Who on GFY has the Biggest Tree?
 

Discounting CurrentlySober, obviously he cunt a4ord a tree.

But anyway, we have two trees. The second one is a diddy and we have had it for years. It's a 7ft one with all the trimmings.
We recently got a 20ft one though, it's fake but looks the nuts.

That's a big tree. Do you have some pis?

Not me, I haven't got one yet.

52 and 3/4

We've got a 70ft century oak in the front yard - canopy extends over three houses and across the street.

Haven't got it lit up...yet.

50,000 fot tree

Are you sure yours isn't a beanstalk?

Christmas Trees
 

I once worked for a company that was the largest importer to the U.S. of Christmas stuff. In the display area they had fake 20+ foot tall trees, totally decorated. Their show room across the street had hundreds of various sized trees on display. Took up half a city block.
They had a staff that did nothing but go to stores and decorate display trees for Christmas.
They also had a contract with the PX on U.S. military bases worldwide. They had a pallet, that when delivered and the sides of the box removed, had an instant Christmas display.
For Christmas 2015, they would have been in Hong Kong shopping in Spring 2014. 18 month lead time. There's an accounting nightmare.
I was one on the few working there that wasn't Jewish. A Jewish family started the business about 1910.

Not in my house but nearly 100m far there is a huge tree that lighting my apparent

I went to see the tree at Rockefeller center, does that count?

No tree, but I have a huge stump :Graucho

We've a 30 to 40 foot tree outside our balcony, no lights on it yet, the local parrots come to graze in it. They make nice decoration all year round :thumbsup

Discounting the only one who likes a shitty thread.

Mine is a potent 4".

http://i.imgur.com/nffV0oF.jpg

For non English speakers - he means Christmas tree.

We aren't talking about cock size? Disregard my 4 inch comment.

No, I was just talking about trees.

I love mine its 1,5m. High

my tree is about 50-55 cm

I think we may have the biggest pear tree in the UK in the back garden - There are lots of pics of it on GFY...

ahhh one of those self cleaning trees! Enjoy your smoke :winkwink:

Did you get any pears this year. Last year was a bumper harvest for us but this year nothing.

It looked good at the start - Then all the baby ones fell off after a late frost - About a tonne at a guess...

We can do 3x that in a good year.....

http://i.imgur.com/ICSO6S4.jpg

The year before.....

http://i.imgur.com/OClXx.jpg?1

The the winning tree goes to CS