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2MuchMark 12-01-2015 02:02 PM

Amy Schumer Nude
 
http://i2.cdn.turner.com/cnnnext/dam...-super-169.jpg

Amy Schumer and Serena Williams in Pirelli calendar - CNN.com

She's awesome.

The Porn Nerd 12-01-2015 02:12 PM

I seriously did not need to see that shit. I was hoping it was a celeb fake (questionable even then).

She looks EXACTLY as fugly as I thought she would look naked.

j3rkules 12-01-2015 02:14 PM

If I wanted to see slightly chubby, unattractive, scantily dressed women, I would head to WalMart. So no thanks.

PR_Chris 12-01-2015 02:15 PM

https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com...d1fac3dd59.jpg

georgeyw 12-01-2015 02:24 PM

I really am not a fan of her work, clothed / nude / movie / comedy.

Busty2 12-01-2015 02:26 PM

Huge chub of lard

NETbilling 12-01-2015 02:27 PM

yucky poo-poo

DVTimes 12-01-2015 02:29 PM

I think she is well sexy.

Paul&John 12-01-2015 02:30 PM

fugly...

Mickey_ 12-01-2015 02:44 PM

Not my cup of tea (and clearly, that was never her intention with doing this ;) ), but before you dismiss her, skim through her material, she's funny:

Amy Schumer?s GQ Men of the Year Fantasies | GQ

420 12-01-2015 02:45 PM

http://i.imgur.com/pGAkSrN.png

Relentless 12-01-2015 02:48 PM

That is not nude.

$money$ 12-01-2015 02:49 PM

http://i2.cdn.turner.com/cnnnext/dam...-super-169.jpg

http://stream1.gifsoup.com/view7/419...-m-mr-ed-o.gif

Scott McD 12-01-2015 03:00 PM

Ewww.....

The Porn Nerd 12-01-2015 03:02 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by 420 (Post 20653136)

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Exactly.

2MuchMark 12-01-2015 03:04 PM

Yikes! You guys need to give her a second chance. Sure she has a few pounds on her, but she is really actually fucking cute, pretty smart, and she's pretty funny too in my opinion.

http://www.dinnerpartydownload.org/w...ss_0540_12.jpg

http://assets.nydailynews.com/polopo...q-magazine.jpg
http://www.allabouttrh.com/wp-conten....4214_copy.jpg

Would hit.

nico-t 12-01-2015 03:06 PM

:1orglaugh

$money$ 12-01-2015 03:06 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ********** (Post 20653154)
Yikes! You guys need to give her a second chance. Sure she has a few pounds on her, but she is really actually fucking cute, pretty smart, and she's pretty funny too in my opinion.

http://www.dinnerpartydownload.org/w...ss_0540_12.jpg

http://assets.nydailynews.com/polopo...q-magazine.jpg
http://www.allabouttrh.com/wp-conten....4214_copy.jpg

Would hit.

Stalker..

Ferus 12-01-2015 03:07 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ********** (Post 20653154)
Yikes! You guys need to give her a second chance. Sure she has a few pounds on her, but she is really actually fucking cute, pretty smart, and she's pretty funny too in my opinion.

http://www.dinnerpartydownload.org/w...ss_0540_12.jpg

http://assets.nydailynews.com/polopo...q-magazine.jpg
http://www.allabouttrh.com/wp-conten....4214_copy.jpg

Would hit.

Yeah. I would say she is cute/above average. Not steaming hot, just cute

Rob 12-01-2015 03:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by georgeyw (Post 20653112)
I really am not a fan of her work, clothed / nude / movie / comedy.

This. :2 cents:


https://media.giphy.com/media/1mXkH6EeAEq1q/giphy.gif

Choopa Phil 12-01-2015 03:46 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ********** (Post 20653154)
Yikes! You guys need to give her a second chance. Sure she has a few pounds on her, but she is really actually fucking cute, pretty smart, and she's pretty funny too in my opinion.


She is cute...with clothes on.

kkkkkk 12-01-2015 03:58 PM

Did they make it black and white to make her look more like the holocaust or less?

The Porn Nerd 12-01-2015 04:12 PM

I would not fuck Amy Schumer with Mark Prince's dick.

dyna mo 12-01-2015 04:19 PM

is Pirelli selling truck tires now?

Best-In-BC 12-01-2015 04:24 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rob (Post 20653165)

:2 cents:

Bryan G 12-01-2015 05:18 PM

Funny webmasters ripping on her. She did not do this to be "sexy" but I'd love to see some of you fat fucks do the same. 95% of GFYers refuse to show what they really look like.

L-Pink 12-01-2015 05:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bryan G (Post 20653278)
Funny webmasters ripping on her. She did not do this to be "sexy" but I'd love to see some of you fat fucks do the same. 95% of GFYers refuse to show what they really look like.


95% don't show faces yet alone their body's. :2 cents:

Spunky 12-01-2015 06:27 PM

I'd still throw the bone in her

BellaSinns 12-01-2015 07:04 PM

This from a bunch of guys who have to pay hot girls to fuck them... bahaha

The Porn Nerd 12-01-2015 07:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BellaSinns (Post 20653345)
This from a bunch of guys who have to pay hot girls to fuck them... bahaha

Yup....and I wouldn't give you $3.50 for Amy Schumer.

2MuchMark 12-01-2015 07:09 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bryan G (Post 20653278)
Funny webmasters ripping on her. She did not do this to be "sexy" but I'd love to see some of you fat fucks do the same. 95% of GFYers refuse to show what they really look like.

:thumbsup


Quote:

Originally Posted by L-Pink (Post 20653290)
95% don't show faces yet alone their body's. :2 cents:

:thumbsup


Quote:

Originally Posted by Spunky (Post 20653320)
I'd still throw the bone in her

Me first!


Quote:

Originally Posted by BellaSinns (Post 20653345)
This from a bunch of guys who have to pay hot girls to fuck them... bahaha

:thumbsup:thumbsup:thumbsup

SomeCreep 12-01-2015 10:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PR_Chris (Post 20653102)

:1orglaugh

georgeyw 12-01-2015 10:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by ********** (Post 20653154)
Yikes! You guys need to give her a second chance. Sure she has a few pounds on her, but she is really actually fucking cute, pretty smart, and she's pretty funny too in my opinion.

http://www.dinnerpartydownload.org/w...ss_0540_12.jpg

http://assets.nydailynews.com/polopo...q-magazine.jpg
http://www.allabouttrh.com/wp-conten....4214_copy.jpg

Would hit.

I have a selection of bats to use for said hit :thumbsup

http://truthforachange.info/wp-conte...icket-Bats.jpg

dyna mo 12-01-2015 10:23 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by BellaSinns (Post 20653345)
This from a bunch of guys who have to pay hot girls to fuck them... bahaha

this is porn, people pay for sex here.

and i pay to see amy shumer put on a show telling jokes, not to put a cucumber up her ass and lick my butthole.

Horatio Caine 12-01-2015 10:30 PM

I'd take that over any bony ass bimbo. At least she is someone to talk with.

EddyTheDog 12-01-2015 11:08 PM

I'm no photographer but that looks like a really bad shot - Why have her twisted like that? - It must be the worst thing to do with a bigger girl...

I hope that's the pic they are using.....

Horatio Caine 12-01-2015 11:29 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EddyTheDog (Post 20653450)
I'm no photographer but that looks like a really bad shot - Why have her twisted like that? - It must be the worst thing to do with a bigger girl...

I hope that's the pic they are using.....

Do you have any idea who Amy Schumer is and what her act is?

EddyTheDog 12-01-2015 11:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Horatio Caine (Post 20653454)
Do you have any idea who Amy Schumer is and what her act is?

I saw some comedy she was in - Pretty blue but I didn't like it...

I think it was her anyway.....

EddyTheDog 12-01-2015 11:42 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by EddyTheDog (Post 20653450)
I'm no photographer but that looks like a really bad shot - Why have her twisted like that? - It must be the worst thing to do with a bigger girl...

I hope that's the pic they are using.....

I meant to say 'not' the pic they are using...

nico-t 12-02-2015 03:57 AM

Well i'd hit it, she doesn't look that bad.

off topic: some of her sketches on her comedy central show are pretty funny. And that's unique for a woman. Others are horrible, its a hit and miss show.

Thought that movie would be the same... wrong. It turned out to be a cookie cutter romantic comedy :Oh crap

PR_Glen 12-02-2015 08:51 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bryan G (Post 20653278)
Funny webmasters ripping on her. She did not do this to be "sexy" but I'd love to see some of you fat fucks do the same. 95% of GFYers refuse to show what they really look like.

i agree with your point but showing your face around here when a good 65% of this board now is made up of people with serious social/psychological problems and even psychotic tendencies doesn't fit into most peoples life strategy i would think...

CDSmith 12-02-2015 09:38 AM

I don't mind a little belly pooch on the ladies. I think she'd be a riot in bed.

Would definitely hit.

kkkkkk 12-02-2015 09:56 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PR_Glen (Post 20653849)
now

It's always been the case.

MakeMeGrrrrowl 12-02-2015 10:18 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 20653434)
this is porn, people pay for sex here.

put a cucumber up her ass and lick my butthole.

So, this is what you spend your money on. You are kinkier than I thought. I like it. :1orglaugh

dyna mo 12-02-2015 10:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MakeMeGrrrrowl (Post 20653971)
So, this is what you spend your money on. You are kinkier than I thought. I like it. :1orglaugh

:1orglaugh

well, that and weed and guitar shiz. :pimp:1orglaugh

DamnSexy 12-02-2015 10:37 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bryan G (Post 20653278)
I'd love to see some of you fat fucks do the same.

Thanks for sharing your fantasy with us :thumbsup

MakeMeGrrrrowl 12-02-2015 11:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Bryan G (Post 20653278)
I'd love to see some of you fat fucks do the same.

Hmmm porn would be dead if that was the case, especially since most of them likely don't get laid.

Let's keep the models in front of the camera and 95% of GFYers behind the computer where they belong. =)

dyna mo 12-02-2015 11:01 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by DamnSexy (Post 20653989)
Thanks for sharing your fantasy with us :thumbsup

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

2MuchMark 12-02-2015 11:23 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by $money$ (Post 20653159)
Stalker..

Shhhh!!!


Quote:

Originally Posted by The Porn Nerd (Post 20653226)
I would not fuck Amy Schumer with Mark Prince's dick.

I wish you would! That would double my chances..!

Quote:

Originally Posted by dyna mo (Post 20653434)
this is porn, people pay for sex here.

You have to pay to get laid? Aw man... sorry.


Quote:

Originally Posted by Horatio Caine (Post 20653438)
... At least she is someone to talk with.


:thumbsup

My thinking too. To me, Brains = sexy. And I think she's pretty smart.

LeRoy 12-02-2015 11:37 AM

Not the best myspace angle but I get it.

anywho, I would totally do it and brag about it! That's just me :)


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