This ones for Charlie .....
 

So I'm banging the fuck out of this slutty chick, ok?

The whole time I'm thinking to myself, "She's PROBABLY got AIDS." So I go and get myself tested and, wouldn't you know, I'm positive.

This gets me thinking, "Where the fuck does a 12 year old get AIDS?!"

"Who has my sister been hanging out with?!"

Reminds of the time I banged an African chick in Namibia. Tits down to her waist but fucked like a rabbit.
I didn't use a johnny and never even thought about it at the time.

I arrived home a few days later and told a friend he said I proberbly had AIDS or HIV. For the first time the thought hit me. The next day I was ill with man flu and I gunuinely thought I had caught AIDS.

Thankfully, years later I am still clean(ish).

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Nigga? You dumb as fuck:1orglaugh

What the fuck you talking about you racist little fuck. Get the fuck outta here you lazy fat two faced piece of shit.
People like you make me feel physically sick. You are a nobody keyboard warrior . People don't like you. You should be banned. I hate you and L-Pink. Go Fuck Yourselves.

How'd I get dragged into this :1orglaugh

you started the thread. Anything that goes on in it is on you :1orglaugh

:2 cents::1orglaugh

So, I was fucking my little sister, and I realized she was getting pretty good at it, so I told her "you're almost as good as mom."
"Yeah," she says "that's what dad says."

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Did you say, "Roll Tide" every time before sex?

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u mad, nigga? :1orglaugh

:Oh crap :1orglaugh

LOL :thumbsup

oh he mad lmfao :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

too bad you didn't get it :2 cents::2 cents:

Go fuck a duck.

spoken like a true has been with no sales :\