From today on Crockett will now be dubbed "The Crocketteer"
 

Flying high above all moral ground. The Crocketteer will swoop in with one fowl nose dive saving the day from the evil Republicans.

Crocketteer we salute you!

The Crocketteer uses "crocket science" to deduce the crimes of the EVIL Republicans and save the day with the cool gizmos in his Socialist Utility Belt.

And just like Batman had Robin...The Crocketteer has his trusty sidekick **********.

Together, the Socialist Crusader and The Boy Wonder will triumph over Trump!

That's Crockett Science!

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can you imagine the Crocketteer as a king?


"King Crocketteer there is invaders outside the door that want to behead and slaughter us all!"
King Crocketteer: "We wouldn't want them to think we are racist.... LET DOWN THE CASTLE WALLSSSSS!"

According to The Crocketteer the entire earth is under the US constitution. :1orglaugh

OK, can this thread get a GFY award ? This is already fucking awesome !

WOA hey now racist! According to The Crocketteer I can't accept any awards. IM WHITE. That'd be racist!

Only deserving people like Ahmed the clock boy deserve awards and praise. Cool clock Ahmed!

CrockofShit FTW!

My fan club is restless today.. :1orglaugh

That makes him pretty fucking bad ass then..

Crocketteer fan club: 0 members
Crocketteer is an idiot fan club: 21,392 members

Crocketteer "my fan club is restless today"

I'm a fan of crockett!

Yes, it's a guilty pleasure...but I enjoy reading the stuff he and Mark Prince troll with.

Just your typcal leftwinger who is blind to democrat shit and sniffs each and every republican shit.

21,393 members now.

He still posts here?

More like the cockoteer amirite guys? Hi five!

Sounds pretty good and physically just imagine George Costanza...... and Weird Al.... what a combo!!!

Pretty spot on!