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deonbell 12-14-2015 04:20 PM
Just saw a horrible movie about porn. Cringeworthy
 
Supposed to be a true story. But the author, painted himself as this smart/badass/all around good guy. He says he doesn't want to do anything with porn and then goes to the Adult Video awards and cheats on his wife with this porn star(that just had to have his dick).

Then these 2 stupid guys make something in an hour that supposedly Amazon and Paypal can't do. I am guessing process a credit card transaction. And the main guy (Luke Wilson) is trying to keep them out of trouble, but can't cause they are stupid and he is smart.

It must have cost a fortune to make, it had all these famous songs and people. But the story was horrible.

If it was somebody here, I apologize. But you shouldn't build yourself up that much in a movie. How did you the money to pay for it?

$money$ 12-14-2015 04:22 PM
and the name of the movie is

Rob 12-14-2015 04:32 PM
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Originally Posted by $money$ (Post 20668471)
and the name of the movie is
Boogie Nights.

deonbell 12-14-2015 04:34 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by $money$ (Post 20668471)
and the name of the movie is
Middle Men. There is this scene where this Russian comes in and starts talking shit. Then he notices 3 huge black men in the room and says "oh, I spoke out of turn". How did he not see them when he came in?

And somehow the Government needs this camgirl's help so they can track down terrorists jacking off in a shed on the side of a mountain in Afghanistan.

James Caan was in it. Why would they do that?

escorpio 12-14-2015 04:37 PM
I'm working on a script about an obese chronic masturbator that got into the TGP game early because of his porn addiction. The guy makes a bunch of money and starts acting like an asshole big shot. When the TGP game ends he declares bankruptcy and is left cold and alone on the Canadian tundra wondering what the fuck happened.

The working title is "Idiot."

Best-In-BC 12-14-2015 04:53 PM
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Originally Posted by escorpio (Post 20668486)
When the TGP game ends he declares bankruptcy
This never happened.

Pathfinder 12-14-2015 05:15 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by escorpio (Post 20668486)
I'm working on a script about an obese chronic masturbator that got into the TGP game early because of his porn addiction. The guy makes a bunch of money and starts acting like an asshole big shot. When the TGP game ends he declares bankruptcy and is left cold and alone on the Canadian tundra wondering what the fuck happened.

The working title is "Idiot."
Too sleazy. It will never sell.

johnnyburnaway 12-15-2015 09:19 AM
I'm guessing you never heard of epassporte..

(successful troll?)

JFK 12-15-2015 09:22 AM
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Originally Posted by johnnyburnaway (Post 20669292)
I'm guessing you never heard of epassporte..

(successful troll?)
Yup ! :1orglaugh

mineistaken 12-15-2015 10:51 AM
bump for pornmasta and his sig :)

xNetworx 12-15-2015 01:34 PM
:1orglaugh

deonbell 12-15-2015 01:37 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by johnnyburnaway (Post 20669292)
I'm guessing you never heard of epassporte..

(successful troll?)
Will look into it.

fitzmulti 12-15-2015 01:48 PM
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Originally Posted by johnnyburnaway (Post 20669292)
I'm guessing you never heard of epassporte..

(successful troll?)
I bet you're right, he hasn't! :winkwink:

Mediamix 12-15-2015 04:27 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by deonbell (Post 20668468)
Supposed to be a true story. But the author, painted himself as this smart/badass/all around good guy. He says he doesn't want to do anything with porn and then goes to the Adult Video awards and cheats on his wife with this porn star(that just had to have his dick).

Then these 2 stupid guys make something in an hour that supposedly Amazon and Paypal can't do. I am guessing process a credit card transaction. And the main guy (Luke Wilson) is trying to keep them out of trouble, but can't cause they are stupid and he is smart.

It must have cost a fortune to make, it had all these famous songs and people. But the story was horrible.

If it was somebody here, I apologize. But you shouldn't build yourself up that much in a movie. How did you the money to pay for it?
Fucking n00b... :1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Mediamix 12-15-2015 04:28 PM
Quote:
Originally Posted by johnnyburnaway (Post 20669292)
I'm guessing you never heard of epassporte..

(successful troll?)
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Quote:
Originally Posted by JFK (Post 20669297)
Yup ! :1orglaugh
:pimp

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Originally Posted by fitzmulti (Post 20669670)
I bet you're right, he hasn't! :winkwink:
Let's all laugh at the new guy... :winkwink:

marcop 12-15-2015 06:38 PM
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Originally Posted by Pathfinder (Post 20668528)
Too sleazy. It will never sell.
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

blackmonsters 12-15-2015 06:55 PM
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

candyflip 12-15-2015 07:25 PM
A large portion of GFY funded that movie.

Markul 12-16-2015 01:52 AM
I am amazed that anyone had the stamina to watch the whole thing.

Also amazing that the douche bag still has both kneecaps.

Ferus 12-16-2015 02:25 AM
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Originally Posted by escorpio (Post 20668486)
I'm working on a script about an obese chronic masturbator that got into the TGP game early because of his porn addiction. The guy makes a bunch of money and starts acting like an asshole big shot. When the TGP game ends he declares bankruptcy and is left cold and alone on the Canadian tundra wondering what the fuck happened.

The working title is "Idiot."
:1orglaugh:1orglaugh I would pay someone to find and fly him in to opening-night

CaptainHowdy 12-16-2015 04:51 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by escorpio (Post 20668486)
I'm working on a script about an obese chronic masturbator that got into the TGP game early because of his porn addiction. The guy makes a bunch of money and starts acting like an asshole big shot. When the TGP game ends he declares bankruptcy and is left cold and alone on the Canadian tundra wondering what the fuck happened.

The working title is "Idiot."
:1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh :1orglaugh ...

j3rkules 12-16-2015 05:01 AM
Quote:
Originally Posted by johnnyburnaway (Post 20669292)
I'm guessing you never heard of epassporte..

(successful troll?)
:1orglaugh


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