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CurrentlySober 11-25-2015 09:24 AM

Do you shout loudly when you pee?
 
I dont mean scream in pain or anything stupid, but just a big old loud 'Oh Yeah' (Like the cool aid jug) as you begin to flow?

I've been doing it for years. Help me prove my doctor wrong by letting me know its perfectly normal behaviour and that you do it too !

Thanks guys :thumbsup

OldJeff 11-25-2015 09:38 AM



Happy Thanksgiving

OldJeff 11-25-2015 09:40 AM

I suck at the youtube

CurrentlySober 11-25-2015 10:28 AM


CurrentlySober 11-25-2015 10:29 AM

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Originally Posted by OldJeff (Post 20646991)


Happy Thanksgiving

:thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup

shake 11-25-2015 10:51 AM

Only if there's nobody home.

kkkkkk 11-25-2015 10:56 AM

Occasionally!

ilnjscb 11-25-2015 11:10 AM

at the top of my lungs, I sing the whole song "I've got a feelin'" by the Beatles - both the John Lennon part and the Paul McCartney part


LetterTwenty7 11-25-2015 11:51 AM

Pee?! You mean poop?

CurrentlySober 11-25-2015 12:19 PM

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Originally Posted by LetterTwenty7 (Post 20647160)
Pee?! You mean poop?

I'm expanding my horizons... :2 cents:

CurrentlySober 11-25-2015 12:20 PM

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Originally Posted by ilnjscb (Post 20647121)
at the top of my lungs, I sing the whole song "I've got a feelin'" by the Beatles - both the John Lennon part and the Paul McCartney part


:thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup

CaptainHowdy 11-25-2015 01:59 PM

I'm still a young man ...

redwhiteandblue 11-25-2015 02:23 PM

I pee loudly when I shout, does that count?

EddyTheDog 11-25-2015 02:30 PM

If I am really dehydrated and that really dark stuff comes out it can feel like an orgasm...

beerptrol 11-25-2015 02:50 PM

I don't shout but I usually say "oh yeah! I'm making some Old Milwaukee <Coors, any light beer> beer" followed by a fart or two

VSKevin 11-25-2015 02:55 PM

If I've been holding it WAAAAY too long, I usually let out a huge moan of relief... something along the lines of "AAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH GOD YES!" :1orglaugh

redwhiteandblue 11-25-2015 03:29 PM

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Originally Posted by EddyTheDog (Post 20647349)
If I am really dehydrated and that really dark stuff comes out it can feel like an orgasm...

You're doing it wrong.

ruff 11-25-2015 03:32 PM

I can piss or I can yell, but I can't do both without pissing all over everything.

EddyTheDog 11-25-2015 03:46 PM

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Originally Posted by redwhiteandblue (Post 20647407)
You're doing it wrong.

I'm 44 years old - I think I know how to piss...

I open the window, stick my ass out, tuck my cock between my legs and go - Just like everyone else.....

It's funny you should mention it though - The guy in the apartment under me keeps telling me I am doing it wrong as well - He's an idiot though, if he sits on the balcony at toilet time what does he expect?..

clickity click 11-25-2015 03:51 PM

Unfortunately I have a rare condition where I pass out when I piss so I can't actually shout loudly.
It's a really annoying and unfortunate condition which means I need to carry spare clothes with me everywhere as I normally pass out and continue to piss everywhere.

CurrentlySober 11-25-2015 03:51 PM

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Originally Posted by redwhiteandblue (Post 20647343)
I pee loudly when I shout, does that count?

Hullo stranger :)

Long time no see - Hows it hangin' ?

clickity click 11-25-2015 03:52 PM

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Originally Posted by EddyTheDog (Post 20647435)
I'm 44 years old - I think I know how to piss...

I open the window, stick my ass out, tuck my cock between my legs and go - Just like everyone else.....

It's funny you should mention it though - The guy in the apartment under me keeps telling me I am doing it wrong as well - He's an idiot though, if he sits on the balcony at toilet time what does he expect?..

Why do you tuck your cock between your legs? Why not just stick your dick out of the window?

EddyTheDog 11-25-2015 03:53 PM

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Originally Posted by clickity click (Post 20647440)
Unfortunately I have a rare condition where I pass out when I piss so I can't actually shout loudly.
It's a really annoying and unfortunate condition which means I need to carry spare clothes with me everywhere as I normally pass out and continue to piss everywhere.

Take pics - One mans 'unfortunate condition' is another mans content...

EddyTheDog 11-25-2015 03:54 PM

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Originally Posted by clickity click (Post 20647443)
Why do you tuck your cock between your legs? Why not just stick your dick out of the window?

That would look silly...

redwhiteandblue 11-25-2015 03:57 PM

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Originally Posted by CurrentlySober (Post 20647441)
Hullo stranger :)

Long time no see - Hows it hangin' ?

Hey mate!

It's hanging slightly to the left these days....too much self abuse probably.

We should catch up sometime.

clickity click 11-25-2015 04:04 PM

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Originally Posted by EddyTheDog (Post 20647445)
That would look silly...

It would give those on the no. 42 bus something to look at (if they have binoculars with them).

adultchatpay 11-25-2015 04:47 PM

No, i just shake it up.

CurrentlySober 11-25-2015 05:11 PM

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Originally Posted by EddyTheDog (Post 20647444)
Take pics - One mans 'unfortunate condition' is another mans content...

Or incontinence...

CurrentlySober 11-25-2015 05:12 PM

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Originally Posted by redwhiteandblue (Post 20647452)
Hey mate!

It's hanging slightly to the left these days....too much self abuse probably.

We should catch up sometime.

Yup - If I ever get out of Devon for a bit :)

:thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup

SBJ 11-25-2015 05:12 PM

Only when I'm drinking.. I learned long ago that if you pee too early in the night when drinking you will be peeing all night.

davidclickpapa 11-26-2015 02:30 AM

kidney stones ain't no joke :helpme

Busty2 11-26-2015 06:11 AM

I pee when someone shouts loudly at me, does that count ?


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