why does the top of my ass crack smell worse than the bottom part where the asshole i
 

Is?

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uhhhh no more high fives

You have runon. You wipe from front to back like a girl

Change you swipe methods :thumbsup

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Theres a Ban Hammer in your future:thumbsup:thumbsup

It's closer to your nose?..

Now why would anyone ban me? I'm the Internet's sweetheart for Christ's sake!

But then fecal matter would get into my bagina

What concerns me is two-fold (just like your ass cheeks):

1. You smell your own ass.

2. HOW you manage to smell your own ass (I do not want to know).

Very troubling.

It's an elaborate system of ass scratching and finger tip smelling.

I call it "The Ol' Scratch 'N' Sniff"

Thanks for sharing your hobby with us :2 cents:

uhh thats a pretty serious allegation. I hope you can prove this is my hobby

Where the hell is CS when he's needed?!

I use baby wipes and shower regularly. I am unable to answer this question.

If I could only know...

I use clorox wipes like a real man

http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/...ML._SY300_.jpg

You need to wash, no parts of your body should smell..


however, post proof of be banned smelly :winkwink:

uhh please don't post pictures of my mom

It's probably a pilonidal cyst. I had to have one surgically removed a few years ago.

you have a beautiful mother.

Please post pics :)

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or it didn't happen :winkwink:

op have you swiped the area between your meatsack and leg?

Impressive.

OK here's my theory: sweat accumulation vs. shit accumulation.

The top of your crack has a dimple and this is where the sweat that rolls down your back collects. The area closer to your anus is pure shit, so to speak.

I am not interested in a field test of this theory. :D