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wehateporn 11-30-2015 05:07 PM

Who Invented the Internet? And Why?
 

$money$ 11-30-2015 05:15 PM

Al Gore did

j3rkules 11-30-2015 05:19 PM

An old German joke says: Die Inder haben das Internet erfunden.
(The Indians invented the internet). It's a lame pun, "Internet" sounds a bit like "Indernet" which would be "the Indians' network".

CaptainHowdy 11-30-2015 05:26 PM

Freemasons, of course.

$5 submissions 11-30-2015 05:28 PM

It was invented by the REPTILIANS behind the Iluminati

They are harvesting your dreams to fuel their space ship

True story


/sarc for the mentally challenged webmasters out there.

L-Pink 11-30-2015 05:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by $money$ (Post 20652133)
Al Gore did

Fact :thumbsup

Rochard 11-30-2015 05:34 PM

Everyone knows it was Al Gore.

SilentKnight 11-30-2015 06:14 PM

I miss the old BBS days when nearly everyone you met 'online' - was somewhat local and you could actually get together with them.

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rowan 11-30-2015 07:28 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SilentKnight (Post 20652185)
I miss the old BBS days when nearly everyone you met 'online' - was somewhat local and you could actually get together with them.

Unless you had 'special' ways of calling numbers on the other side of the world for low or zero cost... :error

"Who invented liquid soap, and why?"

CPA-Rush 11-30-2015 09:09 PM

i was told the US military .
strange...

SilentKnight 11-30-2015 09:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rowan (Post 20652248)
Unless you had 'special' ways of calling numbers on the other side of the world for low or zero cost... :error

In fact, we did. :)

200 yards of phone cable - run from the college computer lab, through the drop ceiling, to the phone jack in the dean's office. :thumbsup

We'd dial-up BBS's in Simi Valley, CA from Toronto.

Blazing fast on the 2400baud modem, too. :1orglaugh

On a good night we could d/l a grainy 250k GIF pic in about 20 mins.

2MuchMark 11-30-2015 09:10 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SilentKnight (Post 20652185)
I miss the old BBS days when nearly everyone you met 'online' - was somewhat local and you could actually get together with them.

Me too. Some BBS's I used to check out were powered by software called WWIV. Ah, the good ol' days..

2MuchMark 11-30-2015 09:14 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by rowan (Post 20652248)
Unless you had 'special' ways of calling numbers on the other side of the world for low or zero cost... :error

"Who invented liquid soap, and why?"

I did! A friend and I used to "phreak". We even had software that ran on TRS-80's and one for a PC that would play the extra touch-tones usually inaccessible to regular phones.

I used to connect with a friend to share software that was long distance from me normally. To get around it, we took advantage of some phone numbers here in Montreal that we called Loop-Lines. Basically, they were a bunch of phone number pairs that ended in 1194 or 1195 (I think). So if one of us called 645-1194 and the other called 645-1195, we'd be able to talk over long distance for free, or hook up our modems and swap software all night too. Fun.

mineistaken 11-30-2015 09:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by $5 submissions (Post 20652150)
It was invented by the REPTILIANS behind the Iluminati

They are harvesting your dreams to fuel their space ship

True story


/sarc for the mentally challenged webmasters out there.

I am not sure /sarc was needed here (as in not possible that somebody would not understand it) :1orglaugh

MikeAMS 12-01-2015 03:26 AM

Who invented porn industry?

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MiamiBoyz 12-01-2015 04:06 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ********** (Post 20652314)
Me too. Some BBS's I used to check out were powered by software called WWIV. Ah, the good ol' days..

Ok grandpa

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Black All Through 12-01-2015 04:12 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CPA-Rush (Post 20652310)
i was told the US military .
strange...

I thought it was as well, in the early 60's with ARPANET

j3rkules 12-01-2015 05:35 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mikey Verotel (Post 20652457)
Who invented porn industry?

Paul Markham did, but then manwin came...

bronco67 12-01-2015 06:24 AM

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Why?: See below....

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Ajokki 12-01-2015 09:29 AM

Where are agents Scully and Mulder when you need them the most:( All alien technology.

L-Pink 12-01-2015 09:34 AM

I have to agree with bronco67 :thumbsup

The Porn Nerd 12-01-2015 09:38 AM

Thread saved!!

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XENON CONTENT 12-01-2015 10:02 AM

Why is Gore always mentioned when discussing the invention of the net - where did that start?

bronco67 12-01-2015 11:14 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by pornmasta (Post 20652590)
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VRPdommy 12-01-2015 11:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by wehateporn (Post 20652120)

The Internet was created for the purpose of a handful of universities who had different computer systems talking different computer languages to have a common format to exchange information.
If it had not been for Pentagon spending in those university's that needed this data exchange, it perhaps either would have never happened or happened decades latter.

The format of unix systems seem to prevail even today.

When by a act of congress to open the internet to the public in the 80's, it was still just a command line driven system (text based).
It has not until the advent of HTML that it became the powerhouse we know it today.

I do remember one of the first things I made use of in the beginning of the text based systems was the .GIF file format. Probably the 1st most important thing that came from that and was part of creation of universal standards in data and exchange.

Funny, it really does not seem like all that long ago.

nightslit 12-01-2015 12:04 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by VRPdommy (Post 20652929)
The Internet was created for the purpose of a handful of universities who had different computer systems talking different computer languages to have a common format to exchange information.
If it had not been for Pentagon spending in those university's that needed this data exchange, it perhaps either would have never happened or happened decades latter.

The format of unix systems seem to prevail even today.

When by a act of congress to open the internet to the public in the 80's, it was still just a command line driven system (text based).
It has not until the advent of HTML that it became the powerhouse we know it today.

I do remember one of the first things I made use of in the beginning of the text based systems was the .GIF file format. Probably the 1st most important thing that came from that and was part of creation of universal standards in data and exchange.

Funny, it really does not seem like all that long ago.

Damit, you told the whole stuff first.. maybe mention CERN is Swiss for the protcol? anyway good information.

JFK 12-01-2015 02:27 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by jerkules (Post 20652551)
Paul Markham did, but then manwin came...

:1orglaugh:thumbsup

SilentKnight 12-01-2015 02:54 PM

I remember many enjoyable hours on Usenet back then...manually decoding binary files with UUencode.

Man, that's archaic.

CPA-Rush 12-01-2015 02:54 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by bronco67 (Post 20652579)
Who? : A genius

Why?: See below....

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