adele sucks.
 

so sick of the media telling me how great Adele is. She's terrible. :2 cents:

Agree. She can sing but the songwriting I have heard from her latest effort just is dreck. Derivative. Unimaginative. Over produced. Over hyped schlock.

About as memorable as the fart of a flea on a windy day.

Let me know when she starts writing lyrics as deeply resonant and poetic as these...

i like large butter .

if the media we watch is just a mirror of our minds then the massive success of that latest song just reveals that lurking in the hearts and souls of everyone women is someone chubby and depressed.

Barf.......

Haha! fucking awesome.

Will this be a long thread??

:2 cents: The media sucks more than Adele.

Haters gonna hate

As the most successful female artist ever, she probably doesn't care much about the opinion of a couple porn peddlers on GFY

this about covers it. basically she sings songs you want to play while you ponder jumping off a bridge, or burying your dead dog.

:upsidedow

God let's hope not...

If this is true I will cut my ears off with a machete.

true, true. if she had a big pair this thread would say adele is amazing & there would be pics of her fat rack. But no.

hey madalton, did u read how secstate kerry said ISIS attack on hebdo had legitimacy, in contrast to paris? dont you just love the liberal leaders of today?

:)

If he really said that, he would be a huge moron.

But that's hardly the topic of the thread

To pharaphrase Far-L "About as long as the fart of a flea on a windy day. " :Graucho

I agree.

She's almost as overrated as Beyoncé. They make a big deal about her because she's a fat chick who can sing. My wife keeps saying "she's so pretty". I say to her "no she isn't. She's fat."

I'm sure there's girls with their own Youtube channel who can sing just as well, and probably don't weigh 200 pounds.

The name sounds a bit familiar. However, I cannot place the face. I guess she is supposed to be a good singer or some shit?

But she is "the most successful female artist ever", how could you not even know her :helpme:1orglaugh

Maybe she means her face is pretty, leaving weight irrelevant.

Like many here I think she has an amazing voice, but I'm not too into her music. That said, I have to admit I think her new song Hello is pretty damn good.

That's why she sells so much.
It's all to women, and we know they haven't worked out how to save an mp3.:winkwink:

Amazing talent. This thread is nonsense. Just because she isn't my cup of tea, doesn't mean I cannot see the talent.

You know that some people really can't believe it's not butter! :Oh crap

i cannot stand her songs. I also cant stand the loud 'scream' parts where everyone is in awe about how good she sings, to me it's one of the most annoying sounds. Not just adele but every female singer, all i can think is 'please shut up, this is not beautiful its annoying'.

It's just a whining, loud fat woman.

My Mate met her in a London park and He said she smelt of wee-wee...

That's the most irritating thing to me....when a girl with a pretty face refuses to lose the weight.

I don't think she is losing sleep about opinions here, considering she has the fastest selling record ever. It is selling so fast yesterday it made the Guinness book of world records.

Heads-up, she is far from the most successful female artist ever. Very fucking far.

Fucked up if true op

I like only few songs of her

The girl can sing. If you like her music or not, you have to admit she has a great voice. It is quite refreshing to see someone who came up on her own and not thru some shitty talent show.

I like some of her music, not all of it but some is good.

it suprises me that wehateporn hasnt found anything on adele,
i heard rumors she is sending hidden signals sitting above 15khz hidden in her voice to remote control the sheep
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HlLYQyA47d0

Actually her new record made history. The fastest selling record ever. Im not a fan , its depressing chick music but as a musician i can respect her work and success.

You know who she just beat for that title? NSYNC.


Shes a pop star. ..... who can't even tour.

I can't fucking stand her and her shitty "music". And i can't stand the fact every radio station plays each song from her albums to fucking death. Depressing shit!

LOL sureeee she is. Maybe inside your heart.

Im almost convinced you have a vagina.

i've never heard any of her songs so i can't comment beyond saying she is in no way the most successful female artist ever.

oik i just listened to that hello song. decent voice but the song is just generic pop stuff. doesn't seem like an ounce of creativity.

rather a vagina than an imaginary penis that i'd make threads about on a porn webmaster board :winkwink:

have a great day! :thumbsup

She gets over played just like everybody else until you're sick of hearing it

You're happier to have a vagina?
And if you had a penis it would be imaginary?

So you are admitting you have a vagina? Ok that explains a lot. Sorry miss i don't mean to offend. Good day to you also.

:helpme :1orglaugh :1orglaugh

Shes from,
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BRIT_School

Same as Winehouse and a few others.

Seems to be a decent government idea for once.

Wow her "Hello" video got more than 468.497.000 views...

Adele's rolling in it

The music industry these days is absolute crap. Adele included.

boom! that's why you don't fuck with Meta.

She does very little for me.

But I would hit it.

Good song but not that good...

As a vocalist, she's super talented IMHO. I agree with you guys that it isn't something I'd go out of my way to listen to, but her voice doesn't suck for sure.

I would definitely say that it's some of the more tolerable music on the radio nowadays though. Most new pop shit is garbage.

yeah. clearly my opinion is a minority considering her bank. definitely one can immediately tell when an adele song comes on. other people may decide its a great voice. all i know is that i listen to the radio in a happy place, & the moment i hear her voice its like when i got the call that my mom died.

she literally ruins my day. :(