If you had to pick between dying after
 

1. Being pulled into a wood chipper and turned into hamburger while alive.

OR

2. Being eaten alive slowly by a great white shark (one leg at a time).

Which would you pick and why?

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I'd choose 1, cause if I HAD to die that would be quicker than 2. Normally I'd choose a number 2 every time, but in this case its a 1

Unless of course there is a chance of me being rescued from the shark before death. But there probably isn't cause I'm having to die so for sure its 1.

Shoulda made it a pool...

Is this a trick question?

#1, if the shark ate quicker maybe #2 :2 cents:

Your insanity in asking such a question is ridiculous!

I'd have understood a thread asking, what would be the worst possible way of dying or how would you prefer to pass away.

But you have to be clinically insane to post this thread, asking of just 2 crazy ways to die! Why would you not include being hit by an asteroid or a massive pain of glass falling from a crane, maybe a plane engine or being in a plane & having everyone screaming with you.... like, wtf are you on, crack or something? :2 cents:

:1orglaugh :1orglaugh ...

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Read this, then you'll understand the question: https://gfy.com/fucking-around-and-pr...ay-sucked.html

I'll take the wood chipper anyday

3. Divergent

Only real vets get this shit. :1orglaugh

ahhh understood, thanks... and oh damn, what a shame :Oh crap

How would you die AFTER being pulled into a wood chipper?

Shark of course. Surprised that others chose chipper.

omfg :thumbsup :1orglaugh