflix and chill. She asks if she can use my laptop to check Facebook and her email. She goes directly to my search history, and yeah, she left. Something about having, "ripped assholes, gay, super gay, black cocks, small dicks, big dicks, fat girls, unshaved pussies, dirty pussies, tranny sex, chicks with dicks, animal porn, horse fetish, fat smelly asses, Donny Long dirty asshole, and Donny Long gay porn" in your search history is a real turn off. :disgust

Twitter

10-30-2015 06:38 PM

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

you need to wipe your shit like donny

shake

10-30-2015 06:44 PM

Incognito bro...

BigFurry

10-30-2015 06:47 PM

Beginner :)

sicone

10-30-2015 07:28 PM

I hate when GFY makes me search for shit

LeRoy

10-30-2015 07:36 PM

Happens to the best of us!

Seth Manson

10-30-2015 07:47 PM

Hope you didnt pay her up front.

astronaut x

10-30-2015 08:08 PM

Don't be so quick to assume it was just your search history. Sounds like she already had some reservations to begin with.

How exactly do those search terms in your search history make it GFY's fault? Sounds like there is a lot more to that story as well.

Rob	10-30-2015 08:10 PM

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Originally Posted by Seth Manson (Post 20621624)

Hope you didnt pay her up front.

Only half. :thumbsup

Cyber Fucker

10-30-2015 08:16 PM

Well, some girls are not open-minded.

RyuLion

10-30-2015 08:49 PM

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

SilentKnight

10-30-2015 08:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rob (Post 20621577)

Sounds as though she'd need too much training, anyways.

Freedom6995

10-31-2015 02:36 AM

A girl without a phone? I call BS.

iSpyCams

10-31-2015 05:49 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rob (Post 20621577)

... in your search history is a real turn off. :disgust

I call bullshit. You don't have to "search" for any of that stuff on GFY. Once you found GFY you found it all.

yuu.design

10-31-2015 06:06 AM

hahahah, you need a second laptop

blackmonsters

10-31-2015 08:42 AM

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Originally Posted by Freedom6995 (Post 20621731)

A girl without a phone? I call BS.

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blackmonsters

10-31-2015 08:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pompousjohn (Post 20621764)

I call bullshit. You don't have to "search" for any of that stuff on GFY. Once you found GFY you found it all.

:thumbsup

Rob	10-31-2015 08:54 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Freedom6995 (Post 20621731)

A girl without a phone? I call BS.

Battery was dying, she has iPhone, I got Galaxy...our cords didn't match. Bad chemistry off the rip, heh?

Quote:

I call bullshit. You don't have to "search" for any of that stuff on GFY. Once you found GFY you found it all.

It was my Google search history looking for fucked up shit to post on GFY. :disgust :( :helpme

marlboroack

10-31-2015 12:48 PM

She wasn't the one bro

jimmycooper

10-31-2015 01:57 PM

or she just thought you were a massive dork after hearing you use 'Netflix' as a verb.

fitzmulti

10-31-2015 03:05 PM

Bitches here can't use my computers...

Twitter

10-31-2015 03:09 PM

maybe tonight will be better?

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