I am slow and don't want to work hard, What is a good job for me?
 

I am slow and don't want to work har, What is a good job for me?

Was thinking of convenience store or working the front desk of a hotel.

Accountant. Mine moves like fucking molasses..

Sloth impersonator.

What is this 'Job' thing you speak of?

In the UK we just sit at home and the government pays the rent and gives us money...

Any federal government position.







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Night time security guard

President ? ?

Life model in artclass

How about a job as a GFY moderator.... haha here comes that hammer....

You cant be a porn star :pimp

Porn affiliate?

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american president

something like copywriter maybe

If you're in the US, federal government. Buy a native american tribe citizenship, get a job in DOD, work 20 years, get full retirement in a "buyout", then go to a defense contractor at 20 times the pay while you have lunch with your buddies at various steakhouses and laugh about spending 50 billion on missiles that never got fired.

Being slow and lazy will make sure you shoot up the ranks, as you'll be a threat to no-one.

Post office or Dept. of Motor Vehicles.

Fluffer - basically slow and you don't have to work hard

affiliate manager

You can clean the video viewing booths in an adult video store.

Camboy ...

Best job for thim... Customer support :pimp

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh ...

Do you have firm buttocks?

Good joke. Not. :1orglaugh

Very creative suggestions here :pimp

Executive Director of the FSC and it just so happens theres an opening.

Some famous hip hop artist's joint roller. All you do is roll joints for them and smoke.

Hell yes...