My TV and Washer are both Broken What should I do?
 

I am penniless with 2 kids and it's nearly Christmas.

I need ideas super fast.

How about a job?

Ask the people in the trailer next door to do your laundry and watch tv?

Gufundme on gfy is always a great choice.

I have lots of jobs:

Job #1 - 50+ hours - Regular £0 per week
Job #2 - 0 hours - Internet (1) £50 per week
Job #3 - 0 hours - Internet (2) £5 per week
Job #4 - 30+ hours - Kids - -£200 per week

So you see, it's not because I am lazy.

I live in a house, the trailers in the UK are far too small for habitat. Perhaps you mean caravan or static?

I like this idea. I have seen some people have great success with it like Chris Butler for example.

I have no idea what any of that means.

50 hours a week for no pay?
0 Hours for 50.00?
0 Hours for 5.00?
30 hours for minus 200.00?

Huh?

Promote cam sites.

OK job 1 is full-time but pays no wage. Job 2 are from sites I own but do not work on but get paid. Job 3 is from sites I own but do not work on but get paid.
Job 4 is looking after kids, these spend money I don't even have.

hit a pawn shop for a tv. laundry mat or buy another washer.

"My TV and Washer are both Broken What should I do?"
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

get super brain + passion ,problem solved.

I have heard selling crack you can make good money.

hope that your dog comes back

Manage your finances more efficiently - put some away for rainy day (or broke TVs and washers).

buy something on credit like a kilo of drugs, cut it up to small 1g or so packages, sell for profit, pay the credit, with the rest of the money you can get a new tv and a dryer.

Where do I get crack, wholesale?

Next step make a donation thread on gfy :pimp

There goes your live saving

quit any jobs where you don't get paid (duh) and get a paying one!:helpme

Promote Nice Ratios :thumbsup

Burglar a neighbour and take theirs... Your need is greater, and they can claim back on insurance.

Sell all your poo to CurrentlySober.


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Double loss.call a service and fix them

I predict your chin will see lots of balls before this is over.

No TV, No Washer.... No Problem just go enjoy the outdoors and run around butt naked :P

How is he supposed to work when he posts on GFY all day complaining about how broke he is?

He's fucking scum of the Earth. I have seen this coming for a long time. The writing was on the wall. Another scam artist fake nick that shows up, posts non-stop garbage in order to increase post count, seems to know a lot about past GFY shit (because it a fake nick), attempts to be "one of the guys" until he gains some trust and then BOOM - time to scam.

This thread was originally created in hopes that somebody might offer him some money only it back fired and now he is making a joke out of it. This guy is a douche canoe. :2 cents:

Do you have fire insurance? and some oily rags?

If you're working full time for no money, you deserve to be broke.

Shame for your kids that you're not teaching them how to actually be productive. What country are you from?

Looks like you may be right my lil pop tart.

I thought you were doing 500 bucks per day

Here is the solution

There's a country song in here somewhere ?:pimp

Shave your head and your dog and tell everyone you've both got cancer - don't forget to invent a fake girlfriend who will make 1 single facebook post that vaguely backs up your story. Then go into full-on meltdown mode when someone calls you a a scamming cunt.

I am self employed. We are trying to build a business for our children's futures.

This sounds vaguely familiar. Yngwie? :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Did he ever come back?

Okay but Christmas has been coming for 11 fucking months. ELEVEN FUCKING MONTHS.

You could have AT LEAST went and got a job for your kids to have a good Christmas for a month or two.

Sometimes you have to put your own dreams aside to deal with what has to be dealt with immediately. LIKE MONEY TO SUPPORT YOUR FUCKING FAMILY.

Sometimes you just have to step away from the computer and get a fucking job if the computer isn't making you any money, and obviously it's not.

Why don't you check your PMs? What the actual fuck? :disgust

i cunt a4d 2 buy it... :(

I'm cumminggggggggg.

I fucking love you too.

Take the kids outside ...

there comes a time when you realize that maybe if you are working for yourself 50 hours a week and getting no money.. Maybe just maybe you should get a job to pay bills and build your internet money after work?

Oh ya quit fucking whining about being broke online! :Oh crap

Assholes in this thread.
Harmon, fuck off, seriously. I couldn't give 2 fucks what you think. Since day 1 you gave me shit. I don't need it. Thanks for calling me a douche canoe again though, that never gets boring.

SBJ. Read the thread again. Your comprehension sucks.

huh? do you or do you not clam below to work 50 hours a week at a job that makes you ZERO?? Why would you work so many hours on something that pays you nothing??

grow up dude

head to the main spot and ask for that double up. you white?

I have no idea what you just said but yes I'm white, was that a question?

Sorry sir.