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brassmonkey 11-08-2015 04:33 PM

Bachmann: Jesus is ?coming soon?
 
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Former Rep. Michele Bachmann (R-Minn.) calls in an interview for converting as many people as possible to Christianity because Jesus is “coming soon.”
http://thehill.com/sites/default/fil...?itok=r-2qXgb0
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The 2012 Republican presidential candidate made the comments in a radio interview last week with Tony Perkins, president of the conservative Family Research Council, after both Bachmann and Perkins went on a tour of Israel. The website Right Wing Watch

TheHill posted audio of the interview.

CaptainHowdy 11-08-2015 04:35 PM

Messianism is an old political move ...

ITraffic 11-08-2015 04:41 PM

http://www.joemygod.com/wp-content/u...1/JesusBen.jpg

brassmonkey 11-08-2015 04:44 PM

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Originally Posted by ITraffic (Post 20629394)

he will not have a color. he will be air. that's jesus from cuba he cut lawns in florida till he was deported in 1999

2MuchMark 11-08-2015 04:50 PM

Ah, Michelle Bachman. I've missed that batshit crazy lady. I wonder what her pray-the-gay-away husband is up to these days?

VikingMan 11-08-2015 04:54 PM

SHE hopes Jesus is coming soon so she no longer has to put up with her flamingly queer husband who is living a lie and counsels gay men to go straight. Unreal.

j3rkules 11-08-2015 05:29 PM

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Originally Posted by ITraffic (Post 20629394)

:1orglaugh

VikingMan 11-08-2015 05:35 PM

Someone should think up an LOL Jesus caption for that picture

EddyTheDog 11-08-2015 05:46 PM

Damn, I wonder if it's too late to cancel that Koran?..

This why I don't gamble - I always bet on the losing side.....

crockett 11-08-2015 06:28 PM

She must be trying to be Ben Canson's running mate..

Can't we just round up all the Christans, Mormans and Muslims and toss them in Montana then build a Donnald Trump wall around the state to keep them in? I'm pretty sure Mexico would pay for that wall... I bet even the Canadians would chip in..

EddyTheDog 11-08-2015 06:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crockett (Post 20629507)
She must be trying to be Ben Canson's running mate..

Can't we just round up all the Christans, Mormans and Muslims and toss them in Montana then build a Donnald Trump wall around the state to keep them in? I'm pretty sure Mexico would pay for that wall... I bet even the Canadians would chip in..

Then fill it with water...

brassmonkey 11-08-2015 06:33 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by crockett (Post 20629507)
She must be trying to be Ben Canson's running mate..

Can't we just round up all the Christans, Mormans and Muslims and toss them in Montana then build a Donnald Trump wall around the state to keep them in? I'm pretty sure Mexico would pay for that wall... I bet even the Canadians would chip in..

im sure with decapitated heads that sing "i'm walking on sunshine"

escorpio 11-08-2015 06:41 PM

Jesus is coming to mow my lawn.

http://images.rapgenius.com/1urbads4....330x330x1.jpg

brassmonkey 11-08-2015 06:43 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by escorpio (Post 20629524)

it's racist humor :2 cents::2 cents: it's discounting a working man :2 cents::2 cents:

escorpio 11-08-2015 07:19 PM

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Originally Posted by brassmonkey (Post 20629526)
it's racist humor :2 cents::2 cents: it's discounting a working man :2 cents::2 cents:

http://www.bartcop.com/romney-jesus-landscaper_n.jpg

crockett 11-08-2015 07:56 PM

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Originally Posted by ITraffic (Post 20629394)

Black Jesus is a real thing in the neioberhoods.. Back in the day, I did cable modem installs and would often get the hood route. I've seen more black Jesus status and black last dinner pictures than I care to count.. Also lots of rent a center big screens and PCs.

marlboroack 11-08-2015 08:04 PM

That would be nice.. Pretty sure I'm going to hell though.

ghjghj 11-09-2015 01:30 AM

Jesus is coming soon

MiamiBoyz 11-09-2015 02:25 AM

That CUNT should be put to sleep like the useless waste of space and oxygen that bitch is.

Too bad we can't go back in time and abort her mother just to assure that this fucktard would not be born unto this earth!

What a vapid moron.

Paul Markham 11-09-2015 02:55 AM

You missed the point guys.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Michel...ional_campaign

Even batshit crazy can win a seat in Congress, given enough morons to vote and $million$ to buy votes.

j3rkules 11-09-2015 02:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MiamiBoyz (Post 20629774)
That CUNT should be put to sleep like the useless waste of space and oxygen that bitch is.

Too bad we can't go back in time and abort her mother just to assure that this fucktard would not be born unto this earth!

What a vapid moron.

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

CaptainHowdy 11-09-2015 04:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brassmonkey (Post 20629396)
he will not have a color. he will be air.

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh ...

bronco67 11-09-2015 05:50 AM

She meant to say Jesus is coming on her face.

SuckOnThis 11-09-2015 06:36 AM

http://mmxlii.com/wp-content/uploads...ist-MMXLII.jpg

michael.kickass 11-09-2015 07:11 AM

Fuck that cunt.

directfiesta 11-09-2015 07:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ********** (Post 20629411)
Ah, Michelle Bachman. I've missed that batshit crazy lady. I wonder what her pray-the-gay-away husband is up to these days?

http://images2.dailykos.com/i/user/3...a_Corn-dog.jpg

j3rkules 11-09-2015 07:23 AM

There is no god, adapt or die.


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