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MetaMan 12-19-2015 05:48 AM

How many assault rifles do you own?
 
If you dont have at least 5 assault rifles you are a liberal pussy! When the zombie apocolypse comes Im gonna kick some serious fucking ass! FUCK YEAH!

SIK 12-19-2015 05:49 AM

just my DICK

MetaMan 12-19-2015 05:52 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SIK (Post 20673795)
just my DICK

I tried to register a rifle for my fucking dog. When shit goes down im goin out blazing.

While you sit around waiting for the PC police to come stroke your asshole ill be kicking ASS and taking names.

Walk on water - Jesus Christ

just a punk 12-19-2015 05:55 AM

I have some real serious arsenal:

http://gunsnfreedom.com/wp-content/u...ck-program.jpg

:pimp

MetaMan 12-19-2015 06:03 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by CyberSEO (Post 20673800)
I have some real serious arsenal:

http://gunsnfreedom.com/wp-content/u...ck-program.jpg

:pimp

THIS ISN'T A FUCKING GAME!

I live life like I'm in a video game. ON EDGE 24 fucking 7. Ready to fly off the friggin handle at the drop of a pin. I'M SILLY! I hear the toaster ding, click, BOOM slam a fucking clip into my AR, READY FOR FUCKING WAR!

USA USA!

madawgz 12-19-2015 06:38 AM

I got all my assault rifles down in the dm.

SBJ 12-19-2015 07:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 20673802)
I hear the toaster ding, click, BOOM slam a fucking clip into my AR, READY FOR FUCKING WAR!

USA USA!


Brings a whole new meaning to "leggo my Eggo!" :winkwink:

slapass 12-19-2015 07:04 AM

None that I admit to. But yeah the bomb shelter is stocked and none of that pussy USA ones. All battle tested commie rifles.

MetaMan 12-19-2015 07:15 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by slapass (Post 20673827)
None that I admit to. But yeah the bomb shelter is stocked and none of that pussy USA ones. All battle tested commie rifles.

You Sir I SALUTE!

I play call of duty 6 hours per day and fantasize about the game as real life.

READY FOR FUCKING ACTION at the drop of a hat.

You can find me at the army surplus store CAMMO'D THE FUCK OUT.Rubbing shoulders with soldiers. Talking like im a war hero.

Im like a fucking grenade. Ready to explode. Waiting for someone to test me. Pull the clip BOOM! IM SILLY!

MakeMeGrrrrowl 12-19-2015 07:19 AM

This is your brain on drugs.

MakeMeGrrrrowl 12-19-2015 07:20 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by slapass (Post 20673827)
None that I admit to. But yeah the bomb shelter is stocked and none of that pussy USA ones. All battle tested commie rifles.

You just said none you admit to them you admitted to a stocked shelter lol.

:helpme :1orglaugh

MetaMan 12-19-2015 07:22 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MakeMeGrrrrowl (Post 20673831)
This is your brain on drugs.

My drug is adreneline. High as a fucking kite. My veins are constantly surging like a pitbull on steroids. Im like a wild dog off a chain. IM SILLY!

Coup 12-19-2015 07:23 AM

Trigger warning

Coup 12-19-2015 07:25 AM

May liberals be the first against the wall when the RaHoWa comes

DraX 12-19-2015 07:28 AM

:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh:1orglaugh

Epic thread by the way, bookmarked for the up coming apocalypse.

SIK 12-19-2015 07:57 AM

https://gfy.com/avatars/drax?dateline=1443658591

I love that fella

slapass 12-19-2015 08:04 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 20673830)
You Sir I SALUTE!

I play call of duty 6 hours per day and fantasize about the game as real life.

READY FOR FUCKING ACTION at the drop of a hat.

You can find me at the army surplus store CAMMO'D THE FUCK OUT.Rubbing shoulders with soldiers. Talking like im a war hero.

Im like a fucking grenade. Ready to explode. Waiting for someone to test me. Pull the clip BOOM! IM SILLY!

I am so with you. Until America wises up and takes away the freedoms from them, we have to be on guard. Also against America as they can come for our guns at any second. I am out as I need to go get more ammo.

Seth Manson 12-19-2015 01:30 PM

I doubt any of you own an actual assault rifle. You guys probably think an AR15 or that AK47 you bought at the gunshow for $800 is an assault rifle.

Clarketime 12-19-2015 01:37 PM

Why would such a question be posted on a site like this?! You Americans are really crazy.

ErectMedia 12-19-2015 01:40 PM

0, real Negroes know Kung-Fu :thumbsup


NemesisEnforcer 12-19-2015 06:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Clarketime (Post 20674104)
Why would such a question be posted on a site like this?! You Americans are really crazy.

So that you know who not to piss off.

theking 12-19-2015 08:32 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Seth Manson (Post 20674101)
I doubt any of you own an actual assault rifle. You guys probably think an AR15 or that AK47 you bought at the gunshow for $800 is an assault rifle.

I usually prefer not to address faggots/trolls...but I know a number of people that do own one or more assault rifles. In fact I really find it not to be all of that uncommon. You are correct in thinking that many people...probably even the majority of people...do not really understand/know what an assault rifle actually is and do think that an AR15 or that all AK47's amongst many others are assault rifles...when in fact they are not.

mineistaken 12-19-2015 08:42 PM

I have zero and I am strongly anti liberal and strongly ant PC :winkwink:

mineistaken 12-19-2015 08:45 PM

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Assault_rifle list Ak47 as assault rifle. Huge mistake?

theking 12-19-2015 09:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mineistaken (Post 20674336)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Assault_rifle list Ak47 as assault rifle. Huge mistake?

Huh.....

Mr Pheer 12-19-2015 09:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mineistaken (Post 20674336)
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Assault_rifle list Ak47 as assault rifle. Huge mistake?

A common mistake. The $800 rifles are assault weapons. The assault rifle version of an AK-47 will cost upwards of $15k, requires a $200 tax stamp, and a background check requiring fingerprints and more, and the transfer currently takes about 5 months from the time you pay for the weapon until you can take possession of it. Because it's a machine gun.

Assault Rifle is different from Assault Weapon.

theking 12-19-2015 09:21 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr Pheer (Post 20674345)
A common mistake. The $800 rifles are assault weapons. The assault rifle version of an AK-47 will cost upwards of $15k, requires a $200 tax stamp, and a background check requiring fingerprints and more, and the transfer currently takes about 5 months from the time you pay for the weapon until you can take possession of it. Because it's a machine gun.

Assault Rifle is different from Assault Weapon.

I think around $5,000 and up for an AK47 assault rifle is not uncommon. You are correct about the legal requirements for ownership of any assault rifle.

AaronM 12-19-2015 09:45 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by MetaMan (Post 20673799)
I tried to register a rifle for my fucking dog. When shit goes down im goin out blazing.

While you sit around waiting for the PC police to come stroke your asshole ill be kicking ASS and taking names.

Walk on water - Jesus Christ


Good luck. :thumbsup

http://ampcontent.com/wp-content/uploads/gfy_vault.jpg

deonbell 12-19-2015 10:38 PM

I only have one cuerno de chivo with an extra mag. My friend Chewy made for me. Not an assault rifle cause he had no sear for full auto. So my Cuerno de Chivo only has hole for hammer and for trigger, but not for sear.

atom 12-19-2015 10:45 PM

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Originally Posted by AaronM (Post 20674354)

damn, and I thought I had a lot of guns...

Rob 12-19-2015 11:19 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AaronM (Post 20674354)

I thought my collection was over the top. :1orglaugh :thumbsup

Rob 12-19-2015 11:22 PM

Aaron, over your right shoulder, are those M1919 Coaxials? Hats off, brother!

http://www.dualsportridersoflouisian...208%5B1%5D.gif

Rob 12-19-2015 11:23 PM

Oops...Sorry. Duplicate.

j3rkules 12-20-2015 11:55 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SIK (Post 20673795)
just my DICK

:1orglaugh

slapass 12-20-2015 05:22 PM

Only in America would people take this thread seriously....

AaronM 12-20-2015 08:34 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Rob (Post 20674390)
Aaron, over your right shoulder, are those M1919 Coaxials? Hats off, brother!

http://www.dualsportridersoflouisian...208%5B1%5D.gif


Yes they are. I shot a video of Deej blowing up Tannerite filled pumpkins and taking out a cinderblock wall at about 100 yards with an M1919.

http://ampcontent.com/wp-content/uploads/gfy_vault2.jpg

mineistaken 12-20-2015 08:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AaronM (Post 20674936)

That is your collection? :eek2

AaronM 12-20-2015 08:52 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by mineistaken (Post 20674940)
That is your collection? :eek2


No. I just like standing in other people's vaults and taking photos of myself wearing GFY gear. I believe it demonstrates how small my dick really is. :winkwink:

I don't own any guns. They are instruments of death and I'm a peace loving individual. :)

mineistaken 12-20-2015 09:08 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AaronM (Post 20674948)
They are instruments of death and I'm a peace loving individual. :)

Peer of Mr. Prince :thumbsup
Role model of Mr. Crockett :thumbsup

2MuchMark 12-20-2015 09:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AaronM (Post 20674354)

http://31.media.tumblr.com/75b318360...1k62o1_500.gif

ArtificialTraffic 12-21-2015 01:59 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by SIK (Post 20673795)
just my DICK

Your dick isn't assault rifle. It's .50 cal machine gun !!!

brassmonkey 12-21-2015 09:00 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AaronM (Post 20674936)
Yes they are. I shot a video of Deej blowing up Tannerite filled pumpkins and taking out a cinderblock wall at about 100 yards with an M1919.

http://ampcontent.com/wp-content/uploads/gfy_vault2.jpg

is that an illegal weapon in the bottom left??? :helpme:helpme

MetaMan 12-21-2015 09:08 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AaronM (Post 20674936)
Yes they are. I shot a video of Deej blowing up Tannerite filled pumpkins and taking out a cinderblock wall at about 100 yards with an M1919.

http://ampcontent.com/wp-content/uploads/gfy_vault2.jpg

THAT'S HOW REAL MEN ROLL! :warning

Don't take shit from these liberal pussies who suck on the government tits.

When the zombie apocalypse comes im hunkering down WITH YOU!

MetaMan 12-21-2015 09:10 AM

You people should see my fucking closest. I got stacks of cammo pants ready for ANY FUCKIN terrain. Sand, Sleet, Snow, Jungle, City, Moon surface. I'm ready to move like a panther, creep and use my Call of Duty training at the drop of a pin to PROTECT MY FREEDOM! BIG DADDY! OOOOOOOOO BIG BIG DADDY! IM SO BAD, U SO BAD METAMAN, U SO BAD. OOO BIG DADDY METAMAN. IM YOUR DADDY!

Mediamix 12-21-2015 09:18 AM

I'm Dutch... I only have air rifles and crossbows. But I have a big dick and will fuck the enemy until they stop breathing. :pimp

PR_Glen 12-21-2015 09:20 AM

an arsenal without soldiers is just a cache for someone else. Strength really lies in community.

Penny24Seven 12-21-2015 05:18 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AaronM (Post 20674936)
Yes they are. I shot a video of Deej blowing up Tannerite filled pumpkins and taking out a cinderblock wall at about 100 yards with an M1919.

http://ampcontent.com/wp-content/uploads/gfy_vault2.jpg

We have the same BB gun. But for real holy shit

crockett 12-21-2015 05:30 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by AaronM (Post 20674936)
Yes they are. I shot a video of Deej blowing up Tannerite filled pumpkins and taking out a cinderblock wall at about 100 yards with an M1919.

http://ampcontent.com/wp-content/uploads/gfy_vault2.jpg

I'm suprised you don't have the floor nicely tiled and waxed so it's easy to clean up the jizz after you wank it to your collection.

I assume that's what you were doing in the first picture... :1orglaugh:1orglaugh

brassmonkey 01-05-2016 11:53 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by brassmonkey (Post 20675286)
is that an illegal weapon in the bottom left??? :helpme:helpme

well?? :helpme:helpme

TrainWreckContent 01-05-2016 11:58 AM

i have a few but not nearly enough lol!!


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