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brassmonkey 11-03-2015 01:18 PM

First 'KFC' to open in Iran shut down after just 24 hours
 
never try a market in these countries! :2 cents::2 cents:

A KFC-branded fried chicken restaurant that opened its doors Sunday night in Iran's capital city of Tehran was shut down after just one day in operation.

The restaurant, KFC Halal, which Iranian news agency Tasnim called "the first American branch" of its kind, had set up shop in West Tehran after seemingly obtaining approval from the country's Ministry of Industry, Trade and Mines, and showed happy customers lining up for chicken on its website and Instagram page.

http://rack.3.mshcdn.com/media/ZgkyM...Halal-Line.jpg
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But by Tuesday, Iranian police had shut it down. A sign posted on its door read it was "closed until further notice." The reason given: Its decor too closely resembles the U.S. flag, and its presence "can be seen as a part of American influence into Iranian culture," the agency says. "The U.S. is one of Iran's major enemies and this will have grave dangers for the country."

First 'KFC' to open in Iran shut down after just 24 hours

dyna mo 11-03-2015 01:23 PM

sucks for them.

related, i've been getting my fried chicken from the local grocery store deli dept lately, i call in a batch and it's piping hot when i arrive to get it! and delicious! as good as kfc, better even. sometimes kfc can really fuck up a bird. still, fried is the best way for chicken really. i can eat the whole bird if it's fried good but any other way i can't eat every part.

PluginForage 11-03-2015 01:25 PM

So I guess no chicken in every pot for Iran.

GerryTJ 11-03-2015 01:27 PM

No finger licking allowed

mineistaken 11-03-2015 01:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 20624435)

related, i've been getting my fried chicken from the local grocery store deli dept lately, i call in a batch and it's piping hot when i arrive to get it! and delicious! as good as kfc, better even. sometimes kfc can really fuck up a bird. still, fried is the best way for chicken really. i can eat the whole bird if it's fried good but any other way i can't eat every part.

It would be surprising if it was not. I mean any "real" shop would naturally make it better than those mainstream fast food conveyor joints.

Barry-xlovecam 11-03-2015 01:31 PM

Death to the Ayatollah!

wehateporn 11-03-2015 01:34 PM

Hopefully more countries will follow this bold example

dyna mo 11-03-2015 01:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mineistaken (Post 20624441)
It would be surprising if it was not. I mean any "real" shop would naturally make it better than those mainstream fast food joints.

perhaps, although it's actually pretty hard to get fried chicken right. kfc's claim to fame is their recipe and they use pressure cooker fryers. the grocery store i get my fried chicken is a Von's, a huge nationwide chain of big grocery stores. their recipe is good and even though they don't use pressure fryers, their bird comes out pretty damn nice. crunchy and juicy.

y'all get fried chicken there?

$money$ 11-03-2015 01:45 PM

i'll stick with gas station chicken

Socks 11-03-2015 02:07 PM

They kinda got a point though...

blackmonsters 11-03-2015 02:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by $money$ (Post 20624463)
i'll stick with gas station chicken

No shit, I go to gas station before KFC also.

:2 cents:

Sly 11-03-2015 02:11 PM

I like the KFC coleslaw. Church's taught me to put Louisiana hot sauce and honey on chicken, man is that good. Throw it in a biscuit and you are set!

dyna mo 11-03-2015 02:13 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Sly (Post 20624487)
I like the KFC coleslaw. Church's taught me to put Louisiana hot sauce and honey on chicken, man is that good. Throw it in a biscuit and you are set!

Church's biscuits are the best of the fast food fried chicken joints, better than kfc's. they make a tasty bird too.

JFK 11-03-2015 02:25 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GerryTJ (Post 20624439)
No finger licking allowed

:1orglaugh:thumbsup

Rochard 11-03-2015 02:30 PM

Iran loves American food. They love everything American.

A Look At Iran's Fake American Food Franchises

femdomdestiny 11-03-2015 02:33 PM

..."can be seen as a part of American influence into Iranian culture," .....

What kind of culture is that id fried chicken is going to ruin it?
If they have fear from american chickens , how they plan to handle american army if there is a war. Will they close Iran until further notice, in that case?

This made me hungry. I would order some hot wings now, but I can't because Paxum is having problems for 10 more hours or so.

PornoPlopedia 11-03-2015 02:35 PM

And the winners are the chicken :)

Scott McD 11-03-2015 02:39 PM

Halal :disgust

atom 11-03-2015 02:44 PM

My local chicken place is the neighborhood grocery store as well. Made by little old ladies, with homemade slaw and potatoes and gravy recipe.

Although I will not turn down KFC, Popeyes etc. Anytime is a good time for fried chicken!

atom 11-03-2015 02:45 PM

fuck, now I'm hungry.... :-(

Horatio Caine 11-03-2015 03:15 PM

Closing down KFC is never a good idea

mineistaken 11-03-2015 03:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Horatio Caine (Post 20624553)
Closing down KFC is never a good idea

Ain't no Africans in Tehran :winkwink:

NatalieK 11-03-2015 04:17 PM

Did somebody say chicken mmmmmm, shame to the Iranians :(

mineistaken 11-03-2015 04:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by GspotProductions (Post 20624613)
Did somebody say chicken mmmmmm, shame to the Iranians :(

Don't worry, they will have some. And won't pay a dime to "the enemy" in franchise or trademark or whatever fees :winkwink:

http://ak-hdl.buzzfed.com/static/201...82201506-0.jpg

$money$ 11-03-2015 06:31 PM

the next story

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3302279/Texas-man-stabs-roommate-death-eating-piece-fried-chicken-dinner.html

mineistaken 11-03-2015 06:36 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by $money$ (Post 20624781)
the next story

dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3302279/Texas-man-stabs-roommate-death-eating-piece-fried-chicken-dinner.html

Dude looks like an asset to society :(

Phoenix 11-03-2015 06:44 PM

kyochun chicken is the best. Korean people love fried chicken

Relic 11-03-2015 06:45 PM

:1orglaugh

http://i.imgur.com/Q0HT9KD.jpg

OneHungLo 11-03-2015 07:42 PM

I'm more of a Boston Market chicken guy than KFC...but KFC has some bomb mash potatoes.

brassmonkey 11-03-2015 08:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by OneHungLo (Post 20624811)
I'm more of a Boston Market chicken guy than KFC...but KFC has some bomb mash potatoes.

that's what you say in iran if there are long lines! :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh :uhoh:uhoh there's a bomb in the chicken bucket!

ruff 11-03-2015 08:11 PM

Fuck Iran and the chicken they rode in on.

blackmonsters 11-03-2015 08:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mineistaken (Post 20624618)
Don't worry, they will have some. And won't pay a dime to "the enemy" in franchise or trademark or whatever fees :winkwink:

http://ak-hdl.buzzfed.com/static/201...82201506-0.jpg

As if KFC pays a royalty to Blacks for inventing it.

:1orglaugh

Relic 11-03-2015 09:00 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ruff (Post 20624823)
Fuck Iran and the chicken they rode in on.

http://i.imgur.com/rRbe5HI.jpg

izombie 11-03-2015 09:01 PM

I think Bojangles makes the best chicken and you can't beat their biscuits and red beans and rice, wish they had one near me closest one is like 100 miles away.

Sunny Day 11-04-2015 02:42 AM

Good post
 
Quote:

Originally Posted by PluginForage (Post 20624438)
So I guess no chicken in every pot for Iran.


Someone here actually has a has a sense of history.


A promise to starving Americans. A promise kept.

For the current idiots running to tell starving people, "we won't feed you, as that's Communism, Socialism or whatever show a mean, stupid person.

People claim to be Christians, but ignore, "He's not heavy, he's my brother."

astronaut x 11-04-2015 02:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 20624435)
sucks for them.

related, i've been getting my fried chicken from the local grocery store deli dept lately, i call in a batch and it's piping hot when i arrive to get it! and delicious! as good as kfc, better even. sometimes kfc can really fuck up a bird. still, fried is the best way for chicken really. i can eat the whole bird if it's fried good but any other way i can't eat every part.

For as much as you 'sit' and post, maybe fried chicken is the last thing that should be on your plate. :2 cents:

TheLegacy 11-04-2015 09:34 AM

KFC would have made it if their marketing showing that they kill the chickens the same way Iran does to hostages

mineistaken 11-04-2015 09:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by TheLegacy (Post 20625388)
Iran does to hostages

What are you talking about?

dyna mo 11-04-2015 09:40 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by astronaut x (Post 20624994)
For as much as you 'sit' and post, maybe fried chicken is the last thing that should be on your plate. :2 cents:

what the fuck are you yapping your piece of shit mouth about? making a drive-by insult on me because i like fried chicken and post at gfy?

you are truly a dumbfuckwad and i will own your punk fucking ass from here on out, you stupid fucking nitwit.

dyna mo 11-04-2015 09:43 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by astronaut x (Post 20624994)
For as much as you 'sit' and post, maybe fried chicken is the last thing that should be on your plate. :2 cents:

and i'd bet dollars to fucking doughnuts you're a fat fuck piece of shit lazy shitstain and i could run circles around you while eating a fried chicken wing and smoking a joint.


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