How much pussy do you think i pick up in this truck? (Pic)
 

http://www.newcougar.org/forums/atta...08-06_1253.jpg

Ill give u 2 guesses:
1. More then you
2. Your mom

Chicks go fucking bat shit when i rev this bad boy up. I pull up, park up and bitches basically throw themselves at my truck.

Ill post up outside of home depot with ICE CUBE blaring out the fuckin windows and single mothers basically line up for a ride on my big rig. I had this one bitch ready to leave her stroller and with kid in it behind. I mean u crazy!? I took her instagram and slammed her walls in the backseat later in the evening then deleted her contact. On to the next!

Big man. Big truck. = you do the math.

I doubt that's your truck, but it's for guys with little dicks.

We all know you're a little fucking weenie. If you actually had the status and stature you claim to have, you wouldn't be making dumb threads on an internet message board to report it to everyone.

Because Muricaaaaaaaa :D

Good luck bro :D

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How do you know its for guys with little dicks? You must have alot of expierience with little dicks homo LOL.

if i got that truck i could pick up more pussy

Ya pick up more pussy and have them use you as a taxi cab. CONGRATS

I dont even leave the parking lot to fuck.

Its just a Ford.

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Ya thats there average rating!

looks stupid

Go take your meds cry baby.

No meds will grow your little pee pee asshole.. :1orglaugh

1000s pussy

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It looks rather cheap and rather tacky.

It would have looked better left as it was.

I suspect most people will look at the driver and think what a vulgar silly person drives that.

I suspect people take the mick behind the drivers back. Probably a lot of snigering.

I suspect the driver of that truck has an extremely small penis.

No, it just looks like a car for a retard :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

walmart is still the most fertile grounds for picking up single mothers

Guys are the only ones who care about cars or trucks. I'm sure you get plenty of compliments from them. You also can fit quite a lot of guys in the cab and in the bed...clown-car style of course. I can tell because your rear suspension is sagging a bit.

It you were attractive like me, you would not need anything to pull women.

In my case I find it a real pain.

I do not find it something to boast about.

I find it a daily annoyance.

Someone's mom took their Nintendo from them.

Don't wait for us to guess, just go out there and pic them up..

p.s you don't need that to pick up pussy, just your self-confidence!

More then 10 necked pussies

Im 100% certain you give blowjobs outside the gym after your workout and swallow for your protein fill. You talk like a guy with alot of expierience!

That looks like something a redneck would love to drive :)

I'm not the one with a saggy rear suspension...and I'm not referring to the truck :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

You might not have a saggy rear becausr of all those squats you were decribing. But i guarantee you your asshole is saggy! LOL you dont fool me Choopa Phil!

Noy sure. Chicks dig cars as well. If you drive a nice one you have much better chances to pick up certain type chicks than if you drove some average one.

We saw your vids. Just sayin' :winkwink:

What exactly did you think I was referring to when I said saggy rear lol....not your ass cheeks.

maybe she drives that shit

Yes i have a firm butt. But no im not interested in supplying you with my protein. Flattered yes. Interested no.

chicks dig cars, but they have to be classy luxury cars, like a mercedes

http://i.imgur.com/aFLw4RL.jpg

Good thing I didn't ask. You know what happens when you assume!

It is not your truck, you took the picture from the other side of the parking lot LOL. You just happen to see it so you take the pic and run to GFY. This is like posting a pic of a check and claiming it is yours.
If that is your truck (even though it is just a truck but probably still fun) take a pic of it in your yard or one not in some parking lot, We can talk numbers after that

1 sec im taking a pic of my rich buddies check. Ill post my truck pic next.

LOL nice. Thanks

Pictures or it didn't happen....

That pic was uploaded to a forum almost 9 years ago.

You know your life sucks when you have to brag about a $5000 truck that isnt even yours.

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Huge truck

Nice link asshat! LOL

Nice thread Nintendo Boy! LOL

Was that supposed to be a cuss? Whats next you will call me a poopy head?

HAHA owned your ass. Not even your truck and you brag about it. Must not be true like everything else you say. Damn I had respect for you too and you let me down bro

ok edit he was not owned but was good thread either way. I am going to trade in a few of my cars for a truck today

LOL the image i postes is linked directly to the forum. You dont have to be sherlock fucking holmes.

what if someone posted a pic of his truck 7 years ago and he just happen to take the same pic of his truck and just got around to posting it today because he was busy with all the bitches?

Hey i'm trying to find reason behind it LOL. I just posted one I think would stick

by the way where is the pic of the check?

He rides a skateboard in real life. He ain't pickin up nothing.

LOLLLL

Well today it would technically be worth $10,000 because i slammed a $5,000 speaker set in there.

The back of the truck is sagging because your fat ass is in it! LOL LOL

party pooper.

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