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deonbell 11-27-2015 07:59 PM

Thinking of going to church again, Been years
 
I may just try a few local churches. I want a little "be good to your neighbor" stuff and a little bit of hell fire and brimstone.

Anybody here go?

jimmycooper 11-27-2015 08:14 PM

I went to a service at cathredal of st. John the divine earlier this year. It was neat.

$money$ 11-27-2015 08:16 PM

Preature Donkster is coming

deonbell 11-27-2015 08:21 PM

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Originally Posted by jimmycooper (Post 20649690)
I went to a service at cathredal of st. John the divine earlier this year. It was neat.

I would like to try a Catholic church. I don't know what to do at a Catholic church. Never been to a black church either. I wonder if there are churches like the one in Blues Brothers. I would like to go to one like that.

jimmycooper 11-27-2015 08:30 PM

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Originally Posted by deonbell (Post 20649693)
I would like to try a Catholic church. I don't know what to do at a Catholic church. Never been to a black church either. I wonder if there are churches like the one in Blues Brothers. I would like to go to one like that.

You should go to a gospel brunch at a soul food restaurant. Good fun.

BIGTYMER 11-27-2015 10:08 PM

Fuck no.

Donating your time to a charity is much more fulfilling.

baddog 11-27-2015 10:29 PM

I don't go now, but several years ago we used to go off and visit churches that were historic and attend services just to do it. Several times it would be in Spanish or Latin, but we git the gist.

Babaganoosh 11-27-2015 10:41 PM

Two hands working can do more than a thousand clasped in prayer.

Spunky 11-27-2015 10:57 PM

Jesus is lord,Hallelujah! Every Sunday morning

deonbell 11-28-2015 12:39 AM

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Originally Posted by BIGTYMER (Post 20649717)
Fuck no.

Donating your time to a charity is much more fulfilling.


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Originally Posted by Babaganoosh

Two hands working can do more than a thousand clasped in prayer..

Good points. I have done some stuff at the local Rescue Mission, Which is also has a Church.

There is also a Church down the street that has a line of people out the door every Wednesday that gives away food.

I probably should just go to those and see what I can do. Although, The Gospel Brunch sounds like more fun.

Pad 11-28-2015 12:56 AM

i'm not a politically correct person

that said, it's silly to believe that you have a personal relationship with the creator of the universe and superstitious adults should be publicly shamed until they are no longer retards

additionally, adults who believe in ghosts, really anything supernatural or that "everything happens for a reason" are fucking insane dumb people

deonbell 11-28-2015 01:27 AM

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Originally Posted by Pad (Post 20649757)
that said, it's silly to believe that you have a personal relationship with the creator of the universe and superstitious adults should be publicly shamed until they are no longer retards

Shame and peer pressure are a powerful force, But not as powerful as the Holy Spirit.

Just saying, if Robert Oppenheimer hadn't spent so much time in a lab, Maybe we wouldn't have an Atomic Bomb.

Pad 11-28-2015 01:31 AM

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Originally Posted by deonbell (Post 20649760)
Shame and peer pressure are a powerful force, But not as powerful as the Holy Spirit.

Just saying, if Robert Oppenheimer hadn't spent so much time in a lab, Maybe we wouldn't have an Atomic Bomb.

so you would have had the atomic bomb designer doctor robert oppenheimer and his squad of top advisers want to side or compromise with all the nazis occupiers?

that's just a quote from a battle rap i saw on youtube one time so i'm just fooling around. i don't actually know how to respond to or comment on that in a serious manner

pamon 11-28-2015 01:37 AM

everyone one has faith in someway, but religion has a tax ID# and a business behind it

Pad 11-28-2015 01:39 AM

i have faith that it is, at least for the time being, unknowable whether a god or gods exist and to assume otherwise is arrogant and often stems from "i want to live forever"

deonbell 11-28-2015 01:44 AM

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Originally Posted by Pad (Post 20649761)
so you would have had the atomic bomb designer doctor robert oppenheimer and his squad of top advisers want to side or compromise with all the nazis occupiers?

that's just a quote from a battle rap i saw on youtube one time so i'm just fooling around. i don't actually know how to respond to or comment on that in a serious manner

I believe Marines would have taken Japan without the A-Bomb.

But..

I think science is based in war. Alfred Nobel felt so guilty about dynamite that he made the Peace Prize.

Pad 11-28-2015 01:48 AM

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Originally Posted by deonbell (Post 20649764)
I believe Marines would have taken Japan without the A-Bomb.

But..

I think science is based in war. Alfred Nobel felt so guilty about dynamite that he made the Peace Prize.

i fail to see how this plays directly into religion unless you're just trying to discredit science as a whole and therefore jeebus is undeniable.. but war breeds innovation in general for better or worse. obviously the world would be better off without weapons of mass destruction

deonbell 11-28-2015 02:01 AM

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Originally Posted by Pad (Post 20649766)
therefore jeebus is undeniable.. but war breeds innovation in general for better or worse. obviously the world would be better off without weapons of mass destruction

Glad we can agree. Welcome to the fold. But it is spelled Jesus. Feel free to contact me anytime if you need guidance.

EliteWebmaster 11-28-2015 03:51 AM

I stopped drinking the christian koolaid a few years ago after believing there was a god for most of my life. Once I abandoned my faith, I have noticed that I am more successful financially than I have ever been, doing better with each year than the last, I do almost all of the exact opposite of the ten commandments and I am a happier man. It's like I sold my soul to the devil and it feels damn good :)

clickity click 11-28-2015 05:07 AM

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Originally Posted by Pad (Post 20649757)
i'm not a politically correct person

that said, it's silly to believe that you have a personal relationship with the creator of the universe and superstitious adults should be publicly shamed until they are no longer retards

additionally, adults who believe in ghosts, really anything supernatural or that "everything happens for a reason" are fucking insane dumb people

Perhaps it is you who is the retard?

j3rkules 11-28-2015 06:02 AM

There is no god or the flying spaghetti monster, adapt or die.

CaptainHowdy 11-28-2015 07:18 AM

Let the guy be ...

CurrentlySober 11-28-2015 07:50 AM

I'm banned from my local church due to a simple misunderstanding...

Apparently I was told to 'Go over there and take a pew'...

But I heard it differently & so the matter is now in the hands of the Police... :(

LetterTwenty7 11-28-2015 07:54 AM

If you're going to feel better, then you should go, why not. I love the wording - 'TRY a few churches' :D

JFK 11-28-2015 08:32 AM

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Originally Posted by baddog (Post 20649727)
I don't go now, but several years ago we used to go off and visit churches that were historic and attend services just to do it. Several times it would be in Spanish or Latin, but we git the gist.

the gist is, put money in the collection plate! :2 cents:

SilentKnight 11-28-2015 11:29 AM

Anyone recall the scene from Omen - where Gregory Peck tries to take Damien to the church for the first time?

That's me and church.

baddog 11-28-2015 11:53 AM

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Originally Posted by JFK (Post 20650003)
the gist is, put money in the collection plate! :2 cents:

While the collection plate most certainly was passed around, I do not recall even once the priest/minister even mentioning it.

jimmycooper 11-28-2015 12:28 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog (Post 20649727)
I don't go now, but several years ago we used to go off and visit churches that were historic and attend services just to do it. Several times it would be in Spanish or Latin, but we git the gist.

That's exactly why I went to cathedral of st. john the divine. I live a few blocks away.

History - About - Cathedral of Saint John the Divine

SilentKnight 11-28-2015 04:12 PM

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Originally Posted by baddog (Post 20650191)
While the collection plate most certainly was passed around, I do not recall even once the priest/minister even mentioning it.

The priest used it as hush money for the altar boys.

$money$ 11-28-2015 05:24 PM

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Originally Posted by CurrentlySober (Post 20649963)
I'm banned from my local church due to a simple misunderstanding...

Apparently I was told to 'Go over there and take a pew'...

But I heard it differently & so the matter is now in the hands of the Police... :(

:1orglaugh

SilentKnight 11-28-2015 05:35 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CurrentlySober (Post 20649963)
I'm banned from my local church due to a simple misunderstanding...

Apparently I was told to 'Go over there and take a pew'...

But I heard it differently & so the matter is now in the hands of the Police... :(

:1orglaugh

I'm just the complete opposite - I don't give a shit about religion.

adultchatpay 11-28-2015 07:12 PM

Please go, everyone needs to hear the mass.

ITraffic 11-28-2015 07:23 PM


Best-In-BC 11-28-2015 08:32 PM

Run from it, there a scam, a pyramid scheme

RyuLion 11-28-2015 09:03 PM

Just go man, it's YOUR choice not the Internet's specially GFY sinners..:2 cents: :upsidedow :1orglaugh

RyuLion 11-28-2015 09:04 PM

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Originally Posted by Best-In-BC (Post 20650498)
Run from it, there a scam, a pyramid scheme

Truth be told. Just don't get brainwashed! :2 cents:

Best-In-BC 11-28-2015 09:10 PM

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Originally Posted by RyuLion (Post 20650506)
Truth be told. Just don't get brainwashed! :2 cents:

Already are excepting something you have no true idea if it egzists or not, its a straight up fairy tale

plsureking 11-28-2015 09:24 PM

baptist (southern or 1st depending on your taste) is probably the most fun if you just want some preaching and socializing. they don't get too serious about eating bread chips and telling you that you are destined for hell.

as far as god existing or not? who the hell cares? that's not the reason for the OP. it sounds like the OP is lonely.

deonbell 11-29-2015 12:47 AM

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Originally Posted by plsureking (Post 20650517)
as far as god existing or not? who the hell cares? that's not the reason for the OP. it sounds like the OP is lonely.

:thumbsup

That and I am angry at people in general lately. Something I want to work on, before I become a pissed off old man.


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