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This guy became paul markham
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Thats very similar to my story - Especially the 'Thing clicking in my mind' at 500lbs....
The main difference was that although I didn't make a blog about it - I simply did what he did but in reverse. You see, I too had always been fat. I suffered from bullying at school over my weight - You're just "Big Boned' my mother would tell me, as she handed me another box of doughnuts to help me feel better... My adult life has been hard - Its difficult to find enough hours in the day to eat as much as I did - Equally difficult to pay for it too... But, I persevered and kept at it... I NEVER GAVE UP! When I happened to weigh myself on a machine at the post office designed for large parcels, I realised that I was nearly 500lbs and a light bulb went off in my head... From that moment on I knew what to do. I ate, and ate, and ate some more. I WAS going to beat that 500lbs barrier, because I knew what lay beyond - It was the promised land! Luckily, almost 15 months later, I was eligible for ALL the disability payments and perks that a super morbidly obese man was entitled too. And claim them I did. I'm proud to say that I now get free prescriptions, extra money from the government for being disabled and two lovely nurses that call in to see me twice a day. They wash and dress me, and do my shopping and even cook for me. I dont even have to leave the bed if I dont want too... Its bliss... On the downside, the food they cook me is bland and healthy, so not very tasty, but I can get take aways delivered in the evening and they never find out... Tonight its a huge chinese. Its arriving soon so I'd better try and walk to the door to let him in... If I start moving now, it will only take an hour to be ready to open the door and get my food. I love the UK benefits system :thumbsup |
Wow all do respect for this rare ppl
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It is a good thing you put money away so your fat ass could eat. What do you spend a day eating? About 50 to 60 USD? |
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But I can afford it - Not only do the government pay my rent and food etc, they also give me a large sum of money for 'incapacity benefit' and 'DLS' (Disabled Living Allowance) - I'm quids in - I get a shit load more money than nearly ANYONE who goes out to work! |
CS> you would not fit into that MB coupe/cabrio you posted yesterday if that was true, so yeah, you are joking.
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congrats guys
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Nice click bait title by the way, Sly was looking for you, hit him up :thumbsup
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I'm starting to put weight on after 60 years of being slim.
Lack of energy is the problem. Once the dogs have their 30-minute walk, I'm done for the day. 81 kilos now, 179 pounds in American money. I get pissed when I see 30-40 years olds that weigh 300 pounds or more. |
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Its good to be slim as Paul
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I seem to recall photos of you from say 10+ years ago and you were thin if memory serves me correctly. I do not believe you at all to be honest. |
It's all about self discipline.
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Lets just ask GSpotProductions Nat & Gary shall we?
CS met them not too long ago, I'm sure she could let us know exactly how fat or thin he is... |
if you don't want to be fat, then stop shoveling food in your mouth.
yes, it's as simple as that. |
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You sir, are a gentleman and a scholar /bow |
Every fat guys dreams to be as Paul
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More interesting question - does he like poo? |
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You Brits are so confusing with your English language. Blimey! |
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@ilnjscb - love you too buddy xxx
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