My dog really likes peanut butter
 

My dog Jack is really... and I mean really into peanut butter. I picked him up a jar while at the store tonight. Unfortunately I screwed the pooch and got the chunky style. Jack doesn't seem to mind but that shit rubs me raw something fierce.

I'm really glad you're not dead anymore

don't eat it then

not the sharpest tool in the tool shed are you :helpme

Thank you?

It feels good to be back!

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Why in God's green earth would I eat it? I said my dog likes it not me. The little bastard likes rubber cheeseburgers for Christ's sake.

http://i.imgsafe.org/2e61b96.jpg

Did you go into the light? See Jesus? Shit like that?

Or are you back as a zombie?

What about reincarnation? Is that a load of malarkey? Can someone come back as, say...an alpaca? My wife really needs some alpaca wool for a sweater she's knitting.

And...what's the most badass thing about being dead? Is it all it's cracked up to be?

that's messed up! :helpme :1orglaugh:1orglaugh get him a real burger! :2 cents::2 cents:

All he did was hijack an account that had been dead for around 12 years...knowing that the owner of the account was/is dead.

are you confused now too? :helpme

Did you rub that shit on your balls again? Third time this week already!

but dont you like it when he licks it off your balls?

Proof or GTFO!

Welcome to reality. All dogs love peanut butter.

My lab brings his kong toy to me every night to fill it with cookies and peanut butter.

I thought dog should not eat peanut butter

You're probably thinking chocolate.

We had a samoyed that loved peanut butter.

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